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(WJAC TV Johnstown)   In an effort to polish iats image as a lofty place of academic endeavors escaping a shady past, Peen State decides to allow alcohol sales in Beaver Stadium   (wjactv.com) divider line
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1203 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Sep 2022 at 2:50 PM (25 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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WoodyHayes [OhFark]
2022-09-26 2:27:15 PM  
If Subby was as familiar with alcohol as the headline indicates they'd know that alcohol sales at college venues ceased being noteworthy a few years ago. Therefore, I think Subby was home alone for the first time and proceeded to get smashed on strawberry Bartles & Jaymes after breaking into mom's liquor cabinet.
 
Special Guest
2022-09-26 2:51:37 PM  
Filter made me think I was having a stroke.
 
Kalyco Jack
2022-09-26 2:55:50 PM  

WoodyHayes: If Subby was as familiar with alcohol as the headline indicates they'd know that alcohol sales at college venues ceased being noteworthy a few years ago. Therefore, I think Subby was home alone for the first time and proceeded to get smashed on strawberry Bartles & Jaymes after breaking into mom's liquor cabinet.


Hey! What farker hasn't had subby's mom's strawberry BJ?
 
Kalyco Jack
2022-09-26 2:56:27 PM  

Special Guest: Filter made me think I was having a stroke.


Was that the filter or was subby wasted? Let's do science:

Polish iat's

Penn
 
waxbeans [TotalFark]
2022-09-26 2:56:32 PM  
My two favorites. Beer and bever. 😏😏
 
Solty Dog
2022-09-26 2:56:33 PM  
So games will have White Out Claw Nights now.
 
Kalyco Jack
2022-09-26 2:56:53 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Special Guest: Filter made me think I was having a stroke.

Was that the filter or was subby wasted? Let's do science:

Polish iat's

Penn


Eh. One out of two's not bad
 
assjuice
2022-09-26 2:58:39 PM  
Sorry to burst your bubble, subby, but it is not uncommon for beer to be served a college football games. At this point Peen State may be one of the last to start.
 
functionisalwaystaken
2022-09-26 3:01:50 PM  

assjuice: Sorry to burst your bubble, subby, but it is not uncommon for beer to be served a college football games. At this point Peen State may be one of the last to start.


Ped State took so long for among the same reasons booze sales on Sunday in PA took so long.  T-zone Pennsyltucky politicians.

Couple that with a school that reflexively turns a blind eye to things(like the possible huge revenue of beer sales at a point where 80-100k people gather 6x per year) and you get to be the last to arrive to the party.
 
ZMugg [TotalFark]
2022-09-26 3:04:24 PM  
Penn State, where "Rhythmic Slapping Sounds" is* a Minor.

* involves
 
Claude Ballse
2022-09-26 3:08:02 PM  
Not subby, but when one of the wife's girlfriends once visited from out of town, she was shocked to discover that some colleges sell liquor on campuses at all. So it's still news to some.

Also, fark Penn State. Everyone there from the Dean on down to the students and alumni. You were all more pissed about NCAA penalties than the fact that children were raped! CHILDREN. RAPED. Let that sink in you scumbags. You praised athletics and faux prestige over safety of kids. You essentially said with your protests that sexually assaulting underaged children is ok as long as we win games.

Penn State from now until eternity as an institution deserves as much ridicule as it can get.
 
waxbeans [TotalFark]
2022-09-26 3:08:22 PM  

ZMugg: Penn State, where "Rhythmic Slapping Sounds" is* a Minor.

* involves


That story will always make me think.
Like: dude was hoping to see two young people getting it on. And instead that.  It kinda serves them right.  And. ALSO. who doesn't sucker punch someone doing that? And also who calls anyone else but the cops and news? Jfc. fark that person  In particular
 
TypoFlyspray
2022-09-26 3:13:35 PM  
So....
Q:  If an older woman who likes younger men is a cougar, and an older man who likes younger women is a Silver Fox, what's an older man who likes underaged men*?

