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(Little Things)   What's worse than being attacked by a monkey? Being attacked by a monkey and falling off a roof. What's worse than being attacked by a monkey and falling off a roof? Being attacked by a monkey and falling off a roof then being impaled on a steel rod   (littlethings.com) divider line
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2022-09-26 7:42:17 AM  
Gut wrenching story
 
2022-09-26 8:31:14 AM  
That's bad.
 
2022-09-26 8:34:12 AM  
The mayor of Delhi went the same way!
 
2022-09-26 8:37:27 AM  
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2022-09-26 8:37:56 AM  
Ranks right up there with parachute not opening... or getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander
 
2022-09-26 8:38:34 AM  
I knew those long haired bands playing the devil's music were no good
 
2022-09-26 8:39:31 AM  
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2022-09-26 8:40:54 AM  
It happened when the woman named Khatija was beingattacking by a band of monkeys.

Running one of the Indian dialects through Google Translate? Also,

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"Entertainment"? That's cold.
 
2022-09-26 8:41:50 AM  
But apart from that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?
 
2022-09-26 8:48:26 AM  
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2022-09-26 8:51:09 AM  
She laid there on the fence for one hour before being found, and after surgery she still survived. Very though and lucky lady.
 
2022-09-26 8:52:06 AM  

Ragin' Asian: It happened when the woman named Khatija was beingattacking by a band of monkeys.

Running one of the Indian dialects through Google Translate? Also,

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"Entertainment"? That's cold.


For the monkeys it probably was.
 
2022-09-26 8:52:19 AM  
In rod we thrust.
 
2022-09-26 8:55:15 AM  
अभिजात वर्ग

("The Aristocrats")
 
2022-09-26 8:58:59 AM  
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2022-09-26 9:02:31 AM  
He attacked by monkey and fall off roof and impaled on steel rod.
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2022-09-26 9:06:44 AM  
Monkeys.

Monkeys'll getcha.
 
2022-09-26 9:07:17 AM  
 
2022-09-26 9:08:56 AM  
*ow*
 
2022-09-26 9:09:38 AM  
20-Year-Old Woman Falls From Roof While Being Attacked By Monkeys, Is Impaled By Steel Rod

While on her way to work at the fireworks factory.
 
2022-09-26 9:12:06 AM  
Why Paddy's Not At Work Today
Youtube iA5RGI3zn20
 
2022-09-26 9:19:14 AM  
One of my favorite monkey-attack vidoes of all time:

Funny Incident Monkey Fights and Attacks Biker
Youtube s9uXePFW5o8
 
2022-09-26 9:19:56 AM  

Ragin' Asian: It happened when the woman named Khatija was beingattacking by a band of monkeys.

Running one of the Indian dialects through Google Translate? Also,

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"Entertainment"? That's cold.


You had to be there
 
2022-09-26 9:20:41 AM  

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Schadenfreude is a kind of joy.
 
2022-09-26 9:33:39 AM  
What's worse than being attacked by a monkey, falling off a roof, and being impaled on a steel rod? The monkey starts farking your face while you lay there helpless.

What's worse than being attacked by a monkey, falling off a roof, and being impaled on a steel rod and the monkey starts farking your face while you lay there helpless? The monkey had AIDS.
 
2022-09-26 9:35:12 AM  

Bslim: Ranks right up there with parachute not opening... or getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander


Now that's a way for a man to die!
 
2022-09-26 9:47:40 AM  
That's approaching comedy territory.
 
2022-09-26 9:48:20 AM  
I just don't like this Gritty Reboot of slapstick comedy
 
2022-09-26 10:04:18 AM  
Apparently HIV came from monkeys.
In terms of bushmeat, sure - I totally understand how it could pass the species barrier.
But humans farking monkeys?  Monkeys are horribly vicious animals with super strength..,  they steal food from out of your hands & can rip off your face - there's no way humans can Fark a monkey.
 
2022-09-26 10:06:20 AM  

J_Kushner: Apparently HIV came from monkeys.
In terms of bushmeat, sure - I totally understand how it could pass the species barrier.
But humans farking monkeys?  Monkeys are horribly vicious animals with super strength..,  they steal food from out of your hands & can rip off your face - there's no way humans can Fark a monkey.


Is that a challenge?
 
2022-09-26 10:07:36 AM  

Ragin' Asian: It happened when the woman named Khatija was beingattacking by a band of monkeys.

Running one of the Indian dialects through Google Translate? Also,

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"Entertainment"? That's cold.


