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(Indy100)   "OMG, if they saw the mushrooms, the tomatoes, the baked beans, all of this, the full English, they would absolutely flip out"   (indy100.com) divider line
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2022-09-25 2:46:16 PM  
12 votes:

Sin'sHero: Notabunny: FTA   In fact, one person flipped the script, saying: "I've always been super freaked out watching American TV where they eat doughnuts and cake for breakfast?? idk if that's real or not but its crazy."

Doughnuts are round. Cakes are round. Americans are round. We are what we eat.

You sound round.


I don't have a food pyramid. I have a food ball.
 
2022-09-25 5:00:12 PM  
12 votes:

Cafe Threads: edmo: I love an English breakfast.

I'm envious; I've never been able to drink tea.


You can put it in a sippy cup.
 
2022-09-25 2:28:26 PM  
7 votes:
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2022-09-25 2:09:30 PM  
6 votes:
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How about Scottish breakfast?
 
2022-09-25 2:37:22 PM  
6 votes:
The full English was a breakfast designed for farmers who would then go toil in their fields all day. It's a carb-packed calorie-fest specifically because it was supposed to fuel a day's hard labor.

But what do I know. My breakfast was a can of Hawaiian Punch and a microwave burrito.
 
2022-09-25 2:04:29 PM  
5 votes:
FTA   In fact, one person flipped the script, saying: "I've always been super freaked out watching American TV where they eat doughnuts and cake for breakfast?? idk if that's real or not but its crazy."

Doughnuts are round. Cakes are round. Americans are round. We are what we eat.
 
2022-09-25 2:36:22 PM  
4 votes:

Notabunny: FTA   In fact, one person flipped the script, saying: "I've always been super freaked out watching American TV where they eat doughnuts and cake for breakfast?? idk if that's real or not but its crazy."

Doughnuts are round. Cakes are round. Americans are round. We are what we eat.


You sound round.
 
2022-09-25 9:37:38 PM  
4 votes:

aerojockey: And that, to me, is a bit freaky.


Not as freaky as a full-English bath.

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2022-09-26 12:52:12 AM  
4 votes:

No Catchy Nickname: I remember going for brunch in the US and ordering the English Breakfast, then being really puzzled when the waitress asked whether I wanted sausage OR bacon OR kidneys*.

I was thinking, "that's not how it works. That not how any of it works".

I chose the sausage and was horrified when my breakfast arrived with one--ONE--measly sausage on it.

However, there was a massive hash brown the size of a small pillow.


*I think the third option was kidneys, but it was a long time ago. May have been steak or something else meaty.


Kidneys aren't a traditional element in a full breakfast.

They're just offal.
 
2022-09-25 5:25:00 PM  
3 votes:
The English should not be allowed to make food.  The UN security council should hire an entire army of chefs to make food for everyone in England until they stop making shiatty food.
 
2022-09-25 3:03:31 PM  
2 votes:

edmo: I love an English breakfast.


I'm envious; I've never been able to drink tea.
 
2022-09-26 6:57:21 AM  
2 votes:

Buckerlin: Shouldn't there be a bloody mary or a mimosa with all that? Those beverages would keep the stimulants in the tea from harming you.
A Guiness half and half with champagne is also acceptable.


i was in belfast and they had a bottle of bushmill whiskey on the breakfast buffet, right next to the oatmeal

i don't eat oatmeal, so i did a shot
 
2022-09-25 3:02:01 PM  
1 vote:
I love an English breakfast.
 
2022-09-25 6:20:53 PM  
1 vote:
Full English breakfast is disgusting. If I ever accidentally ate one I would just immediately start colonoscopy prep.
 
2022-09-25 6:26:35 PM  
1 vote:
I remember one time I in Niagra Falls with my mom and sister staying at rental home, my mom woke me up way earlier than I wanted to get up for an "English Breakfast".  Even in the fog of morning, and even though i was a teenage male living in a suburban bubble, I knew enough to know it was actually an English tea, minus the tea.  Meaning it was actually good.  There were scones and stuff like that.

Had I been woken up for an actual English breakfast it might have come to murder.
 
2022-09-25 8:06:38 PM  
1 vote:
Full 'Murican Breakfast...

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/Yes that serves one
//just missing pecans in the waffles
///and three cups of coffee
 
2022-09-26 12:20:16 AM  
1 vote:
Shouldn't there be a bloody mary or a mimosa with all that? Those beverages would keep the stimulants in the tea from harming you.
A Guiness half and half with champagne is also acceptable.
 
2022-09-26 12:26:32 AM  
1 vote:
Imagine the flatulence afterwards.
 
2022-09-26 12:37:38 AM  
1 vote:
True breakfast of champions

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2022-09-26 9:53:39 AM  
1 vote:

Ambitwistor: hubiestubert: Full English breakfast is OK, but beans for breakfast makes me think of Sunday morning sort of thing, with Saturday's baked bean dinner leftovers. And it's not entirely a friendly sort of think, either. I mean, beans will fill the belly and all, but satisfying is a whole different thing.

Beans are awesome as part of a huevos rancheros breakfast.


Those aren't baked beans though.

/Yes, I may have Bean Supper Trauma
 
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