A: A Nittany Lion

/ foinf!
// * or as they're properly called, boys.
/// Slashies!
 
Representative of the unwashed masses
2022-09-26 3:15:03 PM  

Kalyco Jack: WoodyHayes: If Subby was as familiar with alcohol as the headline indicates they'd know that alcohol sales at college venues ceased being noteworthy a few years ago. Therefore, I think Subby was home alone for the first time and proceeded to get smashed on strawberry Bartles & Jaymes after breaking into mom's liquor cabinet.

Hey! What farker hasn't had subby's mom's strawberry BJ?


I have seen a number of documentaries on the subject. Well about 3 minutes of them anyways, never do make it to the end.
 
Im_Gumby
2022-09-26 3:16:15 PM  

TypoFlyspray: So....
Q:  If an older woman who likes younger men is a cougar, and an older man who likes younger women is a Silver Fox, what's an older man who likes underaged men*?

A: A Nittany Lion
A: Father.

/ foinf!
// FTFY
/// Slashies!
 
Thoreny
2022-09-26 3:17:04 PM  
Filter's crazy. Moose out front told me.
 
HotWingConspiracy
2022-09-26 3:17:43 PM  
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waxbeans [TotalFark]
2022-09-26 3:18:28 PM  

TypoFlyspray: So....
Q:  If an older woman who likes younger men is a cougar, and an older man who likes younger women is a Silver Fox, what's an older man who likes underaged men*?

A: A Nittany Lion

/ foinf!
// * or as they're properly called, boys.
/// Slashies!


More like Defendant.
 
waxbeans [TotalFark]
2022-09-26 3:20:00 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Kalyco Jack: WoodyHayes: If Subby was as familiar with alcohol as the headline indicates they'd know that alcohol sales at college venues ceased being noteworthy a few years ago. Therefore, I think Subby was home alone for the first time and proceeded to get smashed on strawberry Bartles & Jaymes after breaking into mom's liquor cabinet.

Hey! What farker hasn't had subby's mom's strawberry BJ?

I have seen a number of documentaries on the subject. Well about 3 minutes of them anyways, never do make it to the end.


/
The 1979 class of Porter Gaud School in Charleston, S.C., graduated 49 boys. Within the last 35 years, six of them have committed suicide. When Paige Goldberg Tolmach gets word that another former student from her beloved high school has killed himself, she decides to take a deep dive into her past ...
 
buckeyebrain
2022-09-26 3:21:50 PM  

Claude Ballse: Not subby, but when one of the wife's girlfriends once visited from out of town, she was shocked to discover that some colleges sell liquor on campuses at all. So it's still news to some.

Also, fark Penn State. Everyone there from the Dean on down to the students and alumni. You were all more pissed about NCAA penalties than the fact that children were raped! CHILDREN. RAPED. Let that sink in you scumbags. You praised athletics and faux prestige over safety of kids. You essentially said with your protests that sexually assaulting underaged children is ok as long as we win games.

Penn State from now until eternity as an institution deserves as much ridicule as it can get.


Their meathead fans, as well.
 
TypoFlyspray
2022-09-26 3:24:22 PM  

waxbeans: TypoFlyspray: So....
Q:  If an older woman who likes younger men is a cougar, and an older man who likes younger women is a Silver Fox, what's an older man who likes underaged men*?

A: A Nittany Lion

/ foinf!
// * or as they're properly called, boys.
/// Slashies!

More like Defendant.


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bubbadave1056
2022-09-26 3:32:43 PM  
I'd rather see beaver sales at the alcohol stadium.
 
macadamnut
2022-09-26 3:35:31 PM  

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DrWhy
2022-09-26 3:40:16 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Special Guest: Filter made me think I was having a stroke.

Was that the filter or was subby wasted? Let's do science:

Polish iat's

Penn


Peen was a purposeful misspelling....

/polish iats not so much
//I think. At least I can't come up with a reas for the extra 'a' in 'its'
 
mofa [TotalFark]
2022-09-26 3:40:56 PM  
When I was at Caltech, the alumni association would buy kegs of beer and literally give it away free. One game we had a total of 63 people including visiting fans.
 
