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(Daily Mail)   Barack HUSSEIN Obama triggers his biggest scandal since the Tan Suit Incident   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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5835 clicks; posted to Politics » on 26 Sep 2022 at 8:20 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-26 7:10:36 AM  
He can declare it a regular parking space just by thinking about it.
 
2022-09-26 7:21:02 AM  
Wait, you mean Federal Security Services make sure they can exfil with the "package" in case of an attack?

IMPEACH!!!
 
2022-09-26 7:23:02 AM  
Stories like this are good. They've run out of things to cry about. Go team Dems!
 
2022-09-26 7:42:35 AM  
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OMG - he really is history's greatest monster! Can you imagine if he ordered it with arugula and spicy mustard?
 
2022-09-26 7:52:48 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: [Fark user image 850x17]

OMG - he really is history's greatest monster! Can you imagine if he ordered it with arugula and spicy mustard?


These people simply must be stopped!

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2022-09-26 8:04:24 AM  
To be fair, The Daily Fail has been sort of strapped with having to report the failings and down beats for 'their dudes.'
 
2022-09-26 8:21:42 AM  
And people  say Trump is living rent free in our heads.
 
2022-09-26 8:23:25 AM  
See, Obama is worse than Trump in every way imaginable. When will the Special Master be assigned to review handicappedparkingspacegate?
 
2022-09-26 8:24:04 AM  

Mugato: And people  say Trump is living rent free in our heads.


Well, asshole is a deadbeat....
 
2022-09-26 8:25:02 AM  
They need to form some kind of comission or select panel or special Master or special council to go after this creep, like pronto.
 
2022-09-26 8:25:27 AM  
Since this is the Daily Heil, I know doubt the existence of parking spaces and sushi.

Mugato: And people  say Trump is living rent free in our heads.


That argument almost makes sense, he'd be a deadbeat not paying bills even there, too.
 
2022-09-26 8:26:46 AM  
Did the local constabulary ask the SS driver to move it?  Was the vehicle ticketed?  Was their a complaint from a disentitled handicapped person?  Was the SS driver in the vehicle the entire time in case the vehicle needed to move?  Did the President himself park the vehicle there, or heaven forbid, reach over and grab the steering wheel?

Journalism is dead, but propaganda is quite healthy.
 
2022-09-26 8:27:53 AM  
Well, thats it -- now I'm on the fence about voting for Obama.
 
2022-09-26 8:28:01 AM  
There's a 0% chance he was in the car when it parked. This is an indictment on how shiatty SS people are.
 
2022-09-26 8:28:31 AM  

kpaxoid: Did the local constabulary ask the SS driver to move it?  Was the vehicle ticketed?  Was their a complaint from a disentitled handicapped person?  Was the SS driver in the vehicle the entire time in case the vehicle needed to move?  Did the President himself park the vehicle there, or heaven forbid, reach over and grab the steering wheel?

Journalism is dead, but propaganda is quite healthy.


At best, its a good restaurant review.
 
2022-09-26 8:28:51 AM  

Mugato: And people  say Trump is living rent free in our heads.


We've been billing him for rent. We've started the eviction process. He keeps delaying it in court with unrelated challenges.
 
2022-09-26 8:28:55 AM  
I actively shame people who park in disabled parking spaces without a placard/disabled plate.  My son relies on a wheelchair and we often find ourselves without a place to park because of entitled assholes who need extra space for their penile enhancers.  HOWEVER, Barack Obama wasn't driving the vehicle, so it is the Secret Service who should be shamed and not Obama.
 
2022-09-26 8:29:05 AM  

pueblonative: Mugato: And people  say Trump is living rent free in our heads.

Well, asshole is a deadbeat....


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2022-09-26 8:29:08 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Farking Clown Shoes: [Fark user image 850x17]

OMG - he really is history's greatest monster! Can you imagine if he ordered it with arugula and spicy mustard?

These people simply must be stopped!

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When he left office, the Fox News headline read 'Unemployed black man evicted from public housing'.
 
2022-09-26 8:32:36 AM  
Is he wearing white? After Labor Day? Did he really learn nothing from his previous sartorial transgressions?
 
