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(CNN)   GQP: There's so much pressure being put on us to impeach Joe Biden if we take back the House. It's just coming from everywhere, the pressure. All these people, all they say to us is, "You must impeach him." We may not be able to resist the pressure   (cnn.com) divider line
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2022-09-25 2:40:08 PM  
Lying liars are lying. Film at 11:00
 
2022-09-25 2:41:26 PM  
For.
What?
 
2022-09-25 2:42:10 PM  
So much for rugged individualism.
 
2022-09-25 2:42:48 PM  

I Ate Shergar: For.
What?


He knows what he did
 
2022-09-25 2:43:25 PM  

I Ate Shergar: For.
What?


Revenge, of course.
 
2022-09-25 2:44:14 PM  

I Ate Shergar: For.
What?


Presidenting while Democrat. It's right there in the Constitution. Somewhere near the back.
 
2022-09-25 2:52:19 PM  
republicans never got over nixon being impeached.
Now they're never going to get over trump being impeached twice.
And just because he deserved it, too.
So unfair.
 
2022-09-25 2:56:29 PM  
Many people are saying...

Horse shiat.
 
2022-09-25 2:57:07 PM  

I Ate Shergar: For.
What?


Spite.
 
2022-09-25 3:03:09 PM  
I've lost track of how many articles of impeachment that MTG has brought up.  They're all bullshiat, but I'm sure we'll see an impeachment hearing if the Republicans get back in charge of the House.  Never mind that there are no impeachable offenses, it's just revenge for Trump being impeached (for *actual* impeachable reasons)
 
2022-09-25 3:08:57 PM  

bloobeary: republicans never got over nixon being impeached.
Now they're never going to get over trump being impeached twice.
And just because he deserved it, too.
So unfair.


Nixon wasn't impeached. He would've been, but unlike TFG, he had enough shame to quit.
 
2022-09-25 4:18:02 PM  
In before "impeachment is a political process, you don't need a reason".

You know, an election do-over.
 
2022-09-25 4:20:53 PM  
The pressure from big men, with tears in their eyes?
 
2022-09-25 4:33:37 PM  

Bootleg: Presidenting while Democrat. It's right there in the Constitution. Somewhere near the back.


Bootleg:Presidenting while Democrat. It's right there in the Constitution. Somewhere near on the back, in Mitch McTurtle's hand writing.

/fixed
 
2022-09-25 4:54:06 PM  
Biden is smarter, nicer, won more votes (both electoral and popular), isn't selling out America for a buck or to gain some sort of advantage over imagined enemies, isn't coddling real enemies or inviting them over to Camp David, and is generally doing a much better job than TFG.

So, in summation - Biden definitely deserves to be impeached.
 
2022-09-25 4:55:32 PM  
Geeez, you give one kid a laptop, and suddenly everyone hates you.
 
2022-09-25 5:32:48 PM  

Exile On Beale Street: bloobeary: republicans never got over nixon being impeached.
Now they're never going to get over trump being impeached twice.
And just because he deserved it, too.
So unfair.

Nixon wasn't impeached. He would've been, but unlike TFG, he had enough shame to quit.


Nixon was also told by his party's leaders he would have been convicted. Today he would have been fine.
 
2022-09-25 6:25:17 PM  

I Ate Shergar: For.
What?


Presidenting while Democrat. It carries the death penalty in 12 systems.
 
2022-09-25 7:08:12 PM  
Hunter's laptop!!!

Duh, people. Don't you pay attention to anything?
 
2022-09-25 7:09:01 PM  
Many people = my fellow Qanon Republican colleagues
 
2022-09-25 7:09:28 PM  
Grown men with tears in their eyes begging us to impeach Joe Biden.
 
2022-09-25 7:10:07 PM  

Tax Boy: Hunter's laptop!!!

Duh, people. Don't you pay attention to anything?


Wait is that still the thing about Hunter? I thought it was having fun going doing a water slide now
 
2022-09-25 7:10:23 PM  
Mace did not mention the source of the alleged pressure and was not asked to elaborate on who is considering the move.

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2022-09-25 7:10:50 PM  
I remember hearing their initial plan was to name Trump Speaker of the House.
 
2022-09-25 7:11:06 PM  
Any news media coverage of an impeachment shouldn't be watched or talked about.

Should the GOP gain a majority in any chamber, they will shut the government downuntil after the 2024 election.
 
2022-09-25 7:11:38 PM  
Biden was VP to... ... ... a BLACK guy!! He should be thankful the GQP want to hang Mike Pence and only impeach Biden.

/they wanna hang Biden, too
 
2022-09-25 7:11:52 PM  

bloobeary: republicans never got over nixon being impeached.
Now they're never going to get over trump being impeached twice.
And just because he deserved it, too.
So unfair.


All he did was high crimes and misdemeanors!! So unfair of the mean ol dems!
 
