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(Boston.com)   This picturesque 4-bedroom, 3-bath Cape features a screened-in patio, greenhouse, chef's kitchen, chicken coop, and a 7200 square foot reinforced concrete vault   (boston.com) divider line
    More: Cool, Rooms, Bathtub, Concrete, Reinforced concrete, Bedroom, Shower, bank vault door, long hallway  
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5485 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Sep 2022 at 12:48 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-25 10:49:48 AM  
Kinda cool, but I don't care to ever be that close to Fitchburg or Leominster again.
 
2022-09-25 11:21:55 AM  
Doors too small to get a car in, so while cool, and man cave from hell possibilities + business possibilities for secure storage, would have to pass

If it was in my area, and I could afford a house costing 850k

After all, my wife isn't a part time aromatherapy therapist and I'm not a found item artist
 
2022-09-25 11:36:53 AM  
A nuclear bunker big enough for my family and a few years worth of food? What are the chances I'd ever need that? I mean, wasn't the cold war over decades ago?

/Better link: 27 Maple St, Pepperell, MA
 
2022-09-25 12:28:25 PM  
Very cool, but it's in Massachusetts. I heard that if you move there you're required by law to become an asshole.
 
2022-09-25 12:52:13 PM  
I only need room for two feet. Four if my wife comes with me.
 
2022-09-25 12:52:13 PM  
Will fark stop showing real estate?
Farking please for us pours, it's as bad as a snake for you.

STOP!!!!
rich yuppies we get it.
Post it fandom.
Fark sake
 
2022-09-25 12:52:54 PM  
Really nice place, throw in a well and its an upscale preppers dream house. Wonder how cool the bunker stays.
 
2022-09-25 12:53:28 PM  
Who has a mortgage on 850k bc its funny?
It's not funny.
Its shame on us...fark u all.
Do it right.
 
2022-09-25 12:56:15 PM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: A nuclear bunker big enough for my family and a few years worth of food? What are the chances I'd ever need that? I mean, wasn't the cold war over decades ago?

/Better link: 27 Maple St, Pepperell, MA


The fall out from Boston would cook you.  That and poor aim.
 
2022-09-25 1:00:24 PM  

ProfessorTerguson: Will fark stop showing real estate?
Farking please for us pours, it's as bad as a snake for you.

STOP!!!!
rich yuppies we get it.
Post it fandom.
Fark sake


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2022-09-25 1:01:14 PM  
Sounds really interesting but I hear it snows around there so ... no, thank you.
 
2022-09-25 1:01:42 PM  
"To the left of the Tee, sits a platinum bar, on the ground..."
 
2022-09-25 1:02:59 PM  
I wonder if the coop has a vault as well. It seems like a rookie mistake for preppers to brag about their fallout zone fresh eggs, only to realize they've got 1-million-milibar shake-and-bake instead.
 
2022-09-25 1:03:56 PM  
 
2022-09-25 1:04:16 PM  
Lot of potential in there.  If I were lucky anoigh to have that I would take a big section and make it a bar with pool table, air hockey, Foosball, darts, ping pong etc and have great parties every winter.  Ass a few tiny bedrooms for people to sleep ot off.
That and storage.
 
2022-09-25 1:04:39 PM  
Property Tax: $9,583/year


YIKES!
 
2022-09-25 1:04:54 PM  

MrBallou: Very cool, but it's in Massachusetts. I heard that if you move there you're required by law to become an asshole.


Lucky for me I've always been an asshole. Was an easy transition from Tx to Ma.

As for that house... would actually be perfect for me and Mrs. Wolf.
 
2022-09-25 1:05:00 PM  
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2022-09-25 1:05:35 PM  
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2022-09-25 1:06:49 PM  

chaoswolf: MrBallou: Very cool, but it's in Massachusetts. I heard that if you move there you're required by law to become an asshole.

Lucky for me I've always been an asshole. Was an easy transition from Tx to Ma.

As for that house... would actually be perfect for me and Mrs. Wolf.


Your proud of this?
Do your mortgage on your time
 
2022-09-25 1:07:04 PM  

ProfessorTerguson: Who has a mortgage on 850k bc its funny?
It's not funny.
Its shame on us...fark u all.
Do it right.


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2022-09-25 1:07:51 PM  
Solar powered bunker sounds great until nuclear winter blots out the sun
 
2022-09-25 1:08:32 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Property Tax: $9,583/year


YIKES!


Cool.
Farkers are making it less than that shiathole property tax.
You're on fark talking property tax?
 
2022-09-25 1:14:13 PM  
That is badass at that price.  With that open square footage with all utilities, it would make a great survival shelter, but in the meantime, you could run a hydroponic fish and vegetable farm, grow mushrooms, age cheese, have cold storage for produce, etc.
 
