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(Daily Mail)   Woman hospitalised as Chihuahua turns out to be a Shih Tzu   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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5549 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Sep 2022 at 3:20 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-26 3:21:15 PM  
Hahahaha, better headline. It does not need my vote, but it got it anyway.
 
2022-09-26 3:22:52 PM  
Suuuurrre...she was "sleeping"
 
2022-09-26 3:23:35 PM  
At least the tag is accurate.  Gross
 
2022-09-26 3:24:39 PM  
Why isn't this in the D'awww tab?

/because there's no Aristocrats tab
 
2022-09-26 3:25:31 PM  
Oh, that's just wrong
 
2022-09-26 3:27:32 PM  
Woman hospitalised as Chihuahua turns out to be a Shih Tzu Chihuahua

//minor correction
 
2022-09-26 3:27:46 PM  
It could have been worse.

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2022-09-26 3:28:02 PM  
I don't think that happened.
 
2022-09-26 3:28:14 PM  
My mother had a little Yorkie that she would take everywhere she went but if she was going somewhere the dog couldn't go and left the dog at home it would throw a fit. One time when I was visiting her she left to go to a doctor's appointment and left the dog with me which proceeded to throw a fit. Ten minutes later I went in to the room I was sleeping in to find a fresh turd on my pillow!
 
2022-09-26 3:28:45 PM  
The worst breakfast in bed in the history of breakfast, beds, or canine defecation.
 
2022-09-26 3:29:53 PM  

FloriduhGuy: My mother had a little Yorkie that she would take everywhere she went but if she was going somewhere the dog couldn't go and left the dog at home it would throw a fit. One time when I was visiting her she left to go to a doctor's appointment and left the dog with me which proceeded to throw a fit. Ten minutes later I went in to the room I was sleeping in to find a fresh turd on my pillow!


cat-like behavior detected from mom's dog.
 
2022-09-26 3:30:42 PM  
It was actually a Shart Pei.
 
2022-09-26 3:31:44 PM  
What really happened must have been far worse that she would admit her dog poo'd in her pie hole
 
2022-09-26 3:33:09 PM  
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/do not taste the rainbow
 
2022-09-26 3:33:42 PM  
Ay! Chee-wah-wah!
 
2022-09-26 3:35:49 PM  
What a nasty little biatch thing to do.

* I cite Bart Simpson's use of the literal principle. I can say Nasty Little biatch, even online. The dog did a nasty. Was little as dogs go, and was technically a biatch dog.
 
2022-09-26 3:36:18 PM  

PineappleOnPizza: FloriduhGuy: My mother had a little Yorkie that she would take everywhere she went but if she was going somewhere the dog couldn't go and left the dog at home it would throw a fit. One time when I was visiting her she left to go to a doctor's appointment and left the dog with me which proceeded to throw a fit. Ten minutes later I went in to the room I was sleeping in to find a fresh turd on my pillow!

cat-like behavior detected from mom's dog.


no.
cats are smart.   dogs are stupid.
has anyone seen a cat eating poop?
 
2022-09-26 3:38:32 PM  
When she said "Let's get shiatfaced!" I'm not sure that's what she had in mind....
 
2022-09-26 3:41:42 PM  
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Approves
 
2022-09-26 3:42:25 PM  
Woman hospitalised as Chihuahua turns out to be a Shih Tzu

Sheesh.
 
2022-09-26 3:43:28 PM  
So the dog hate the mom a lot?
 
2022-09-26 3:46:29 PM  

Somaticasual: Woman hospitalised as Chihuahua turns out to be a Shih Tzu Chihuahua

//minor correction


Yeah but "sh*ts you" is funnier, story considered.
 
2022-09-26 3:50:30 PM  
It was actually a German (loaf)Pinscher.
 
2022-09-26 3:50:56 PM  
Never go Affenpinscher To Mouth
 
2022-09-26 3:52:12 PM  

bubbadave1056: Ay! Chee-wah-wah!


Ay! Chee-hoo-uh-hoo-uh!

/literal pet peave
/more news, Les Nessman
 
2022-09-26 3:53:08 PM  

educated: Somaticasual: Woman hospitalised as Chihuahua turns out to be a Shih Tzu Chihuahua

//minor correction

Yeah but "sh*ts you" is funnier, story considered.


Touche'. Also, sadly I didn't even read the article, so I was just going for a PSA about chihuahua awareness...
 
2022-09-26 3:53:45 PM  

chitownmike: I don't think that happened.


Yeah, that sounds like something that definitely did not happen the way she said it did. I don't know what did happen and I don't want to know, but I find it difficult to believe a dog shiat in her mouth without her waking up as it climbed up close to her face. Unless she was completely shiatfaced (LOL, get it?) and literally couldn't move and was barely conscious. I guess I can see that happening. Kinda.
 
