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2022-09-26 3:08:41 AM  
Man, I love this guy. Wish I could vote for him. Fark Tucker. Tucker sucks.
 
2022-09-26 3:38:47 AM  
I really like Fetterman, but listening to people talk about their tattoos is torture.  Please don't get them started.
 
2022-09-26 4:57:16 AM  
John Fetterman is a bona fide hero and a human treasure]. Tukkker is the worst form of human trash, as is Mehmet Oz.
Fetterman is slightly challenging at first because he wears clothes that people like me (old, white) don't generally approve of, and the tattoos are clearly scandalous (my fainting couch, fetch it). But he is passionate, and he has only the best intentions for his constituents. I couldn't give a fuck if he went around naked, he is one righteous dude.
 
2022-09-26 6:14:47 AM  
Tucker's only tattoo is the "Property of Rupert Murdoch" on one ass-cheek.
 
2022-09-26 6:21:42 AM  

Naido: I really like Fetterman, but listening to people talk about their tattoos is torture.  Please don't get them started.


I am normally in 100 percent agreement with you.  This article is different.  Fetterman bucks many normal conventions in the best way possible.
 
2022-09-26 6:46:26 AM  

LordBeavis: Naido: I really like Fetterman, but listening to people talk about their tattoos is torture.  Please don't get them started.

I am normally in 100 percent agreement with you.  This article is different.  Fetterman bucks many normal conventions in the best way possible.


Agreed. After reading that, wish this guy was running for Biden's job.
 
2022-09-26 6:50:21 AM  
Carlson's really bad at picking fights. He should do it more often.
 
2022-09-26 6:50:43 AM  
Lol Tucker tucked up on that dig
 
2022-09-26 6:54:34 AM  

Naido: I really like Fetterman, but listening to people talk about their tattoos is torture.  Please don't get them started.


So i take it you didn't RTFA then?
 
2022-09-26 6:55:23 AM  
FTFAI knew I had to do something to stop the scourge of gun violence that was destroying families here in Braddock. And I believe our model can be scaled to use at a national level.

Well, it's gonna be a shiat-ton of tattoos, Mr. Fetterman... I guess if you write real small.
 
2022-09-26 6:57:13 AM  
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2022-09-26 6:57:18 AM  
They should arm wrestle
 
2022-09-26 6:57:46 AM  

Naido: I really like Fetterman, but listening to people talk about their tattoos is torture.  Please don't get them started.


This tattoo is to remind me to talk about my tattos,
 
2022-09-26 6:59:09 AM  
Fark Tucker, Tucker sucks.
 
2022-09-26 7:00:05 AM  
"NBC News THINK has also extended the opportunity to write an op-ed to John Fetterman's competitor in the Pennsylvania Senate race, Mehmet Oz."

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2022-09-26 7:01:04 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Tucker's only tattoo is the "Property of Rupert Murdoch" on one ass-cheek.


He seems more the type to get that tat done as a tramp stamp
 
2022-09-26 7:03:39 AM  
Okay, sure, you've got tattoos. But Tuck Tuck pays hobos to put out their Winstons on his nips, then pound his sack flat with a frozen Stouffers lasagna. All while blubbering something about his stepmom not showing up for his prep school production of Guys and Dolls.

I think we all know who the real man is in this fight.
 
2022-09-26 7:06:19 AM  
Tattooing dates on your body when someone you're responsible for dies does not seem indicative of good mental health.
 
2022-09-26 7:08:17 AM  

Permanent Solutions For Permanent Problems: Tattooing dates on your body when someone you're responsible for dies does not seem indicative of good mental health.


NAME DOES NOT CHECK OUT ALERT
 
2022-09-26 7:09:29 AM  

Permanent Solutions For Permanent Problems: Tattooing dates on your body when someone you're responsible for dies does not seem indicative of good mental health.


That sounded smart in your head, didn't it?
 