Going by the other posts so far it seems right on the mark.
 
2022-09-26 10:13:41 AM  
So if you're having a bad day remember that you didn't have to defend yourself against a wild pack of monkeys and lose.
 
2022-09-26 10:14:27 AM  
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2022-09-26 10:21:56 AM  

J_Kushner: Apparently HIV came from monkeys.
In terms of bushmeat, sure - I totally understand how it could pass the species barrier.
But humans farking monkeys?  Monkeys are horribly vicious animals with super strength..,  they steal food from out of your hands & can rip off your face - there's no way humans can Fark a monkey.


Unless its shaved, chained, and pimped out...
Okay, not quite a monkey. But never underestimate humans. Shudder.
 
2022-09-26 10:25:56 AM  
When animals lose their fear of humans, bad things can happen. There is another story on the same page about an infant being stolen by monkets as well. I don't understand this.
Just start killing them, and they'll soon enough start to fear man and stay away.
 
2022-09-26 10:43:57 AM  

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"The special stuff that connects us." Turns out, that involves muscles, tendons, ligaments and bones.
 
2022-09-26 10:46:23 AM  
At my office, we call that "Tuesday".
 
2022-09-26 10:50:51 AM  

J_Kushner: Apparently HIV came from monkeys.
In terms of bushmeat, sure - I totally understand how it could pass the species barrier.
But humans farking monkeys?  Monkeys are horribly vicious animals with super strength..,  they steal food from out of your hands & can rip off your face - there's no way humans can Fark a monkey.


Grand Theft Auto IV (4K) - Split Sides Comedy Club: Ricky Gervais, Cancer and AIDS
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/NSFW language
 
2022-09-26 10:58:31 AM  

farkitallletitend: So if you're having a bad day remember that you didn't have to defend yourself against a wild pack of monkeys and lose.


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2022-09-26 11:46:31 AM  
she got roofied
 
2022-09-26 11:54:39 AM  
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2022-09-26 11:56:10 AM  
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2022-09-26 11:56:11 AM  
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2022-09-26 11:57:35 AM  

farkitallletitend: So if you're having a bad day remember that you didn't have to defend yourself against a wild pack of monkeys and lose.


That's Thanksgiving.
 
2022-09-26 12:03:32 PM  
Sounds bad, but if you picture Chris Kattan playing the monkey, it's less traumatic.
 
2022-09-26 12:07:56 PM  
Monkey Karma.....

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2022-09-26 12:39:22 PM  
That is one talented monkey.

I might have a use for it. Just have to get the person I hate onto a roof
 
2022-09-26 1:00:20 PM  

J_Kushner: Apparently HIV came from monkeys.
In terms of bushmeat, sure - I totally understand how it could pass the species barrier.
But humans farking monkeys?  Monkeys are horribly vicious animals with super strength..,  they steal food from out of your hands & can rip off your face - there's no way humans can Fark a monkey.


You don't think a young man can rape a little one? And are you ruling out the domestication of one?
Also how about an tied up one? Injured? Half dying? Recently dead? Trapped and bribed with food?

But I guess.  . .
Wait so are saying
Ariel Castro
Had over power his captives every time he wanted to rape them?
 
2022-09-26 1:19:16 PM  
I understand the respect for life and all. But its well past time to get out the guns and reintroduce the fear of humans again.
 
2022-09-26 1:28:25 PM  

waxbeans: J_Kushner: Apparently HIV came from monkeys.
In terms of bushmeat, sure - I totally understand how it could pass the species barrier.
But humans farking monkeys?  Monkeys are horribly vicious animals with super strength..,  they steal food from out of your hands & can rip off your face - there's no way humans can Fark a monkey.

You don't think a young man can rape a little one? And are you ruling out the domestication of one?
Also how about an tied up one? Injured? Half dying? Recently dead? Trapped and bribed with food?

But I guess.  . .
Wait so are saying
Ariel Castro
Had over power his captives every time he wanted to rape them?


I once gave the UFIA to a sea anemone, & the way it clenched around me, & then my finger got all tingly from the toxins... I might consider a sea anemone.
However, a small monkey is probably like a small raccoon.  Monkey vs. raccoon in a pit fight?  Pound for pound, I would bet on the monkey.  There's no way anyone is going full Steve Irwin , tackle s monkey (or raccoon) of any size & "make friends" with it unless they enjoy 63 stitches afterwards.  Crikey!
 
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