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(Some Guy)   Roland the Farter, jester extraordinaire, could jump, whistle, and pass gas simultaneously. I coulda been a celebrity   (owlcation.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Flatulence, Roland the Farter, Flatulist, Le Ptomane, Thanks John, fart joke, farting performers, Medieval England  
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579 clicks; posted to STEM » on 26 Sep 2022 at 3:14 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-26 2:05:22 PM  
No mention of Le Pétomane?

In an article specifically about performative farting?  Harrumph!

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2022-09-26 2:08:51 PM  
Pffft.
 
2022-09-26 2:22:43 PM  
You can still make a good living doing that today
Farting In Long Beach!!!
Youtube 0B09-Xrzd2I
 
2022-09-26 2:38:28 PM  
Marginally better than a Thompson gunner, I suppose
 
2022-09-26 2:50:38 PM  
This one time, at fart camp...
 
2022-09-26 3:08:24 PM  
My very serious engineer husband just discovered that blowing through a drinking straw into his armpit makes epic fart noises.

Someone send help.
 
2022-09-26 3:14:22 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: My very serious engineer husband just discovered that blowing through a drinking straw into his armpit makes epic fart noises.

Someone send help.


BRB, looking for a straw...
 
2022-09-26 3:21:15 PM  
PATTY HURST
HEARD THE BURST
OF ROLAND'S FARTING BUTT
AND SMELLED IT
 
2022-09-26 3:26:45 PM  
unum saltum et sifflettum et unum bumbulum
 
2022-09-26 3:36:05 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: My very serious engineer husband just discovered that blowing through a drinking straw into his armpit makes epic fart noises.

Someone send help.


Ask him if the oscillation frequency is proportional to air pressure.
 
2022-09-26 3:36:25 PM  
I grew up with a kid that could fart in command.  He said that he was able to draw air into his anus as if he were breathing.  I see no reason to disbelieve him.
 
2022-09-26 4:24:24 PM  
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2022-09-26 4:36:07 PM  
Billy Connolly Tells Just About the Funniest Story Ever
Youtube vHfllwAUdIM
 
2022-09-26 5:04:48 PM  
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2022-09-26 5:20:46 PM  
The article was rather long-winded.  Someone should hire the author a tooter.
 
2022-09-27 12:49:36 PM  
 
2022-09-27 12:51:42 PM  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gym81fY460

Le petomane died in 1945, so I never got to hear him
 
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