2022-09-26 7:12:07 AM  

Vhale: LordBeavis: Naido: I really like Fetterman, but listening to people talk about their tattoos is torture.  Please don't get them started.

I am normally in 100 percent agreement with you.  This article is different.  Fetterman bucks many normal conventions in the best way possible.

Agreed. After reading that, wish this guy was running for Biden's job.


I suspect that's still possible at some point, if his health holds up.
 
2022-09-26 7:12:45 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Tucker's only tattoo is the "Property of Rupert Murdoch" on one ass-cheek.


"Boner Garage" came later?
 
2022-09-26 7:13:59 AM  
The GOP just don't know how to respond to someone like fetterman.
 
2022-09-26 7:21:51 AM  
C'mon, Pennsylvania, do us a solid. Fetterman would be the one Senator who could throw Ted Cruz into the reflecting pool, and as a nation we need that.
 
2022-09-26 7:23:11 AM  

stoli n coke: Okay, sure, you've got tattoos. But Tuck Tuck pays hobos to put out their Winstons on his nips, then pound his sack flat with a frozen Stouffers lasagna. All while blubbering something about his stepmom not showing up for his prep school production of Guys and Dolls.

I think we all know who the real man is in this fight.


I think you've out Mr. Coffee Nerves-ed Mr. Coffee Nerves.  Bravo, sir!
 
2022-09-26 7:23:22 AM  
In my long years of having to listen to the MAGAts, I've come to the determination that the reason they're pissed is because they thought that they were part of the "in-group".  To wit:

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."

Frank Wilhoit, composer (not Francis M. Wilhoit, political scientist)


Tucker is a MAGAt.  His rage comes from him not understanding, just like the rest of them don't understand, that they were never part of the "in-group".  No matter what they do, no matter who's boots they lick, they will never, ever, be part of the "in-group".  They're viewed as tools to be exploited, like a plow horse or sheep to be sheared.
 
2022-09-26 7:23:34 AM  
Didn't know that about him.  I'm guessing neither did some Faux viewers but maybe now they do.  Not exactly the Streisand Effect but not sure tucks  punch landed as hard as he thought it would.
 
2022-09-26 7:26:14 AM  

Jesus McSordid: John Fetterman is a bona fide hero and a human treasure]. Tukkker is the worst form of human trash, as is Mehmet Oz.
Fetterman is slightly challenging at first because he wears clothes that people like me (old, white) don't generally approve of, and the tattoos are clearly scandalous (my fainting couch, fetch it). But he is passionate, and he has only the best intentions for his constituents. I couldn't give a fark if he went around naked, he is one righteous dude.


I think that this is the thing that the Republicans hate about him the most.

He actually is bigger, stronger, smarter, kinder, more caring, more passionate, and self aware than, well, most people.  Certainly in politics.  He is everything that the Republicans claim to be, but can never even come close to.  No one has to Photoshop his head on a more impressive person to make up for his obvious shortcomings.  You know, like we've seen former heavyweight champion Drumpf's supporters do.
 
2022-09-26 7:27:10 AM  
Fetterman has the attitude and personality that should amount to a landslide in any election.  He has working class appeal, he has compassion, he articulates his positions and he doesn't let anyone walk all over him.

I think the reason he'll easily beat Oz, is there are a TON of republicans that will secretly vote for him because he's an imposing, tough looking guy;  He'll absolutely steal votes.  He'll get them in pennsylvania, if he was running for a US election he would get them too.

The last couple years I've watched him closely like the rest of us on fark, and It sure seems that his future is bright.
 
2022-09-26 7:29:42 AM  

Vhale: LordBeavis: Naido: I really like Fetterman, but listening to people talk about their tattoos is torture.  Please don't get them started.

I am normally in 100 percent agreement with you.  This article is different.  Fetterman bucks many normal conventions in the best way possible.

Agreed. After reading that, wish this guy was running for Biden's job.


Give him a few years.
 
