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(Austin News KXAN)   International icon. New mom. Now, Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show performer for Super Bowl LVII. Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Rihanna   (kxan.com) divider line
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bluorangefyre [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-09-25 6:18:03 PM  
THAT'S NOT WEIRD AL!
 
Cafe Threads [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-09-25 6:23:53 PM  

bluorangefyre: THAT'S NOT WEIRD AL!


He's a new mom?
 
Nina9 [TotalFark]
2022-09-25 7:45:03 PM  
I went to Barbados recently and it was awesome to see how proud everyone there is of Rihanna. She gives a lot back to the island and we had a driver take us past the house she was born in without asking. He spoke of her as if she were a family member. Although not a fan of the music genre, I am now a fan of Rihanna!
 
stoli n coke
2022-09-25 9:33:09 PM  

bluorangefyre: THAT'S NOT WEIRD AL!


Very perceptive.
 
baron von doodle [OhFark]
2022-09-25 9:34:27 PM  
I guess she didn't laugh in their face like Becky.
 
jmr61
2022-09-25 9:43:20 PM  
I haven't watched a halftime show or one second of a commercial in probably 30 years. It's sofaking terrible.
 
WhippingBoi
2022-09-25 9:46:05 PM  
Was Hooray for Everything not available?
 
NeoCortex42 [TotalFark]
2022-09-25 9:46:47 PM  

Cafe Threads: bluorangefyre: THAT'S NOT WEIRD AL!

He's a new mom?


I haven't seen his biopic yet. No spoilers.
 
10Speed
2022-09-25 9:49:15 PM  
I hope she drops her shorts, spreads he cheeks and uses her sphincter muscles to ass-synch to a medley of hits. I would tune in for that, for sure.
 
IAmRight
2022-09-25 9:50:54 PM  

jmr61: I haven't watched a halftime show or one second of a commercial in probably 30 years. It's sofaking terrible.


"Let me tell you how terrible something I know nothing about is."
 
Slypork
2022-09-25 9:55:12 PM  

10Speed: I hope she drops her shorts, spreads he cheeks and uses her sphincter muscles to ass-synch to a medley of hits. I would tune in for that, for sure.


She's not that original. I heard she got some of her biggest hits from Chris Brown.
 
Billy Liar
2022-09-25 9:57:14 PM  

10Speed: I hope she drops her shorts, spreads he cheeks and uses her sphincter muscles to ass-synch to a medley of hits. I would tune in for that, for sure.


Well, sure.  Why wouldn't that happen?  I mean, Janet Jackson practically stripped off and raw-dogged that Justin Timberlake boy.
 
E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease
2022-09-25 9:59:03 PM  
ANOTHER ghood reason to skip the Superb Owl
 
stoli n coke
2022-09-25 10:00:48 PM  

10Speed: I hope she drops her shorts, spreads he cheeks and uses her sphincter muscles to ass-synch to a medley of hits. I would tune in for that, for sure.


Yeah, she's nowhere near as creative as a singer who lifts other people's entire melodies and adds goofy lyrics.
 
kevinatilusa
2022-09-25 10:02:42 PM  
I didn't realize Rihanna was still making music.
 
Ragin' Asian
2022-09-25 10:02:53 PM  
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She should perform a duet with Sinead O'Connor.
 
don't understand
2022-09-25 10:18:46 PM  
Yay! Another bullshiat halftime show I get to miss so I can go buy more booze.
 
mcsiegs
2022-09-25 10:20:32 PM  
She found love in a hopeless place, which means that one of you picked her up in a politics thread.
 
BullBearMS
2022-09-25 10:35:44 PM  
Brittany: Drop everything you're doing. Rihanna is performing in Vegas, I got tickets. We are road tripping.

Eleanor: I can't! I promised I would house sit one more day and I have to feed this stupid dog.

Brittany: I'm sorry, does this dog smoke blunts, topless, on a yacht, like a boss? 'Cause that's how RiRi do.
 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark]
2022-09-25 10:37:06 PM  

stoli n coke: 10Speed: I hope she drops her shorts, spreads he cheeks and uses her sphincter muscles to ass-synch to a medley of hits. I would tune in for that, for sure.

Yeah, she's nowhere near as creative as a singer who lifts other people's entire melodies and adds goofy lyrics.


