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2022-09-26 6:43:03 AM  
Gunman reported to have been wearing a Nazi T-shirt, so they'll probably claim he was a Ukrainian sympathizer.
 
2022-09-26 7:36:12 AM  
Two pistols? You would think the kid would have access to an actual AK-47.

Top American exports :
1. Blue jeans
2. McDonald's
3. School Shootings

We'll defeat communism the good ol' capitalist way!
 
2022-09-26 7:38:33 AM  
Is there anything (((SOROS))) won't do in his made grab for power??

/sarcasm
 
2022-09-26 7:40:01 AM  
Looks like Putin ordered another Beslan incident.
 
2022-09-26 7:40:08 AM  
Surprised the russian military didn't show up and nerve gas the entire school, killing everyone, just so they can say they were the ones to kill the gunman.

That seems pretty on par for their response.
 
2022-09-26 7:40:28 AM  
I could be wrong about this, but перегрузи часю.
 
2022-09-26 7:44:45 AM  
Reset the clock = сбросить часы
sbrosit' chasy is how you say it.
/Dasvadanya.
 
2022-09-26 7:46:44 AM  
At least he killed the Nazi
 
2022-09-26 7:47:24 AM  
мысли и молитвы
 
2022-09-26 7:47:46 AM  

TommyDeuce: Gunman reported to have been wearing a Nazi T-shirt, so they'll probably claim he was a Ukrainian sympathizer.


Well, he was acting like an American, so, probably more like:


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2022-09-26 7:48:14 AM  

Maker_of_Roads: Surprised the russian military didn't show up and nerve gas the entire school, killing everyone, just so they can say they were the ones to kill the gunman.

That seems pretty on par for their response.


Nerve gas got sold during the Yeltsin term.

All that's left is surplus drums of Drakkar Noir.
 
2022-09-26 7:48:43 AM  
We don't need no education...
 
2022-09-26 7:50:19 AM  
Condolences to the families of the deceased.
 
2022-09-26 7:53:34 AM  

stoli n coke: Maker_of_Roads: Surprised the russian military didn't show up and nerve gas the entire school, killing everyone, just so they can say they were the ones to kill the gunman.

That seems pretty on par for their response.

Nerve gas got sold during the Yeltsin term.

All that's left is surplus drums of Drakkar Noir.


Dude, have you ever been near a russian teen?

I used to date a russian national, and I went to gatherings of her family.

The "cologne" (in quotes soo big you can see them unaided from space) at least he used is nearly functionally the same as 80's era nerve gas, especially when used as liberally.
 
2022-09-26 7:55:12 AM  
Ukrainians are characterized as nazis by the Russian. Thi was a false flag to motivate Russian to fight.
 
2022-09-26 7:55:14 AM  
Shorten the time horizon enough by convincing young people that they have nothing to lose, and you will create conditions for all kinds of behaviors. This is what war does.
 
2022-09-26 7:56:24 AM  
No country has a monopoly on pathetic angry losers. Most however attempt to keep guns out of their hands.
 
2022-09-26 7:57:52 AM  
From another source:

https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/26/europe/izhevsk-school-shooting-russia-intl/index.html

'The shooter, who was reportedly wearing a black T-shirt with Nazi insignia and a helmet, died by suicide following the attack, according to TASS.
...
Monday's attack took place at School 88 in Izhevsk, the capital of Russian region of Udmurtia"

Also: "The city is perhaps best known as the home of the AK-47 rifle and the longtime residence of the Soviet lieutenant general credited with its development, Mikhail Kalashnikov."

It would be ironic if the shooter used an AR-15
 
2022-09-26 8:01:00 AM  

TommyDeuce: Gunman reported to have been wearing a Nazi T-shirt, so they'll probably claim he was a Ukrainian sympathizer.


I wondered whether they would.

Probably some of their more crazy talk shows might.

But since he's a former pupil at said school, its probably similar to why it happens in USA.
 
2022-09-26 8:04:39 AM  

Parthenogenetic: From another source:

https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/26/europe/izhevsk-school-shooting-russia-intl/index.html

'The shooter, who was reportedly wearing a black T-shirt with Nazi insignia and a helmet, died by suicide following the attack, according to TASS.
...
Monday's attack took place at School 88 in Izhevsk, the capital of Russian region of Udmurtia"

Also: "The city is perhaps best known as the home of the AK-47 rifle and the longtime residence of the Soviet lieutenant general credited with its development, Mikhail Kalashnikov."

It would be ironic if the shooter used an AR-15


TFA says he used pistols. No irony for you.

/All working rifles have been sent to Ukraine.
 
2022-09-26 8:05:15 AM  
In 1999, Putin ordered false flag terrorist bombings in Russia to spur the nation to war against Chechnya, and get himself elected president.  This seems suspiciously similar.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_apartment_bombings
 
2022-09-26 8:07:51 AM  

TommyDeuce: Gunman reported to have been wearing a Nazi T-shirt, so they'll probably claim he was a Ukrainian sympathizer.


Probably? This reeks.
 
2022-09-26 8:09:42 AM  

NINEv2: TommyDeuce: Gunman reported to have been wearing a Nazi T-shirt, so they'll probably claim he was a Ukrainian sympathizer.

Probably? This reeks.


BBC article said they've identified the shooter as a former student - so at least they won't be blaming some Ukrainian women with her kid.
 
2022-09-26 8:12:51 AM  
I wonder how you say "crisis actor" and "false flag" in Russian?
 
2022-09-26 8:15:09 AM  

englaja: TommyDeuce: Gunman reported to have been wearing a Nazi T-shirt, so they'll probably claim he was a Ukrainian sympathizer.

Well, he was acting like an American, so, probably more like:


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That elevator really makes me think the British got it right.  Ground floor is 0, next floor above that is 1, and below 0 is -1.
 