2022-09-26 7:33:57 AM  
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2022-09-26 7:34:10 AM  

Naido: listening to people talk about their tattoos is torture.  Please don't get them started.


No prob.  What happens on Fantasy Island, stays on Fantasy Island.

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2022-09-26 7:34:58 AM  

jook: C'mon, Pennsylvania, do us a solid. Fetterman would be the one Senator who could throw Ted Cruz into the reflecting pool, and as a nation we need that.


Dianne Feinstein could throw fat Wolverine into the reflecting pool.  I think Fetterman is just the most likely to actually do it.
 
2022-09-26 7:35:35 AM  
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2022-09-26 7:36:47 AM  

Weaver95: The GOP just don't know how to respond to someone like fetterman.


It's more that they tied their own hands by putting the exact wrong guy up against him. If the opponent were a standard-issue PA GOP guy, Fetterman would still be great but the race wouldn't be like this.
 
2022-09-26 7:37:17 AM  
I personally have no tats, because I think they are stupid.  However, you be you, because you are not me.

Now, having said that, I would vote for this guy in a heartbeat.  I hope his "I'm like you" isn't just a fake persona to get votes.  I don't care if you are voting against Dr. NO, just don't sent that asshole Oz to congress.  Please


/please
//pretty please
///pretty please with sugar on top
 
2022-09-26 7:38:14 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: Weaver95: The GOP just don't know how to respond to someone like fetterman.

It's more that they tied their own hands by putting the exact wrong guy up against him. If the opponent were a standard-issue PA GOP guy, Fetterman would still be great but the race wouldn't be like this.


Thing is, Dr oz really is the best candidate they could scrape up to run for office this cycle.
Make of that what you want.
 
2022-09-26 7:40:04 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Tucker's only tattoo is the "Property of Rupert Murdoch" on one ass-cheek.


His was applied with a branding iron
 
2022-09-26 7:40:14 AM  

Jesus McSordid: John Fetterman is a bona fide hero and a human treasure]. Tukkker is the worst form of human trash, as is Mehmet Oz.
Fetterman is slightly challenging at first because he wears clothes that people like me (old, white) don't generally approve of, and the tattoos are clearly scandalous (my fainting couch, fetch it). But he is passionate, and he has only the best intentions for his constituents. I couldn't give a fark if he went around naked, he is one righteous dude.


Ferris Bueller's Day Off - He's a Righteous Dude (1986)
Youtube qEGMse-VCgs
 
2022-09-26 7:40:31 AM  
"The first one that I tattooed on my arm is "01.16.06." That's the date on which Christopher Williams was shot dead while delivering pizzas. This was a man about my age at the time. He had a 12-year-old daughter. I just couldn't get over the fact that he was never going home to her.
Another tattoo reads "02.03.07," the date that 23-month-old Nyia Page was found dead after her father sexually assaulted her and left her in the bitter cold. Her tiny footprints in the snow led an officer to her body. And I have "09.16.13," the date Derrail Roilton, a father of two, was found dead in the yard next to his mother's home after being shot three times."


I wish he was saying all that to Tuckums' smug little face on live TV to a national audience.
 
2022-09-26 7:41:57 AM  

Marcos P: They should arm wrestle


Fetterman:

Grizzly Drinks Motor Oil Over The Top
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2022-09-26 7:42:09 AM  

TomFooolery: [Fark user image image 679x383]


I really need this on a Tshirt, if only Drew had a "make this post a Tshirt button."
 
2022-09-26 7:45:38 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Tucker's only tattoo is the "Property of Rupert Murdoch" on one ass-cheek.


Actually on both ass cheeks, together with:

<== peel to open ==>
 
2022-09-26 7:46:23 AM  

PartTimeBuddha: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Tucker's only tattoo is the "Property of Rupert Murdoch" on one ass-cheek.