2022-09-25 7:12:13 PM  

Ghastly: I Ate Shergar: For.
What?

Presidenting while Democrat. It carries the death penalty in 12 systems.


There are plenty of Republicans and right wingers that truly believe in the second half of your statement.
 
2022-09-25 7:14:22 PM  

Ghastly: I Ate Shergar: For.
What?

Presidenting while Democrat. It carries the death penalty in 12 systems.


He'll be careful.
 
2022-09-25 7:14:56 PM  

I Ate Shergar: For.
What?


I'm sure they will link him the Bengazi so they can get him and Hillary at the same time.
 
2022-09-25 7:15:09 PM  
They forgot to add that the people asking for impeachment all walked up to them with tears in their eyes and called them "Sir."
 
2022-09-25 7:16:06 PM  
Jim Crow supporters gotta support something that feels like Jim Crow, okay? Stop asking questions about how your country is run.
 
2022-09-25 7:16:43 PM  
So do it. Make Harris President. Or impeach them both and make Pelosi President. I'm not sure they thought their cunning plan all the way through.
 
2022-09-25 7:17:17 PM  

I Ate Shergar: For.
What?


Sporky filed hers for border shiat.
 
2022-09-25 7:18:41 PM  

I Ate Shergar: For.
What?


Oh man, the Deep State got to you already.
 
2022-09-25 7:19:54 PM  
Anyone who votes to impeach Joe Biden (for what? "Hunter's laptop?") but wouldn't impeach Donald Trump for actual crimes which he obviously committed deserves a good swift punch in the dick.
 
2022-09-25 7:21:03 PM  

Ghastly: I Ate Shergar: For.
What?

Presidenting while Democrat. It carries the death penalty in 12 systems.


President Evazan died on the way back to his home planet.

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2022-09-25 7:21:41 PM  
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2022-09-25 7:21:58 PM  
Man, they're really mad that Joe Biden hasn't committed any federal crimes where as Trump was on his third conspiracy about this time.
 
2022-09-25 7:22:41 PM  

I Ate Shergar: For.
What?


Being a Democrat, duh.  That's all Republicans have ever needed to go after Democrats.
 
2022-09-25 7:22:42 PM  

damageddude: Exile On Beale Street: bloobeary: republicans never got over nixon being impeached.
Now they're never going to get over trump being impeached twice.
And just because he deserved it, too.
So unfair.

Nixon wasn't impeached. He would've been, but unlike TFG, he had enough shame to quit.

Nixon was also told by his party's leaders he would have been convicted. Today he would have been fine.

Nixon was also told by his party's leaders he would have been convicted. Today he would have been fine a co-conspirator

 
2022-09-25 7:23:45 PM  

Bondith: Ghastly: I Ate Shergar: For.
What?

Presidenting while Democrat. It carries the death penalty in 12 systems.

He'll be careful.


This little one's not worth the effort. Come, let me get you something...
 
2022-09-25 7:23:48 PM  

AurizenDarkstar: Ghastly: I Ate Shergar: For.
What?

Presidenting while Democrat. It carries the death penalty in 12 systems.

There are plenty of Republicans and right wingers that truly believe in the second half of your statement.


I doubt there are that many republicans who can count to 12 without first removing a shoe.
 
2022-09-25 7:23:49 PM  
The Afghan withdrawal
Not sure how that's impeachable except some people believe we still have military people in Afghanistan and that's Joe's fault.

Joe's testimony:  Actually, i was the previous president that set the date after releasing 3,000 Taliban Pows.
 
2022-09-25 7:24:01 PM  

saturn badger: I Ate Shergar: For.
What?

Sporky filed hers for border shiat.


Sporky literally filed her first article of impeachment against Biden within 24 hours of him swearing in as President.
 
2022-09-25 7:24:33 PM  

revrendjim: So do it. Make Harris President. Or impeach them both and make Pelosi President. I'm not sure they thought their cunning plan all the way through.


If they gain enough seats in the House to impeach Biden and Harris, they'd also have enough seats to pick a new Speaker.
 
2022-09-25 7:25:35 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: The Afghan withdrawal


Bingo.

People believed Benghazi.
 
2022-09-25 7:25:58 PM  
In the near future, every president will be impeached. It will just become part of the job. Like giving the SOTU.
 
2022-09-25 7:26:25 PM  

revrendjim: So do it. Make Harris President. Or impeach them both and make Pelosi President. I'm not sure they thought their cunning plan all the way through.


I have no doubt they haven't thought things through, but you might have missed a key precondition for Republicans to begin impeachment proceedings.
 
2022-09-25 7:27:12 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: The Afghan withdrawal
Not sure how that's impeachable except some people believe we still have military people in Afghanistan and that's Joe's fault.

Joe's testimony:  Actually, i was the previous president that set the date after releasing 3,000 Taliban Pows.


JFC. I hoped that those dumb POW/MIA myths would die with the Boomers. Now we gotta hear new ones???
 
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