2022-09-26 8:33:41 AM  
 *the guy who picked Obama up parked in a handicapped space
 
2022-09-26 8:36:08 AM  

Marcos P: *the guy who picked Obama up parked in a handicapped space


Trump is Obama's chauffeur?
 
2022-09-26 8:37:12 AM  
Yeap they can park in handicapped spaces. As emergency vehicles Secret Service can park wherever they want. They can also clear out a restaurant of patrons too.
 
2022-09-26 8:37:35 AM  
Obama doesn't care about handicapped people.
 
2022-09-26 8:37:42 AM  
Obama actually parked there himself and was overheard saying if anyone moved it they were fired. he then flipped off the handicapped person who was trying to park in the spot
 
2022-09-26 8:38:06 AM  

RasIanI: kpaxoid: Did the local constabulary ask the SS driver to move it?  Was the vehicle ticketed?  Was their a complaint from a disentitled handicapped person?  Was the SS driver in the vehicle the entire time in case the vehicle needed to move?  Did the President himself park the vehicle there, or heaven forbid, reach over and grab the steering wheel?

Journalism is dead, but propaganda is quite healthy.

At best, its a good restaurant review.


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2022-09-26 8:38:59 AM  
It's the Daily Fail. I doubt the existence of sushi.
 
2022-09-26 8:39:33 AM  

ahasp: I actively shame people who park in disabled parking spaces without a placard/disabled plate.  My son relies on a wheelchair and we often find ourselves without a place to park because of entitled assholes who need extra space for their penile enhancers.  HOWEVER, Barack Obama wasn't driving the vehicle, so it is the Secret Service who should be shamed and not Obama.


Once I went to the grocery store with my girlfriend, her younger brother who had cerebral palsy, and their mom. The mom's car had a handicap placard, but that day she was borrowing the grandparents' beat-up old truck with no placard. We got yelled at for parking in the handicap spot. That was a new experience for me, and I didn't know what to do about it.
 
2022-09-26 8:39:48 AM  

Subtonic: NewportBarGuy: Farking Clown Shoes: [Fark user image 850x17]

OMG - he really is history's greatest monster! Can you imagine if he ordered it with arugula and spicy mustard?

These people simply must be stopped!

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When he left office, the Fox News headline read 'Unemployed black man evicted from public housing'.


I still think this might be the funniest headline The Onion has ever done:

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2022-09-26 8:41:03 AM  
I've gone there after flying into KVNY to meet up with friends.

One good choice there: DJ Spider Roll.

Personally speaking the agents should be chided for not moving the SUV. They could parked it elsewhere.
 
2022-09-26 8:43:54 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: See, Obama is worse than Trump in every way imaginable. When will the Special Master be assigned to review handicappedparkingspacegate?


Well there's certainly no shortage of "special" republicans to choose from.
 
2022-09-26 8:44:40 AM  

Jumbled: They need to form some kind of comission or select panel or special Master or special council to go after this creep, like pronto.


They need to go all out. An AdHoc Blue Ribbon Committee. Anything less is kicking dirt into the face of a bald eagle.
 
2022-09-26 8:45:29 AM  

inglixthemad: I've gone there after flying into KVNY to meet up with friends.

One good choice there: DJ Spider Roll.

Personally speaking the agents should be chided for not moving the SUV. They could parked it elsewhere.


Sure. While trying to evac their protectee, the Secret Service could just have the valet bring it around from the parking garage.
 
2022-09-26 8:46:59 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: [Fark user image 850x17]

OMG - he really is history's greatest monster! Can you imagine if he ordered it with arugula and spicy mustard?


Oh, you mean like this?


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2022-09-26 8:47:21 AM  
Cut right to the chase - OBAMA wasn't driving.
 
2022-09-26 8:48:11 AM  
The real joy of being a Democrat some days is that Obama is still alive and doing normal everyday things that set off The Right in ways that I never thought just existing could.
 
2022-09-26 8:48:39 AM  
He's lost my vote.
 
2022-09-26 8:48:40 AM  
Thanks Obama!
 
