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5179 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Sep 2022 at 3:50 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-25 11:47:41 AM  
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2022-09-25 3:51:15 PM  
Wow.
 
2022-09-25 3:51:46 PM  
i'm just here to read the comments.. on twitter.. oh lordy
 
2022-09-25 3:52:02 PM  
Hey, I only got a half hour for lunch, chop chop
 
2022-09-25 3:57:36 PM  

whither_apophis: Hey, I only got a half hour for lunch, chop chop


Worse.  It's not even her food, but some Door Dash orders she's trying to fill.  At least, according to the comments.

WTH is going on in Philly that I don't know about, like 90 minutes up the road here?  Florida, I can understand, but that storm ain't coming this way for another 10 days at least, and will be spent by the time it does.  Is there a reason people are losing their minds in particular, this week?  Or are we supposed to just shake our heads at more right-wing propaganda that poor city-dwellers are "animals" who can't behave?
 
2022-09-25 3:58:11 PM  
Saw this on Reddit earlier, and it's still infuriating. They are ransacking a store and the workers are going to have to clean it up, but no, your goddamm sandwich is more important. No empathy, no humanity. Wish they had told her to just go join the looting and make her own damn sandwich
 
2022-09-25 4:01:12 PM  

TheOtherGuy: whither_apophis: Hey, I only got a half hour for lunch, chop chop

Worse.  It's not even her food, but some Door Dash orders she's trying to fill.  At least, according to the comments.


How would they know?
 
2022-09-25 4:02:22 PM  
This is why you need a remote lock for the door... and german shephard behind the counter.
 
2022-09-25 4:02:45 PM  
Kids flash robbing the Wawa.

Adjusts onion belt...

Back when we were teens we would have had the common curtesy to shop lift a couple of candy bars by sneaking them into our jacket pocket, buy a can of soda and waltz out without tearing up the whole farking store.
 
2022-09-25 4:07:05 PM  

Someone Else's Alt: Kids flash robbing the Wawa.


*cranks the knob to 11*

Flash mob astroturfed by Oz to make it look like 'Dems are soft on crime! It's out of control!!'
 
2022-09-25 4:10:09 PM  
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parking lot is full got this one covered:
 
2022-09-25 4:14:03 PM  

karl2025: TheOtherGuy: whither_apophis: Hey, I only got a half hour for lunch, chop chop

Worse.  It's not even her food, but some Door Dash orders she's trying to fill.  At least, according to the comments.

How would they know?


When has a comment on the internet ever been wrong?
 
2022-09-25 4:17:00 PM  
I don't think that she is being ransacked. The store is being ransacked and is just really hungry. The video is hysterical. Did she ever get the sandwich? I hope so, cause she was getting hangry.
 
2022-09-25 4:18:18 PM  

karl2025: TheOtherGuy: whither_apophis: Hey, I only got a half hour for lunch, chop chop

Worse.  It's not even her food, but some Door Dash orders she's trying to fill.  At least, according to the comments.

How would they know?


Willing and able to watch what I'm sure are the original Tik Tok posts?  That's why I added the disclaimer.  Seems probable, though.  Could be speculative BS, but passes the Smell Test, at least.
 
2022-09-25 4:18:19 PM  
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Hoagies and grinders...Hoagies and grinders.....
 
2022-09-25 4:18:28 PM  

daffy: I don't think that she is being ransacked. The store is being ransacked and is just really hungry. The video is hysterical. Did she ever get the sandwich? I hope so, cause she was getting hangry.


She looks like she lives in a constant state of hangry. The employees are right to keep filming.
 
2022-09-25 4:23:46 PM  
As someone that spent high school working at a Wawa at the Jersey shore, that seems like a normal summer lunch rush.  Big deal.
 
2022-09-25 4:37:51 PM  

TheOtherGuy: whither_apophis: Hey, I only got a half hour for lunch, chop chop

Worse. It's not even her food, but some Door Dash orders she's trying to fill. At least, according to the comments.


And if the Dasher can't complete the order, even if it's the retailer's fault, SHE's the one penalized.  DoorDash policy.

Yeah, I'd ask, too...
 
2022-09-25 4:43:17 PM  

PvtStash: [Fark user image image 469x595]parking lot is full got this one covered:


I'm buying the candy bar. Newspaper is free to read while you eat it.  Though to be honest, I don't really need the paper to see what's the deal outside.
 
2022-09-25 4:43:21 PM  
Door Dash delivers Wawa hoagies?  Are they better than Subway?  Duh. Yes.  Are they better than Jimmie John's without the lion hunter GM?
 
2022-09-25 4:45:37 PM  
The guy could be calling the cops instead of taking video. There are security cameras, I'm assuming.
 
2022-09-25 4:48:23 PM  
That looks like a fun place to work.
 
2022-09-25 4:49:39 PM  

FDR Jones: That looks like a fun place to work.



Looks like a nice neighborhood too.
 
2022-09-25 4:53:06 PM  

COVID19: i'm just here to read the comments.. on twitter.. oh lordy


LibsOfTikTok (or whatever GQP/Russian bot) just splooged.

/can a bot splooge?
 
2022-09-25 4:54:18 PM  
Sometimes you just want a hoagie

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2022-09-25 4:56:07 PM  

cyberspacedout: The guy could be calling the cops instead of taking video. There are security cameras, I'm assuming.


Cops be like Sweating Button Pushing Guy either finding out the perps or letting them be uncaught and more terror for them to foment.
 
2022-09-25 4:56:23 PM  

cyberspacedout: The guy could be calling the cops instead of taking video. There are security cameras, I'm assuming.


what are cops gonna do? The donuts were already stolen.
 
