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(Some Guy)   Well, at least she lives up to her street name   (bigcountryhomepage.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Crime, WICHITA FALLS, Kristie Lavon Henshaw, WFPD officers, Domestic violence, Violence, Pickup truck, Assault  
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5205 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Sep 2022 at 2:35 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-25 10:37:28 PM  
Kristie Lavon Henshaw, also known as "Grumpy", is charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
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2022-09-25 10:52:48 PM  
She looks Dopey and Sleepy, too
 
2022-09-25 11:02:05 PM  
FTA: Kristie Lavon Henshaw, also known as "Grumpy".....

Grumpy's brother, nicknamed "Doc", tried to offer medical assistance to the victim but Grumpy stabbed him, too.
 
2022-09-25 11:16:15 PM  
In March 2012, Henshaw was arrested for assault family violence, and public intoxication, as well as traffic violations. Then in July 2012, she was arrested again for assault family violence.

In August 2012, Henshaw again was again alleged to have committed an assault and her charge was elevated to continuous violence against the family. That charge was later dismissed.


Yeah, that charge sounds completely unfounded.
 
2022-09-26 12:20:37 AM  
Grumpy? Does she have a friend on heroin who goes by Sleepy?
 
2022-09-26 1:04:41 AM  
Sneezy could have prevented this but has had to sit out of family events the last two years for Covid related reasons.
 
2022-09-26 1:49:12 AM  
She's Grumpy because Sneezy got Sleepy and Doc all Dopey and Happy while Bashful hid.
 
2022-09-26 2:39:54 AM  
What the heck is "forgery of an elderly person?" Did she create a fictitious old guy and apply for a loan on his behalf, cause that is some next-level shick right there.
 
2022-09-26 2:41:24 AM  
The time to hesitate is through
No need to deflate my tires
Stab me now in Goodwill
And I'm going to just expire.

Come on, baby
Light my truck on fire
 
2022-09-26 2:53:39 AM  
I used to be in 40-50 Goodwills a week and never saw anything like this.

One time at an off-brand thrift, a lady was trying to use a credit card without ID. It says above the board "ID required for credit card transactions" in English and I presume a similar Spanish translation. It's approaching closing time and a young woman is trying to use a card without showing ID. She gets indignant, says "I used this the other day without showing ID". The manager was at her limit of English skills, and I chipped in on her side. "That cashier was breaking the rule". Being a total monster, and the armed security on the other side, she relented and left in a huff. I totally Dale Carnegie'd the manager, and she is friendly to me to this day. And I'm friendly to her, as I recognize she's doing the best she can to run a very busy store.

/yes, I have fe-fi-fo-fum'd
 
2022-09-26 2:59:52 AM  

Sub Human: What the heck is "forgery of an elderly person?" Did she create a fictitious old guy and apply for a loan on his behalf, cause that is some next-level shick right there.


Some places have special laws in place for crimes against the elderly (due to their presumed vulnerability.)  A lot of them really.  Those laws also usually apply to vulnerable adults like those with mental disabilities.  So that's forgery involving an elderly person's assets, or using their identity to commit whatever illegality.  What it amounts to is the crime is automatically considered more severe (most of the time it'll upgrade it from a misdemeanor to a felony if it wasn't already) and if convicted you at least potentially get more time, with a higher minimum sentence.  Pretty much "Quit hassling the people that already have enough to deal with you dick" laws
 
2022-09-26 3:06:40 AM  
A stabbing is the only way to demonstrate true love.
 
2022-09-26 3:19:38 AM  
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2022-09-26 4:01:38 AM  

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Good to know it's not just me who thinks she looks like Keenan Thompson in drag.
 
2022-09-26 4:19:23 AM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: The time to hesitate is through
No need to deflate my tires
Stab me now in Goodwill
And I'm going to just expire.

Come on, baby
Light my truck on fire


I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I'm, I'm, I'm huntin'
Looking for a come-up
That's a freaking stabbin'
 
2022-09-26 7:13:08 AM  
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It's called a Nickname, Subby, not a street name. I was genuinely confused for a second
 
2022-09-26 9:42:12 AM  
me too, man.
 
2022-09-26 9:56:24 AM  
Is she going to end up being called Grandma Grumpy? I also wonder if the name preceded the antisocial behavior or vice versa.

I hope her husband got the truck back. He's going to need to pick up a new wife. He'll likely need to choose another resale shop though.

Will those booking photos later show up on her FB memories?

So many questions.
 
2022-09-26 12:01:37 PM  
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I stabbed that son of a b*tch plenty of times before, he never up and died on me!
 
2022-09-26 7:09:41 PM  

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It's called a Nickname, Subby, not a street name. I was genuinely confused for a second


Also only tangentially related to the article, but I found this the other day.  You don't generally get full disclosure like that with a place, but hey I guess if you know your clientele...

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