2022-09-26 8:48:55 AM  

inglixthemad: I've gone there after flying into KVNY to meet up with friends.

One good choice there: DJ Spider Roll.

Personally speaking the agents should be chided for not moving the SUV. They could parked it elsewhere.


Cool story, bro
 
2022-09-26 8:48:58 AM  

Publikwerks: Cut right to the chase - OBAMA wasn't driving.


Lazy.
 
2022-09-26 8:49:01 AM  

TheEdibleSnuggie: Farking Clown Shoes: [Fark user image 850x17]

OMG - he really is history's greatest monster! Can you imagine if he ordered it with arugula and spicy mustard?

Oh, you mean like this?


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PRESIDENT POOPON!

hahahaha I'm Conservafunny.

/Kill me
 
2022-09-26 8:49:14 AM  

inglixthemad: I've gone there after flying into KVNY to meet up with friends.

One good choice there: DJ Spider Roll.

Personally speaking the agents should be chided for not moving the SUV. They could parked it elsewhere.


My guess is that the SS protocols are that there has to be a clear thruway for them to hustle him out of there, if necessary.

But if thats the case, surely the restaurant knew in advance of the Obamas' reservation - and could've blocked off the necessary space? Or maybe even told them to take that handicapped space?

Or maybe they're all just d***s? Who knows for sure?
 
2022-09-26 8:49:45 AM  
Was it actually parked?

/ see "difference between parking, standing, and stopping"
 
2022-09-26 8:50:30 AM  

UNC_Samurai: Since this is the Daily Heil, I know doubt the existence of parking spaces and sushi.

Mugato: And people  say Trump is living rent free in our heads.

That argument almost makes sense, he'd be a deadbeat not paying bills even there, too.


"Daily Heil"....

Yoink!
 
2022-09-26 8:55:32 AM  

Lochsteppe: ahasp: I actively shame people who park in disabled parking spaces without a placard/disabled plate.  My son relies on a wheelchair and we often find ourselves without a place to park because of entitled assholes who need extra space for their penile enhancers.  HOWEVER, Barack Obama wasn't driving the vehicle, so it is the Secret Service who should be shamed and not Obama.

Once I went to the grocery store with my girlfriend, her younger brother who had cerebral palsy, and their mom. The mom's car had a handicap placard, but that day she was borrowing the grandparents' beat-up old truck with no placard. We got yelled at for parking in the handicap spot. That was a new experience for me, and I didn't know what to do about it.


I have a friend with a heart condition and it can be difficult for her to walk distances sometimes. She has a placard. She looks quite fit and has no outward appearance of having any health issues.

She gets yelled at a lot.
 
2022-09-26 8:58:41 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: [Fark user image image 850x17]

OMG - he really is history's greatest monster! Can you imagine if he ordered it with arugula and spicy mustard?


How TF does that make any sense? Specialty sushi rolls go for about $20 everywhere I've ever been. Why is that noteworthy?
 
2022-09-26 8:59:25 AM  
Goddamit I've reached my limit!  I am NOT voting for him for a 3rd term.  I mean, a man has to have his limits!
 
2022-09-26 8:59:36 AM  

The5thElement: inglixthemad: I've gone there after flying into KVNY to meet up with friends.

One good choice there: DJ Spider Roll.

Personally speaking the agents should be chided for not moving the SUV. They could parked it elsewhere.

Sure. While trying to evac their protectee, the Secret Service could just have the valet bring it around from the parking garage.


Cute but I've been there. The could've parked it elsewhere fairly easily, even in back of the strip mall with a clear path through the staff area. This was probably because they knew they weren't going to get a ticket. Who the f**k is going to be dumb enough to try and hand a ticket to Secret Service Agent for a parking violation?

RasIanI: My guess is that the SS protocols are that there has to be a clear thruway for them to hustle him out of there, if necessary.


Then you want to park in back not in front. Getting out of that parking lot if it's a busy night onto that road can be interesting.
 
2022-09-26 9:00:05 AM  

RasIanI: Well, thats it -- now I'm on the fence about voting for Obama.


Wait, you think her husband lets her drive?
 
2022-09-26 9:02:53 AM  
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