2022-09-26 3:54:00 PM  
Big deal. Divine did it first in "Pink Flamingos."

/Too obscure?
 
2022-09-26 4:02:54 PM  

AirForceVet: Big deal. Divine did it first in "Pink Flamingos."

/Too obscure?


I'm awkwardly laughing at this because in real life Divine had sleep apnea.
 
2022-09-26 4:10:33 PM  
If this happened to be, I sure as hell wouldn't be telling the news. This isn't what I want to come up when potential employers Google my name.
 
2022-09-26 4:10:40 PM  
FTA:

"My discharge note said that I'd suffered a gastrointestinal infection caused by a dog defecating in my mouth"

She should donate that 'discharge note' to

https://muttermuseum.org/
 
2022-09-26 4:11:12 PM  
HOTY candidate?
 
2022-09-26 4:13:15 PM  
Oh, crap
 
2022-09-26 4:29:02 PM  
Little known fact:  Chihuahua translates to Caerbannog in several languages.

The descriptions match.
 
2022-09-26 4:30:58 PM  

baronbloodbath: It was actually a Shart Pei.


You mean not Shiat Tzu?
 
2022-09-26 4:33:26 PM  

chitownmike: I don't think that happened.


People get giardia (spelling?) From their pets all the time.

She probably got it from letting the dog lick her face.

Although, my dog sleeps on my wife's head sometimes. If he had sudden diarrhea it could get in her mouth, I suppose.
 
2022-09-26 4:34:23 PM  

brantgoose: What a nasty little biatch thing to do.

* I cite Bart Simpson's use of the literal principle. I can say Nasty Little biatch, even online. The dog did a nasty. Was little as dogs go, and was technically a biatch dog.


Only if it hasn't been fixed.
 
2022-09-26 4:37:45 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: chitownmike: I don't think that happened.

People get giardia (spelling?) From their pets all the time.

She probably got it from letting the dog lick her face.

Although, my dog sleeps on my wife's head sometimes. If he had sudden diarrhea it could get in her mouth, I suppose.


My chihuahia likes to lick noses and snuggle. my border collie wipes my face and runs my arse over because because I'm late.
 
2022-09-26 4:38:11 PM  
Shaits ewe!
 
2022-09-26 4:38:32 PM  

goodluckwiththat: PineappleOnPizza: FloriduhGuy: My mother had a little Yorkie that she would take everywhere she went but if she was going somewhere the dog couldn't go and left the dog at home it would throw a fit. One time when I was visiting her she left to go to a doctor's appointment and left the dog with me which proceeded to throw a fit. Ten minutes later I went in to the room I was sleeping in to find a fresh turd on my pillow!

cat-like behavior detected from mom's dog.

no.
cats are smart.   dogs are stupid.
has anyone seen a cat eating poop?


The majority of times* dogs eat poop are because it "knows" it is deficient in minerals, and is trying to reabsorb nutrients.

Meanwhile, my neighbor almost died from a vitamin deficiency that they figured out when the ambulance brought him in.

So, dogs may be dumb, but they know some important stuff humans don't.

*also, some dogs seem to just enjoy eating a turd. They are outliers though.
 
2022-09-26 4:41:13 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: chitownmike: I don't think that happened.

Yeah, that sounds like something that definitely did not happen the way she said it did. I don't know what did happen and I don't want to know, but I find it difficult to believe a dog shiat in her mouth without her waking up as it climbed up close to her face. Unless she was completely shiatfaced (LOL, get it?) and literally couldn't move and was barely conscious. I guess I can see that happening. Kinda.


She may well have woken up when/if the dog shiat in her mouth. Wouldn't stop Giardia.
 
2022-09-26 4:44:11 PM  
Nobody's taken "poopie-on" yet? OK.

It was a poopie-on
 
2022-09-26 4:44:35 PM  
Dog to have its own OnlyFans account any time now.
 
2022-09-26 4:46:45 PM  
No, wait, wait.

Crapillon. Crapillon.
 
2022-09-26 4:52:36 PM  
Be glad it wasn't a St. Bernard.
 
2022-09-26 4:58:08 PM  
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2022-09-26 4:58:14 PM  

brantgoose: What a nasty little biatch thing to do.

* I cite Bart Simpson's use of the literal principle. I can say Nasty Little biatch, even online. The dog did a nasty. Was little as dogs go, and was technically a biatch dog.


Approved.
 
2022-09-26 4:58:24 PM  
Well, you lie down with dogs, you get up with, uh, bacteria.
 
2022-09-26 5:04:01 PM  

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2022-09-26 5:07:24 PM  
Dog's name is Pinche Loaf.
 
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