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2038 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Sep 2022 at 8:17 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-25 8:20:56 PM  
Be polite and mark the ones that kick.
 
2022-09-25 8:21:15 PM  
A glass dome will house a luxurious double bed for two guests, set among idyllic hillside views - and surrounded by a flock of fluffy sheep, each with a number painted on them, as well as some guy hidden among the hedges with a camera and a telephoto lens.

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2022-09-25 8:22:14 PM  
Thanks, Smokey!
 
2022-09-25 8:25:34 PM  

New Rising Sun: A glass dome will house a luxurious double bed for two guests, set among idyllic hillside views - and surrounded by a flock of fluffy sheep, each with a number painted on them, as well as some guy hidden among the hedges with a camera and a telephoto lens.

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some guy hidden among the hedges with a camera and a telephoto lens.
 
2022-09-25 8:25:43 PM  
That's easy for ewe to say.
 
2022-09-25 8:26:42 PM  

misanthropicsob: New Rising Sun: A glass dome will house a luxurious double bed for two guests, set among idyllic hillside views - and surrounded by a flock of fluffy sheep, each with a number painted on them, as well as some guy hidden among the hedges with a camera and a telephoto lens.

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You highlighted the wrong part of that sentence for that image:

some guy hidden among the hedges with a camera and a telephoto lens.


That's because I made that part up.  I figured it was ridiculous enough to be obvious.
 
2022-09-25 8:27:10 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Be polite and mark the ones that kick.


Thought that's what the rain boots are for.

/old joke is old.
 
2022-09-25 8:28:33 PM  
 
2022-09-25 8:30:03 PM  
You have to be a resident of the UK or the Republic of Ireland to enter the contest. Dammit.
 
2022-09-25 8:32:52 PM  
At first I thought "goat yoga" was a euphemism.
 
2022-09-25 8:35:15 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Be polite and mark the ones that kick.


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2022-09-25 8:36:50 PM  
A field full of sheep is also a field full of sheep poop. Careful where you step. Or sleep.
 
2022-09-25 8:40:25 PM  
Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep - Twisted Tunes Vault 5
Youtube COhMUiFlOFA
 
2022-09-25 8:41:07 PM  
Just start counting them and see if you can stay awake.

Never seen a sheep accountant
 
2022-09-25 8:43:23 PM  
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2022-09-25 8:49:04 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Be polite and mark the ones that kick.

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I aaalllllmost recognize that. A hint, please?
 
2022-09-25 8:52:32 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Just start counting them and see if you can stay awake.

Never seen a sheep accountant


That's easy.  Count the legs and divide by four.
 
2022-09-25 8:53:01 PM  

dionysusaur: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Be polite and mark the ones that kick.

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I aaalllllmost recognize that. A hint, please?


Google "Thanks, Smokey"
 
2022-09-25 8:53:50 PM  
A glass dome?  Do you even yurt, Bro?
 
2022-09-25 8:56:00 PM  
I guess you don't need a bathroom if you are in the open field
 
2022-09-25 8:56:03 PM  
Humans are weird. It's nice that they've been put in a viewing enclosure for the farm animals to observe.
 
2022-09-25 8:58:32 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Be polite and mark the ones that kick.

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do you get to have your way with one of them?
 
2022-09-25 9:01:05 PM  
Ewewwwww
 
2022-09-25 9:04:54 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Be polite and mark the ones that kick.

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2022-09-25 9:06:34 PM  
What do you mean I can't fark'em?
 
2022-09-25 9:06:45 PM  

TiberiusGracchus44: dionysusaur: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Be polite and mark the ones that kick.

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I aaalllllmost recognize that. A hint, please?

Google "Thanks, Smokey"


No, don't.

Live in ignorance. It's better.
 
2022-09-25 9:18:32 PM  
Unless you catch anthrax
 
2022-09-25 9:18:32 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Be polite and mark the ones that kick.


They're already numbered.

All that's missing is the Velcro gloves.
 
2022-09-25 9:19:32 PM  
Thanks, Smokey!
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2022-09-25 9:38:13 PM  
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2022-09-25 9:39:35 PM  
Sleeping in that dome would be shear madness.
 
2022-09-25 9:48:17 PM  
Subby loves the year 1066.
 
2022-09-25 9:53:45 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Be polite and mark the ones that kick.


And remember your raddle so you know which ones you've tupped.

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2022-09-25 10:39:51 PM  
We're gonna number them 1, 2 and 4 muahahahahahahahaha
 
2022-09-25 10:43:19 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Be polite and mark the ones that kick.


'But ye go an' fark one sheep...'
 
2022-09-25 11:11:08 PM  
You know what they say, you lay down with sheep, you wake up with _______
 
2022-09-25 11:42:52 PM  
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2022-09-25 11:55:03 PM  
Back in 1993 I spent some time backpacking along Hadrian's Wall in Northern England and doing some stealth camping along the way. One morning I woke up to discover I had camped out in a sheep pasture, and I realized that because at some point a sheep had shat on one of my tent stakes! Not wanting to dig it out I just cut the guy line, tied on some paracord and later that day carved myself a tent stake out of a branch I picked up along the way.
 
2022-09-26 12:24:01 AM  
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2022-09-26 12:41:29 AM  

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"Says Ewe!"
 
2022-09-26 12:53:43 AM  

WhippingBoi: [YouTube video: Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep - Twisted Tunes Vault 5]


Damn you
 
2022-09-26 4:33:55 AM  
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2022-09-26 6:50:02 AM  
That glass dome will be great until the sun comes up and you bake inside your personal terrarium.
 
2022-09-26 8:48:40 AM  
Where is the toilet?
 
2022-09-26 8:56:49 AM  

FarkingChas: Where is the toilet?


Same place as the kitchen and dining room.
 
2022-09-26 9:05:51 AM  

MBooda: FarkingChas: Where is the toilet?

Same place as the kitchen and dining room.


I can do without those. Think any hotel room. But I need a toilet. And I ain't agonna try and use a sheep to wipe with.
 
2022-09-26 10:46:39 AM  

FarkingChas: MBooda: FarkingChas: Where is the toilet?

Same place as the kitchen and dining room.

I can do without those. Think any hotel room. But I need a toilet. And I ain't agonna try and use a sheep to wipe with.


Fark is not your personal erotic- oh, who are we fooling?
 
2022-09-26 12:43:41 PM  
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2022-09-26 1:31:09 PM  

Resident Muslim: You know what they say, you lay down with sheep, you wake up with _______


I already said that, anthrax
 
2022-09-26 4:24:00 PM  
A glass dome will house a luxurious double bed for two guestsGlass? See-through? Oh, won't someone think of the sheep!Bah.
 
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