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(MSN)   Reportedly, Putin is running from the consequences of his actions   (msn.com) divider line
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8764 clicks; posted to Main » and Politics » on 25 Sep 2022 at 11:30 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-25 9:01:32 PM  
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2022-09-25 9:09:17 PM  
Be a real pity if some of his Praetorian Guard proved to be more loyal to Russia than to its leader.
 
2022-09-25 9:12:31 PM  
That place have a bunker?
 
2022-09-25 9:49:11 PM  

OdradekRex: That place have a bunker?


I'm hoping for a terrible accident involving slipping on tea.

If it happens in his bunker, even better.
 
2022-09-25 10:22:01 PM  
Any high windows?
 
2022-09-25 10:33:44 PM  
Might not want to fly anyplace
 
2022-09-25 11:34:02 PM  
Change the locks at the Kremlin while he's gone.
 
2022-09-25 11:36:31 PM  
Still too many windows there to "accidentally" fall from.

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2022-09-25 11:36:56 PM  
FTFA: MailOnline reports that it boasts a three-story spa building, complete with a float pool and mud bath, and a personal beauty parlor.

Nothing says strong, macho man like having your own beauty parlor in your vacation house.
 
2022-09-25 11:39:25 PM  
Gritty goes to Moscow
 
2022-09-25 11:40:27 PM  
Makes sense. Nothing important is happening in Russia. Good time for a vacation
 
2022-09-25 11:40:33 PM  

BizarreMan: Any high windows?


better yet, any decent vantage points within ~1.5km?
 
2022-09-25 11:41:49 PM  

markie_farkie: OdradekRex: That place have a bunker?

I'm hoping for a terrible accident involving slipping on tea.

If it happens in his bunker, even better.


I was thinking how sad it would be if he accidentally fell out of his bedroom window onto a bunch of Hellfire missiles. Just tragic. Terrible for his family.

definitely not trying to give anyone any ideas
 
2022-09-25 11:43:45 PM  

NotARocketScientist: FTFA: MailOnline reports that it boasts a three-story spa building, complete with a float pool and mud bath, and a personal beauty parlor.

Nothing says strong, macho man like having your own beauty parlor in your vacation house.


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"I'm still prettier than you."
 
2022-09-25 11:46:37 PM  
So... everyone knows where he is, down to the specific building.  And he's got a military that probably has a few rockets and such left that he's essentially committed to die pointlessly in an unwinnable conflict.

Seems like a great opportunity for that military to do something about their leadership problem.
 
2022-09-25 11:47:14 PM  
Is he hiding because he doesn't want to be conscripted?
 
2022-09-25 11:47:44 PM  
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RUN COWARD!!!!
 
2022-09-25 11:48:46 PM  
I hope he has a war room there so he can keep giving orders to the troops at the front.
 
2022-09-25 11:49:43 PM  
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2022-09-25 11:50:42 PM  
Is "escaped to a secret palace in a forest" like "sent to a farm upstate"?

/also, doesn't seem very secret
 
2022-09-25 11:51:24 PM  
Yes, Russian autocrats retreating to their country estates during an unpopular war with mass protests going on always ends well for the autocrat...

/Tsar Nicholas II to the white phone, paging Tsar Nicholas II
//Oh, wait....
 
2022-09-25 11:53:32 PM  

Mabman: Yes, Russian autocrats retreating to their country estates during an unpopular war with mass protests going on always ends well for the autocrat...

/Tsar Nicholas II to the white phone, paging Tsar Nicholas II
//Oh, wait....


Any priest trying to hand Putin a petition would be on the front line tomorrow.
 
2022-09-25 11:54:15 PM  
FTFA: MailOnline reports that it boasts a three-story spa building, complete with a float pool and mud bath, and a personal beauty parlor.

Is it the kind of float pool that you're found floating face down?
 
2022-09-25 11:54:47 PM  

Mabman: Yes, Russian autocrats retreating to their country estates during an unpopular war with mass protests going on always ends well for the autocrat...

/Tsar Nicholas II to the white phone, paging Tsar Nicholas II
//Oh, wait....


Well if you can't reach him, then page a family member to relay the message.
 
2022-09-25 11:55:00 PM  
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2022-09-25 11:57:50 PM  
Oh good. He is no longer hiding out in an historical building. Quick, someone blow up it up!
 
2022-09-25 11:57:57 PM  

Unsung_Hero: So... everyone knows where his people SAY he is, down to the specific building.  And he's got a military that probably has a few rockets and such left that he's essentially committed to die pointlessly in an unwinnable conflict.

Seems like a great opportunity for that military to do something about their leadership problem.


Hey, I'd love to see it happen, but taking anything from public media at face value is naive at best.
 