2022-09-25 5:00:09 PM  

TheOtherGuy: Worse.  It's not even her food, but some Door Dash orders she's trying to fill.  At least, according to the comments.


That would explain it. She's under pressure from Door Dash to get that food to the client on time. They don't want to hear about extenuating circumstances. Less than perfect reviews get punished.
 
2022-09-25 5:01:13 PM  

Hyjamon: cyberspacedout: The guy could be calling the cops instead of taking video. There are security cameras, I'm assuming.

what are cops gonna do? The donuts were already stolen.


Stand at the door & shoot everyone leaving in the back?
 
2022-09-25 5:01:46 PM  

cyberspacedout: The guy could be calling the cops instead of taking video. There are security cameras, I'm assuming.


I'm sure the cops are going to make reviewing the security video and trying to identify dozens of random people a real priority.
 
2022-09-25 5:07:12 PM  

Hyjamon: cyberspacedout: The guy could be calling the cops instead of taking video. There are security cameras, I'm assuming.

what are cops gonna do? The donuts were already stolen.


And all the stolen were bought!

/what a world!
 
2022-09-25 5:10:29 PM  

El_Dan: cyberspacedout: The guy could be calling the cops instead of taking video. There are security cameras, I'm assuming.

I'm sure the cops are going to make reviewing the security video and trying to identify dozens of random people a real priority.


They'll just shoot every Black person they see for "fitting the description" and "having a gun", duh.

Can YOU spot the difference while you're pissing your pants in fear?
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They're both brown/black & roughly rectangular. Easy to confuse, even for someone with less hours of training than a farking hairdresser.
 
2022-09-25 5:16:10 PM  
If it's really big then it's a hulkie hoagie.
 
2022-09-25 5:20:30 PM  
Yeah, yeah, opportunity, racism, etc. Nevermind that 95+% of minorities aren't out looting anything, despite the ready made excuses for them to do so, made so eloquently by their white saviors on fark.

Some day one of these will happen in a private store owned by someone with a little more rightous indignation and ammo than restraint, and the wailing and gnashing of teeth over the death toll will be epic.  Not that that would be in any way deserved, but it's inevitable.
 
2022-09-25 5:27:11 PM  

COVID19: i'm just here to read the comments.. on twitter.. oh lordy


I love this person's take on it. When I watch this video, this is the the obvious first thing that comes to mind. 🙄

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2022-09-25 5:38:02 PM  
Call the cops and now you have two problems - looters and racist cowards with guns.
Stop hating on the delivery woman collecting an order. The looting isn't her problem.
 
2022-09-25 5:44:44 PM  
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Was just trying to return this air fryer.
 
2022-09-25 5:46:01 PM  
An armed society is a polite society.
 
2022-09-25 5:46:48 PM  

ansius: COVID19: i'm just here to read the comments.. on twitter.. oh lordy

I love this person's take on it. When I watch this video, this is the the obvious first thing that comes to mind. 🙄

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In her defense, there are like 11 other Philadelphias in the US.

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2022-09-25 5:48:59 PM  

erewhon the opinionated: Stop hating on the delivery woman collecting an order.


Would you personally be harping on about your sandwich while something like this was happening behind you?
 
2022-09-25 5:49:00 PM  

erewhon the opinionated: Call the cops and now you have two problems - looters and racist cowards with guns.
Stop hating on the delivery woman collecting an order. The looting isn't her problem.


I didn't pick up that she was a delivery woman. Ladies and gentlemen, the gig economy - people are so desperate to make a few bucks that they'll walk into an active looting scene.
 
2022-09-25 6:04:15 PM  
I don't condone the marginalized parts of society getting theirs however they can, but I can't condemn them either.

Get yours, fark everyone else. It works for rich white folk.
 
2022-09-25 6:09:00 PM  

El_Dan: cyberspacedout: The guy could be calling the cops instead of taking video. There are security cameras, I'm assuming.

I'm sure the cops are going to make reviewing the security video and trying to identify dozens of random people a real priority.


Nah. They'll just release it to the media, so that it can be shown on the 10pm news, and ask for the public's help in identifying people.
 
2022-09-25 6:10:38 PM  
Thou shall not steal. These people need Jesus in their lives, otherwise, Hell has no bounds. I'm kidding, I'd take a Whatchamacallit and find a dark alley to eat it in. I'm a shame eater.
 
2022-09-25 6:16:16 PM  

tasteme: Thou shall not steal. These people need Jesus in their lives, otherwise, Hell has no bounds. I'm kidding, I'd take a Whatchamacallit and find a dark alley to eat it in. I'm a shame eater.


Do they even still make those? I haven't had one in decades....
 
2022-09-25 6:21:51 PM  
WTF is the clerk doing just standing around behind the counter?
 
2022-09-25 6:23:30 PM  

cyberspacedout: The guy could be calling the cops instead of taking video. There are security cameras, I'm assuming.


It's Philadelphia. Cops wouldn't do anything anyways.
 
2022-09-25 6:26:58 PM  

casey17: Do they even still make those? I haven't had one in decades....


They do! I get one every so often from the gas station. Made my 8 year old daughter into a Whatchamacallit monster. I can sympathize with these raiders.
 
2022-09-25 6:29:23 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Door Dash delivers Wawa hoagies?  Are they better than Subway?  Duh. Yes.  Are they better than Jimmie John's without the lion hunter GM?


As if the practice by Subway of making franchises hunt each other is more humane.
 
2022-09-25 6:30:44 PM  

cyberspacedout: The guy could be calling the cops instead of taking video. There are security cameras, I'm assuming.


But he can't sell that video. It's the future, where anyone might have the next viral clip they can license.
 
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