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(Yahoo)   Hurricane Fiona pales in comparison to Cheeto/DeSatan storm brewing in Florida. Soooo many tags to choose from   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Florida, President of the United States, George W. Bush, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, Former President Donald Trump, United States House of Representatives, Bill Clinton, DeSantis' political rise, Washington, D.C.  
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2022-09-25 5:44:06 PM  
There can be only one solution.

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2022-09-25 6:39:34 PM  

WickerNipple: There can be only one solution.

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Add Fiona and I'd pay to see who leaves!
 
2022-09-25 7:06:58 PM  
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2022-09-25 7:29:24 PM  
and Ron DeSantis still sucks
 
2022-09-25 8:28:57 PM  
For Canada, Hurricane Fiona is one of the worst ones in our history.
 
2022-09-25 8:37:24 PM  

mrshowrules: For Canada, Hurricane Fiona is one of the worst ones in our history.


I assume subby meant Ian.
 
2022-09-25 9:54:55 PM  
And next, he'll try to sue the donors
 
rpm
2022-09-25 9:56:23 PM  

WickerNipple: There can be only one solution.

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I don't like that solution. Do any have to leave?
 
2022-09-25 9:56:53 PM  
I know the POTUS drums have been beating for DeSantis for a while, & even I myself have said he's a likely contender, but there is a real possibility that DeSantis just wants another term as GovFL, which makes TFG trying to kneecap him even more delicious.
 
2022-09-25 9:57:40 PM  
Who's the bigger narcissist ass?

Can't they both just die?
 
2022-09-25 9:58:04 PM  

WickerNipple: There can be only one solution.

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Wrong.

Two men enter.

Weld the door shut.

~~ Fin ~~
 
2022-09-25 9:59:32 PM  
BTW... in case you missed it, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
 
2022-09-25 10:03:01 PM  
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2022-09-25 10:03:28 PM  
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2022-09-25 10:04:04 PM  

WickerNipple: There can be only one solution.

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Neither are men.  They're whiny, ritty babies.
 
2022-09-25 10:04:12 PM  
"Trump has called several GOP donors who contributed money to Ron DeSantis asking them to stop boosting the Florida governor"

Thanks, Yahoo! News. I needed a chuckle this evening. I may laugh some more about it later. I'll also email myself a link to my work email so I can see it again tomorrow and laugh a little more throughout the day.
 
2022-09-25 10:05:09 PM  
Over the next 40-odd years, Floridians will be driven by the inevitable rising sea-levels like ship-rats to higher shores.

Those shores being first Georgia, Alabama, and Mississippi, where their Floridosis will only concentrate, mutate, and having even learned to walk on land, buy more guns and cars.
 
2022-09-25 10:05:51 PM  
Are they making sweet fat sweaty love behind the scenes?
 
2022-09-25 10:06:53 PM  
Joe Biden never asked me to contribute to his legal fees.
 
2022-09-25 10:15:07 PM  
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2022-09-25 10:15:25 PM  

Dahnkster: Joe Biden never asked me to contribute to his legal fees.


Nor did Bill Clinton or Hillary Clinton.  Or even Al Gore (and he went to SCOTUS with one case).

/Al might have used campaign funds for the SCOTUS case
//it would have been valid
///this slashie wondering what other legal issues he had
 
2022-09-25 10:15:45 PM  
Dump45 tried to have his VP killed for opposing his insurrection. Can't imagine what he would do if the GOP tried to rig the 2024 nomination against him.
 
2022-09-25 10:17:32 PM  
I read about some new hurricane about to hit the leach state of floriduh and wonder, what the f*ck should I care about any filth sack of filth that lives in a nazi state that elected def*ckoff and trump?

Just the fact that they voted for both means they are subhuman filth who deserve death. Like all nazis they should die.

Yeah, yeah, tell about the lazy ones that were to stupid to actually vote and see if I give a shiat. Being lazy in the face of nazis just means you are a f*cking nazi. I voted even when I was overseas.
 
2022-09-25 10:17:57 PM  
Is this the part of the thread where we abandon all humanity and wish horrible things on one or both human beings?

If so, let me go first. Thank you.
 
2022-09-25 10:19:54 PM  
And Trump has noticed how much DeSantis has become a political draw on his own, according to The Post.

DeSantis has occasionally given a nod to Trump but he has not bent his knee which is what Trump requires.

Were they smart, and things semi-normal, DeSantis would take the #2 spot for the next run since we know it won't be Pence.  DeSantis is then set up for two runs of his own.  He's young.  It's possible.

Neither Trump or DeSantis will accept this arrangement.   So they will be at each other's throats.  Egos are in the way.   So far it's been quiet.  This to me is an indication that the engagement is starting.

It won't get heated for a while yet since it's 2024 we're talking about.  But going after a guy's donors is asking them to pick sides.
 
2022-09-25 10:21:35 PM  

Dahnkster: Joe Biden never asked me to contribute to his legal fees.


But he sends a letter to my house every goddamn day asking for money. I keep replying, each time, with a zero dollar amount and a quick note saying dick pics might help this situation. And in return, he sends a photo of Trump and family.
 
2022-09-25 10:22:03 PM  
Everyone involved with the story should die. Make the world a better place.
 