2022-09-25 11:59:17 PM  
FTFA: "Secret palace".... "near Lake Valdai"..."here's a photo of it"..."here's a drone photo of it"..."here's another photo"... "here's the name of the owner."     Secret.
 
2022-09-25 11:59:31 PM  

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Boy, those Talosians keep coming up with more intricate illusions...
 
2022-09-26 12:05:12 AM  

markie_farkie: OdradekRex: That place have a bunker?

I'm hoping for a terrible accident involving slipping on tea.

If it happens in his bunker, even better.


*shlipping
 
2022-09-26 12:05:38 AM  
It'd be a terrible shame if Russian ordnance accidentally fell off a plane. Those bomb latches can rust if you don't maintain them.
 
2022-09-26 12:06:24 AM  

buserror: Is "escaped to a secret palace in a forest" like "sent to a farm upstate"?

/also, doesn't seem very secret


"Secret", with known location and drone footage.

It's almost like journalists don't think words have meaning anymore.
 
2022-09-26 12:07:05 AM  
I want this to be an accurate report. It's from OVID-Info, and I don't know how reliable they are. I sure as hell support what they're doing however.

Here they are: https://ovdinfo.org/
https://ovdinfo-org.translate.goog/?_x_tr_sl=ru&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=sc
 
2022-09-26 12:09:10 AM  
Well, he's moved to an isolated place that probably has a bunker.

Can suicide be far away?
 
2022-09-26 12:10:05 AM  

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2022-09-26 12:10:05 AM  

GaijinH: FTFA: "Secret palace".... "near Lake Valdai"..."here's a photo of it"..."here's a drone photo of it"..."here's another photo"... "here's the name of the owner."     Secret.


you missed the implied "hint hint hint".
 
2022-09-26 12:10:29 AM  

Trik: Well, he's moved to an isolated place that probably has a bunker.

Can suicide be far away?


Suicide by bunker buster bomb? i've heard of weirder ways to go.
 
2022-09-26 12:12:52 AM  
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2022-09-26 12:14:40 AM  

Kit Fister: Trik: Well, he's moved to an isolated place that probably has a bunker.

Can suicide be far away?

Suicide by bunker buster bomb? i've heard of weirder ways to go.


Or a smoking accident.  I hear smoking accidents are very common in Russia these days.  My hope is it's a good will gesture.  It might be the only one that Ukraine actually takes as a good will gesture.
 
2022-09-26 12:15:10 AM  

markie_farkie: OdradekRex: That place have a bunker?

I'm hoping for a terrible accident involving slipping on tea.

If it happens in his bunker, even better.


Zampolit... Putin? I just realized that.
 
2022-09-26 12:16:20 AM  
Also, looks like a place mango mantits would enjoy. Need a little more gold leaf though.
 
2022-09-26 12:17:11 AM  
Russia's so decrepit that even the sea has cracks in it

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2022-09-26 12:18:07 AM  
Is it Sherwood Forest?
 
2022-09-26 12:23:57 AM  

ImpendingCynic: It'd be a terrible shame if Russian ordnance accidentally fell off a plane. Those bomb latches can rust if you don't maintain them.


Not to worry, everyone knows that the Russian military is famous for their meticulous attention to maintenance.

/in a manner of speaking
 
2022-09-26 12:24:21 AM  

MrBallou: buserror: Is "escaped to a secret palace in a forest" like "sent to a farm upstate"?

/also, doesn't seem very secret

"Secret", with known location and drone footage.

It's almost like journalists don't think words have meaning anymore.


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2022-09-26 12:25:58 AM  
I have gotten to the point that any news about putin I consider to be fake. He has been dying/sick for the last 15 years

And now you want me belive he is a coward and fled to some remote mansion?
 
2022-09-26 12:28:26 AM  
Maybe he'll do the world a solid, and be known for offing Putin.

Or else his generals need to get with the program and take some lessons from the Germans. Wannabe Hitler is farking things up.
 
2022-09-26 12:29:04 AM  

Al Roker's Forecast: NotARocketScientist: FTFA: MailOnline reports that it boasts a three-story spa building, complete with a float pool and mud bath, and a personal beauty parlor.

Nothing says strong, macho man like having your own beauty parlor in your vacation house.

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"I'm still prettier than you."


Can't sleep--drag-queen Putin will get me.
Can't sleep--drag-queen Putin will get me.
Can't sleep--drag-queen Putin will get me.
 
2022-09-26 12:32:10 AM  

Bob Down: Is it Sherwood Forest?


As in "sher would be a good place to land some kaboomy things"?
 
2022-09-26 12:32:15 AM  
What's wrong with his palace in Sochi? Too close to the HIMARS?
 
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