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(MassLive)   If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk   (masslive.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Automobile, Florence man, Walking, Transport, male operator, Saturday night, Northampton police, Meadow streets intersection  
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2185 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Sep 2022 at 7:50 AM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-26 8:05:26 AM  
Wouldn't that make them passengers?
 
2022-09-26 9:06:50 AM  
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amb
2022-09-26 9:21:48 AM  
I blame MA for making the shoulders of some highways lanes during rush hour. Makes people think anything can be the road.
 
2022-09-26 9:25:33 AM  
Does he think he's in Italy or something?
 
2022-09-26 10:25:45 AM  
Nice parking spot, Rita.

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zez
2022-09-26 11:06:54 AM  
"A male operator drove his car on the sidewalk towards pedestrians to get around the marked police cruiser blocking the roadway,"

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2022-09-26 11:09:28 AM  
His 4th DUI.  4th. Maybe stop givving that idiot his driver's license back? Hm?
 
2022-09-26 11:47:42 AM  

ParallelUniverseParking: His 4th DUI.  4th. Maybe stop givving that idiot his driver's license back? Hm?


Most likely won't matter. He'll just drive without the license.

What needs to happen is the car have a breathalyzer interlock.
 
2022-09-26 12:00:02 PM  

Merltech: ParallelUniverseParking: His 4th DUI.  4th. Maybe stop givving that idiot his driver's license back? Hm?

Most likely won't matter. He'll just drive without the license.

What needs to happen is the car have a breathalyzer interlock.


Both.
 
2022-09-26 1:23:21 PM  
Have to drive on the sidewalk. They won't let me run over bicycles anymore.
 
2022-09-26 1:23:21 PM  
They will let any idiot drive. fark this time line
 
2022-09-26 2:22:11 PM  
I wonder if the suspect said something along the lines of: "I can't believe they locked me up for driving on the sidewalk. It was just a couple of miles."

Age check
 
2022-09-26 3:57:30 PM  

ZMugg: I wonder if the suspect said something along the lines of: "I can't believe they locked me up for driving on the sidewalk. It was just a couple of miles."

Age check


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