2022-09-25 10:22:09 PM  
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2022-09-25 10:24:12 PM  

Kris_Romm: Are they making sweet fat sweaty love behind the scenes?


I will answer your question by rearranging the words in your question.

They are making the sweet fat sweaty behind love scenes.
 
2022-09-25 10:36:42 PM  
The same assholes running TFG's second admin will the be the same assholes running DeSantis' admin.
 
2022-09-25 10:41:43 PM  

Kris_Romm: Are they making sweet fat sweaty love behind the scenes?


Like two manatees in a cement mixer full of Crisco.
 
2022-09-25 10:53:57 PM  
Trump: "Stop donating to DeSantis!"

Sure Don.
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2022-09-25 11:04:22 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: I know the POTUS drums have been beating for DeSantis for a while, & even I myself have said he's a likely contender, but there is a real possibility that DeSantis just wants another term as GovFL, which makes TFG trying to kneecap him even more delicious.


No. He's definitely running. Come December, he'll be visiting Iowa and New Hampshire monthly.
 
2022-09-25 11:24:35 PM  

dumbobruni: Dump45 tried to have his VP killed for opposing his insurrection. Can't imagine what he would do if the GOP tried to rig the 2024 nomination against him.


I mean, he killed his ex wife just to get a tax break on his golf course.
 
rpm
2022-09-25 11:33:21 PM  

dumbobruni: Dump45 tried to have his VP killed for opposing his insurrection. Can't imagine what he would do if the GOP tried to rig the 2024 nomination against him.


And in his definition "rigged" means "didn't win", so shiats going to fly no matter what.
 
2022-09-25 11:33:47 PM  

mistahtom: The same assholes running TFG's second admin will the be the same assholes running DeSantis' admin.


Kind of. But Trump let anyone who walked in the door have a staff position which resulted in a lot of incompetence and self-serving on top of the evil. "Hey Pickle, wanna be my Chief of Staff?" While DeSantis' crew will purposely select for evil, resulting in the same self-dealing, but more malfeasance than incompetence. Both methods are a pretty horrific way to run the executive branch.
 
2022-09-25 11:36:19 PM  
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1) Massive popcorn
2) Watch the duel
3) Imprison the Winning Seditionist
 
2022-09-25 11:42:33 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: And Trump has noticed how much DeSantis has become a political draw on his own, according to The Post.

DeSantis has occasionally given a nod to Trump but he has not bent his knee which is what Trump requires.


I assume Trump is more concerned with DeSantis getting to the cult's wallets first.
 
2022-09-26 12:02:36 AM  
Whoever wins, we lose.
I'm almost hating DeSantis MORE, simply because I'm stuck in this godforsaken state.
 
2022-09-26 12:04:59 AM  
This article just hammers down the fact that every Republican candidate is a horrible, stupid person and a completely narcissistic asshole.

Can you think of one, just one, who isn't?
 
2022-09-26 12:06:18 AM  

dumbobruni: Dump45 tried to have his VP killed for opposing his insurrection. Can't imagine what he would do if the GOP tried to rig the 2024 nomination against him.


Raise millions of dollars from his moronic cult?
 
2022-09-26 12:33:18 AM  

jerryskid: I read about some new hurricane about to hit the leach state of floriduh and wonder, what the f*ck should I care about any filth sack of filth that lives in a nazi state that elected def*ckoff and trump?

Just the fact that they voted for both means they are subhuman filth who deserve death. Like all nazis they should die.

Yeah, yeah, tell about the lazy ones that were to stupid to actually vote and see if I give a shiat. Being lazy in the face of nazis just means you are a f*cking nazi. I voted even when I was overseas.


Let us not lament the loss of the art of compromising.
 
2022-09-26 12:37:15 AM  

rpm: WickerNipple: There can be only one solution.

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I don't like that solution. Do any have to leave?


Do they make wood chippers in Thunderdome size?  Kind of a Mad Max/Fargo crossover.  Maybe tie in Judgement at Nuremberg and The Green Mile, too, just to make it artsy fartsy.
 
2022-09-26 12:41:59 AM  
Evidently no better headlines to choose from
 
2022-09-26 12:47:44 AM  

Soup4Bonnie: Were they smart, and things semi-normal, DeSantis would take the #2 spot for the next run since we know it won't be Pence. DeSantis is then set up for two runs of his own. He's young. It's possible.


That would require DeSantis believing in that Ticket's chances of winning '24, but aside from that it would make sense. However, two more despicable egos are hard to find.
 
2022-09-26 12:50:19 AM  

Unscratchable_Itch: This article just hammers down the fact that every Republican candidate is a horrible, stupid person and a completely narcissistic asshole.

Can you think of one, just one, who isn't?


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2022-09-26 12:53:09 AM  
I don't want to have a beer with any of them and I'm told that makes it impossible for them to win.
 
2022-09-26 1:29:26 AM  
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2022-09-26 2:33:41 AM  

Gingerwench: Whoever wins, we lose.
I'm almost hating DeSantis MORE, simply because I'm stuck in this godforsaken state.


and Ron DeSantis still sucks.
/never fotget
 
2022-09-26 4:48:28 AM  
When Trump holds his hands like that, he immediately makes me think of Bernd the Bread...

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