DrWhy
2022-09-26 3:47:01 PM  

bubbadave1056: I'd rather see beaver sales at the alcohol stadium.


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skiinstructor
2022-09-26 4:00:13 PM  
Back in college in the eighties we had a beer bar in the student union called blazing saddles. A pitcher of Michelob dark was six bucks, hot dogs 50 cents, spent a bit too much time there. I think it was closed a few years back cause too many people were having long lunches...
 
Monocultured
2022-09-26 4:07:08 PM  
Alcohol is what makes sports tolerable.
 
Loucifer
2022-09-26 4:12:44 PM  
So the Beaver is no longer dry?
 
DecemberNitro
2022-09-26 4:13:10 PM  
lol "Peen State"
 
gbv23
2022-09-26 4:14:12 PM  
Go Beavers!

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TypoFlyspray
2022-09-26 4:17:54 PM  

gbv23: Go Beavers!

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I'll see your Beavers and raise you the OSU Lady Beavers
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waxbeans [TotalFark]
2022-09-26 6:13:13 PM  

Monocultured: Alcohol is what makes sports tolerable.


Proof watching is boring.  Playing? Who doesn't like beating someone.
 
DrWhy
2022-09-26 7:04:20 PM  

waxbeans: Monocultured: Alcohol is what makes sports tolerable.

Proof watching is boring.  Playing? Who doesn't like beating someone.


I loved going to my high school football games, particularly the home games.  And I spent at least 1/4 of the time actually watching the game!  The rest of the time I was hanging out with my friends, eating popcorn and drinking cokes, taking in the 'general atmosphere', and if we're being honest checking out the cheerleaders. I also love the marching band (my high school had a pretty decent band in the years I was there, it kind of fell apart in the 90s and early 00s, but the last time I visited about 5 years back it was showing good improvement again.) All aspects were more interesting because I knew everyone there.  I knew or was at least passingly familiar with everyone on the football team.  The advantages of a small high school with a good football program, and by good I mean we won multiple state championships over they years, which meant that you had a far better than 50/50 chance of seeing your team win on any given Friday night.

Fast forward to college.  BIg school.  Like one of the largest in the country.  More students and faculty at that university than lived in the county I grew up in.  I got a great education there, but attending sporting events was just not the draw it was when I had such personal connection to the team and the fans who would be there.  If I actually loved/cared about sports I would have gone to some, but I didn't.  The only game I ever went to in college was one home basketball game and that's only because I was in the men's glee club and we were performing at the game.  Can't remember now if it was just the opening national anthem, or if we also did a couple songs at halftime.  I think we did something for halftime too.
 
NathanAllen
2022-09-26 9:06:50 PM  
A flask and a couple ditch weed joints are still okay though, right?

/fark I'm old.
 
waxbeans [TotalFark]
2022-09-26 9:08:57 PM  

NathanAllen: A flask and a couple ditch weed joints are still okay though, right?

/fark I'm old.


😊
 
DrWhy
2022-09-26 9:42:33 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: [Fark user image 605x328]


Do you know where that finger's been????
 
Demetrius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-09-26 10:19:19 PM  
As a Penn Stater from far more years ago than I care to admit, there was never a problem getting alcohol into the stadium back in the day.  And the tailgating scene is so absolutely massive that by the time you got in, you rarely needed much more once you got inside to begin with.
 
DigitalDirt
2022-09-26 11:30:27 PM  

NathanAllen: A flask and a couple ditch weed joints are still okay though, right?

/fark I'm old.


You are not Ethan Allen, (born January 21, 1738, Litchfield, Connecticut) so you are cool.
 
Monocultured
2022-09-27 12:16:06 AM  

waxbeans: Monocultured: Alcohol is what makes sports tolerable.

Proof watching is boring.  Playing? Who doesn't like beating someone.


Maybe. I mostly feel exploited for the time I spent in sports. School made money, dinged my GPA because athletics didn't count as an AP course.
 
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