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Billy Liar
2022-09-25 10:38:26 PM  

Ragin' Asian: [Fark user image 425x294]

She should perform a duet with Sinead O'Connor.


Mitre might not.
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [BareFark]
2022-09-25 10:39:47 PM  
I think she's quite attractive.
 
markhwt
2022-09-25 10:51:49 PM  

10Speed: I hope she drops her shorts, spreads he cheeks and uses her sphincter muscles to ass-synch to a medley of hits. I would tune in for that, for sure.


Then you should check out my only fans if you are into that.
 
Representative of the unwashed masses
2022-09-25 11:17:29 PM  
Ok, that's nice. I mean I don't really care as I'm old enough that I listen mostly to country and hair metal but let the kids have something?
 
SBinRR [OhFark]
2022-09-25 11:57:35 PM  
If this really pisses off a certain segment of the population that tends to get pissed off about these things, then I say "Yay!"
 
markhwt
2022-09-26 12:34:11 AM  

SBinRR: If this really pisses off a certain segment of the population that tends to get pissed off about these things, then I say "Yay!"


Weird Al Groupies?
 
Lumbar Puncture
2022-09-26 12:46:17 AM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Ok, that's nice. I mean I don't really care as I'm old enough that I listen mostly to country and hair metal but let the kids have something?


If you want to feel older kids who listened to Rihanna when she broke out as a major star are in their mid to late twenties by now.
 
Priapetic [BareFark]
2022-09-26 1:07:53 AM  

mcsiegs: She found love in a hopeless place, which means that one of you picked her up in a politics thread.


I didn't know that was her.  Damn I'm old.
 
Trocadero
2022-09-26 1:55:57 AM  
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LewDux [OhFark]
2022-09-26 2:24:41 AM  

stoli n coke: 10Speed: I hope she drops her shorts, spreads he cheeks and uses her sphincter muscles to ass-synch to a medley of hits. I would tune in for that, for sure.

Yeah, she's nowhere near as creative as a singer who lifts other people's entire melodies and adds goofy lyrics.


You guys are idiots, his songs are very deep
 
Intone
2022-09-26 2:59:00 AM  

kevinatilusa: I didn't realize Rihanna was still making music.


Her new job is selling her Cosmetics. It pays well enough to buy a SB halftime show.
 
alienated
2022-09-26 4:54:23 AM  
This, imho , is one of the greatest halftime shows of ever.

Rest in peace , great musician and human

Prince - Super Bowl XLI 🏈 | Halftime Show 2007 FULL SHOW HD
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It was Prince in 2007 . It rained. He made sure the show went on, because he was one of the greatest musicians ever to walk this Earth.
 
stevecore
2022-09-26 6:25:08 AM  
Well. I know I can skip the Super Bowl this year at least.
 
Bovine Diarrhea Virus
2022-09-26 6:52:08 AM  

10Speed: I hope she drops her shorts, spreads he cheeks and uses her sphincter muscles to ass-synch to a medley of hits. I would tune in for that, for sure.


I haven't watched a halftime show since the Giants won their last Super Bowl, but I would absolutely watch this. You are now taking the lead in making this happen.
 
Bslim
2022-09-26 8:17:03 AM  
Who?
 
Tyrone Slothrop
2022-09-26 9:06:40 AM  

stoli n coke: 10Speed: I hope she drops her shorts, spreads he cheeks and uses her sphincter muscles to ass-synch to a medley of hits. I would tune in for that, for sure.

Yeah, she's nowhere near as creative as a singer who lifts other people's entire melodies and adds goofy lyrics.


You mean other people take his goofy songs and change the lyrics to be boring.

\like quantum particles, Weird Al songs go backwards in time.
 
JohnBigBootay
2022-09-26 11:06:37 AM  

IAmRight: jmr61: I haven't watched a halftime show or one second of a commercial in probably 30 years. It's sofaking terrible.

"Let me tell you how terrible something I know nothing about is."


This kind of comment gets filed with all the "All I know is..." comments.
 
KC Dutchman [TotalFark]
2022-09-26 12:45:41 PM  
Wait, they're resurrecting a Welsh witch for the Superb Owl halftime show? Don't tell Stevie Nicks!

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forstmeister
2022-09-26 1:06:43 PM  
I like the announcement based solely on the fact that a bunch of mediocre white guys are mad about it.
 
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