2022-09-26 8:15:17 AM  
If only Russia had some sort of gun laws to prevent this sort of thing.
 
2022-09-26 8:20:45 AM  

TommyDeuce: NINEv2: TommyDeuce: Gunman reported to have been wearing a Nazi T-shirt, so they'll probably claim he was a Ukrainian sympathizer.

Probably? This reeks.

BBC article said they've identified the shooter as a former student - so at least they won't be blaming some Ukrainian women with her kid.


I'm sorry, but have you been paying attention at all? We're in a post-truth society. It doesn't matter if the kid went to the school, if his mom and dad and grandparents for Generations were asking questions, go find a way to make this something else. They may claim he was a ukrainian, or claim he got Nazi influences because of their dastardly neighbors, or some other thing hello sweetie pie you're not wearing the actual t-shirt I gave you bring the dirty t-shirt from yesterday

Truth is irrelevant only messaging matters now.
 
2022-09-26 8:21:41 AM  

Habitual Cynic: If only Russia had some sort of gun laws to prevent this sort of thing.


Well, it happens a lot less there than it does in some places.
 
2022-09-26 8:25:21 AM  

Habitual Cynic: If only Russia had some sort of gun laws to prevent this sort of thing.


Russia has announced the shooter will be sent to the front in Ukraine as punishment.
 
2022-09-26 8:27:14 AM  
Well subby, per Google Translate:

ПЕРЕЗАГРУЗИТЕ ЧАСЫ!

HumanFly: I wonder how you say "crisis actor" and "false flag" in Russian?


Кризисный актер
Атака под ложным флагом

Русский народ должен относиться к Владимиру так же, как к Муссолини

(all Google Translate, so probably all horribly wrong)
 
2022-09-26 8:27:21 AM  
400 million guns, 300 million people.

Trash the clock, we lost count the number of resets.
 
2022-09-26 8:30:12 AM  

TommyDeuce: Habitual Cynic: If only Russia had some sort of gun laws to prevent this sort of thing.

Russia has announced the shooter will be sent to the front in Ukraine as punishment.


Maybe he was just training for deployment.
 
2022-09-26 8:32:12 AM  
False flag.
 
2022-09-26 9:01:03 AM  

pheed: Looks like Putin ordered another Beslan incident.


Kinda funny how inexplicable terror attacks always seem to happen when his grip on power is slipping
 
2022-09-26 9:09:59 AM  
A video posted online by the investigative committee shows the gunman lying dead on the floor wearing a T-shirt with a Nazi symbol and a balaclava. Investigators are searching his place of residence.

I wonder how long it took to spray paint the swastika on his corpse and how many nazi flags they're going to plant in his apartment.
 
2022-09-26 9:14:47 AM  
It's rhetorical
 
2022-09-26 9:16:53 AM  
Where did anyone find a gun in Russia that wasn't rusted through?
 
2022-09-26 9:19:26 AM  
Sounds like Russia needs to focus on their own Nazi problem instead of trying to invade another country to eliminate theirs.
 
2022-09-26 9:19:48 AM  
but but, Fark always tells me America is the only country this happens in...

\\regularly
 
2022-09-26 9:20:32 AM  
I think it's pronounced "Get out of ukraine"
 
2022-09-26 9:22:04 AM  

Parthenogenetic: From another source:

https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/26/europe/izhevsk-school-shooting-russia-intl/index.html

'The shooter, who was reportedly wearing a black T-shirt with Nazi insignia and a helmet, died by suicide following the attack, according to TASS.
...
Monday's attack took place at School 88 in Izhevsk, the capital of Russian region of Udmurtia"

Also: "The city is perhaps best known as the home of the AK-47 rifle and the longtime residence of the Soviet lieutenant general credited with its development, Mikhail Kalashnikov."

It would be ironic if the shooter used an AR-15


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2022-09-26 9:45:21 AM  
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"Even the Russians have crisis actors now."
 
2022-09-26 10:06:35 AM  

Hinged: False flag.


Just another case of everything Trump touches dying.
 
2022-09-26 10:09:17 AM  

hotmoonsauce: but but, Fark always tells me America is the only country this happens in...

\\regularly


Well, I think if we are going to debate that issue, it should be on the basis of the media notoriety of the individual anecdotal incidents involved.
We should studiously avoid any investigation of statistical information.
 
2022-09-26 10:09:38 AM  

TommyDeuce: Gunman reported to have been wearing a Nazi T-shirt, so they'll probably claim he was a Ukrainian sympathizer.


How do we know he wasn't? They are at war with them after all.
 
2022-09-26 10:11:52 AM  
The funny thing is Russia has actual gun control laws that work and are enforced.
This kid probably got "drafted" like his uncles and cousins and figured "go to Ukraine and kill ny relatives and get killed anyway or sit in the gulag for 40 years?"

Touch choices. In the IS our soft lil' marshmallows at this age are still trying to figure out what name and pronoun they want to be.

/fark the kids of the United States suck
 
2022-09-26 10:37:34 AM  
When will someone step in and denazify Russia by removing the criminal Putin regime?
 
2022-09-26 10:42:09 AM  
Putin is a piece of fucking shit.

That is all.
 
2022-09-26 10:46:04 AM  
The 2nd Amendment is a curse upon that country. If they had just implemented good, common-sence, first-step gun control, this wouldn't have happened.
 
2022-09-26 10:47:48 AM  

hotmoonsauce: but but, Fark always tells me America is the only country this happens in...

\\regularly


Russia mass shootings 2022. Total of 3.
US mass shootings 2022. More than there are days in the year so far. 47 so far for Sept. alone.
Could be why. Facts are funny that way.
 
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