Actually on both ass cheeks, together with:

<== peel to open ==>


Ew
 
2022-09-26 7:49:09 AM  

Weaver95: Monkeyfark Ridiculous: Weaver95: The GOP just don't know how to respond to someone like fetterman.

It's more that they tied their own hands by putting the exact wrong guy up against him. If the opponent were a standard-issue PA GOP guy, Fetterman would still be great but the race wouldn't be like this.

Thing is, Dr oz really is the best candidate they could scrape up to run for office this cycle.
Make of that what you want.


In the primary, Oz barely squeaked past a Pittsburgh-born Army Ranger with experience in combat, as a CEO, and as an undersecretary in two federal departments. Obviously there are plenty of reasons to dislike him, and yes he fumbled the primary to Oz, but *that* guy could have brought a whole different kind of fight to Fetterman. I'm glad he didn't get the chance to do it.
 
2022-09-26 7:54:48 AM  

flypusher713: "The first one that I tattooed on my arm is "01.16.06." That's the date on which Christopher Williams was shot dead while delivering pizzas. This was a man about my age at the time. He had a 12-year-old daughter. I just couldn't get over the fact that he was never going home to her.
Another tattoo reads "02.03.07," the date that 23-month-old Nyia Page was found dead after her father sexually assaulted her and left her in the bitter cold. Her tiny footprints in the snow led an officer to her body. And I have "09.16.13," the date Derrail Roilton, a father of two, was found dead in the yard next to his mother's home after being shot three times."

I wish he was saying all that to Tuckums' smug little face on live TV to a national audience.


First rule at Fox News: Never invite someone who might respond outside the cult box. They can't handle controversy, only the faux one where two idiots discuss on the same side of a topic.
 
2022-09-26 7:59:47 AM  

phedex: Fetterman has the attitude and personality that should amount to a landslide in any election.  He has working class appeal, he has compassion, he articulates his positions and he doesn't let anyone walk all over him.

I think the reason he'll easily beat Oz, is there are a TON of republicans that will secretly vote for him because he's an imposing, tough looking guy;  He'll absolutely steal votes.  He'll get them in pennsylvania, if he was running for a US election he would get them too.

The last couple years I've watched him closely like the rest of us on fark, and It sure seems that his future is bright.


"...there are a TON of republicans that will secretly vote for him because he's an imposing, tough looking guy;"

I'm pretty sure that hard-scrabble MAGA PA, they hate the fact that Oz is their choice -- and look at Fetterman wistfully.
 
2022-09-26 8:01:13 AM  

PartTimeBuddha: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Tucker's only tattoo is the "Property of Rupert Murdoch" on one ass-cheek.

Actually on both ass cheeks, together with:

<== peel to open ==>


Wouldn't be the first time Goatse showed up on Fox News:

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2022-09-26 8:02:48 AM  

Jesus McSordid: John Fetterman is a bona fide hero and a human treasure]. Tukkker is the worst form of human trash, as is Mehmet Oz.
Fetterman is slightly challenging at first because he wears clothes that people like me (old, white) don't generally approve of, and the tattoos are clearly scandalous (my fainting couch, fetch it). But he is passionate, and he has only the best intentions for his constituents. I couldn't give a fark if he went around naked, he is one righteous dude.


You've nailed it. What refreshment after the squalid Toomey years. At least Toomey made a killing during his tenure.
 
2022-09-26 8:02:51 AM  

Bigdogdaddy: I personally have no tats, because I think they are stupid.  However, you be you, because you are not me.

Now, having said that, I would vote for this guy in a heartbeat.  I hope his "I'm like you" isn't just a fake persona to get votes.  I don't care if you are voting against Dr. NO, just don't sent that asshole Oz to congress.  Please


/please
//pretty please
///pretty please with sugar on top


Aa a Gen X, if I judged people on the mere fact that they had tattoos -- because I'm not into them, myself -- I wud have missed out on knowing some very good people.

Like everything, it depends on what the content of the tattoos are -- in some cases its a convenient warning.
 
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