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(Fox 2 St. Louis)   If the answer isn't swallowing, I'm scared   (fox2now.com) divider line
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2022-09-25 3:09:35 PM  
Butt stuff?
 
2022-09-25 3:54:22 PM  

aleister_greynight: Butt stuff?


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2022-09-25 4:33:02 PM  
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2022-09-25 4:35:26 PM  
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2022-09-25 4:56:39 PM  

aleister_greynight: Butt stuff?


It's called "plugging" and that's how some people used to take Ecstasy before parties in the '90's.

/ or so I've heard
 
2022-09-25 5:42:54 PM  

casey17: aleister_greynight: Butt stuff?

It's called "plugging" and that's how some people used to take Ecstasy before parties in the '90's.

/ or so I've heard


Plugging ecstacy, my ass.
I never saw it done or heard of anyone trying.
 
2022-09-25 6:29:47 PM  
A guy goes to the the doctor.  He says, "Doc!  I'm constipated"
Doctor says no problem, prescribes three suppositories.
Guy takes 'em home, melts 'em down, drinks 'em.
A week later he's back at the doctor.  "Doc, I'm still constipated!!"
Doctor prescribes three more suppositories.
Guy takes 'em home, melts 'em down, drinks 'em.
A week later he's back at the doctor.  "Doc, I'm still constipated!!"
The doctor is confused. "I gave you six suppositories.  What are you doing with them?"
"What do you think I'm doing with 'em, sticking 'em up my ass?"
 
2022-09-25 9:07:16 PM  
if you want to speed up a pills effect, you can chew them before swallowing
 
2022-09-25 9:25:11 PM  

petec: if you want to speed up a pills effect, you can chew them before swallowing


Drink grapefruit juice!

/Do not do this!
 
2022-09-25 9:46:09 PM  

petec: if you want to speed up a pills effect, you can chew them before swallowing


This depends, sometimes they're designed to make it through the stomach and be absorbed by the intestinal walls.  Chewing can cause them to be mostly broken down by stomach acid and their efficacy reduced.

Just... you know, follow the damn instructions on the label.  They're there for a reason.  The only time to deviate from those instructions is on doctor's orders.
 
2022-09-25 10:18:40 PM  
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