2022-09-25 1:14:39 PM  

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: ProfessorTerguson: Who has a mortgage on 850k bc its funny?
It's not funny.
Its shame on us...fark u all.
Do it right.

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2022-09-25 1:14:39 PM  
Uh, Professor? I think it might be time to take a break. Maybe go outside and get some fresh air.
 
2022-09-25 1:14:58 PM  
Wow, that big underground area - light that farker up!
 
2022-09-25 1:15:11 PM  
"Cold War holdover" built in 1993?  I missed that one.
 
2022-09-25 1:16:33 PM  
Incredible how cheap it is.
 
2022-09-25 1:18:06 PM  

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: Uh, Professor? I think it might be time to take a break. Maybe go outside and get some fresh air.


I'm cool.
Just equal time.
Like farkers couldn't go NERDS  community on a place fixing up?

That's bs 850k mortgage is bonkers.
Make fun, but when folks on here talk like they can buy it..
Horseman.
Not fool
 
2022-09-25 1:18:59 PM  

Salmon: Wow, that big underground area - light that farker up!


Great white will play your daughters friends quinceanera.
 
2022-09-25 1:19:23 PM  

Halfabee64: With that open square footage with all utilities, it would make a great survival shelter,


Everyone else in the neighbourhood thinks so too. And everyone in the surrounding counties. And the state & so on and so forth...


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2022-09-25 1:19:52 PM  
I was thinking an awesome soundproof recording studio.
 
2022-09-25 1:19:59 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Property Tax: $9,583/year


YIKES!



Makes me wonder about maintenance costs. How much time, energy, and money does it cost just to keep the place clean?

yeesh
 
2022-09-25 1:20:57 PM  

ProfessorTerguson: The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: Uh, Professor? I think it might be time to take a break. Maybe go outside and get some fresh air.

I'm cool.
Just equal time.
Like farkers couldn't go NERDS  community on a place fixing up?

That's bs 850k mortgage is bonkers.
Make fun, but when folks on here talk like they can buy it..
Horseman.
Not fool


Seriously...what? Have you seen some of the low-end listings that get tossed around on here? It's all dumb and absurd. That's the point.
 
2022-09-25 1:21:54 PM  

baka-san: Doors too small to get a car in, so while cool, and man cave from hell possibilities + business possibilities for secure storage, would have to pass

If it was in my area, and I could afford a house costing 850k

After all, my wife isn't a part time aromatherapy therapist and I'm not a found item artist


If you can afford $850,000, you can afford to have a contractor install a larger door or a second entrance.
 
2022-09-25 1:22:25 PM  

ProfessorTerguson: The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: Uh, Professor? I think it might be time to take a break. Maybe go outside and get some fresh air.

I'm cool.
Just equal time.
Like farkers couldn't go NERDS  community on a place fixing up?

That's bs 850k mortgage is bonkers.
Make fun, but when folks on here talk like they can buy it..
Horseman.
Not fool


Look, I can't afford it either, but stop shiatting on other people's fantasies.
 
2022-09-25 1:25:15 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Property Tax: $9,583/year


YIKES!


I was payin slightly more for that in Tx for a 2616 sqft house on a vastly smaller lot.
 
2022-09-25 1:26:46 PM  

ProfessorTerguson: chaoswolf: MrBallou: Very cool, but it's in Massachusetts. I heard that if you move there you're required by law to become an asshole.

Lucky for me I've always been an asshole. Was an easy transition from Tx to Ma.

As for that house... would actually be perfect for me and Mrs. Wolf.

Your proud of this?
Do your mortgage on your time


Am I proud of being vastly overpaid for one house so I could buy another in nonnaziland and be left with zero debt?

Yup.
 
2022-09-25 1:39:14 PM  
Interesting. You could definitely make some money renting space out. Probably on one of those storage apps out there.

But I'd prefer something a little more fun.

Backyard Underground Bunker Tour/Update 5 years on
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2022-09-25 1:46:46 PM  

chaoswolf: Mr. Shabooboo: Property Tax: $9,583/year


YIKES!

I was payin slightly more for that in Tx for a 2616 sqft house on a vastly smaller lot.


And in TX that's understandable since they property tax you instead of spreading out
with income and stuff..In IL, people throw shatfits about the property taxes..Comparatively they are not THAT horrible.. Granted that place is on about 2 acres with a newish house but 10k seems pretty steep for yearly
tax..And it will only go up in assessment after the property is sold again..
 
2022-09-25 1:48:49 PM  

Halfabee64: That is badass at that price.  With that open square footage with all utilities, it would make a great survival shelter, but in the meantime, you could run a hydroponic fish and vegetable farm, grow mushrooms, age cheese, have cold storage for produce, etc.


Tell me more. I'm willing to send you a money order in a S.A.S.E. for your newsletter. Golly, it aligns with my interests.
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2022-09-25 1:50:30 PM  
lease it to a cannabis grow operation

probably pay for your mortgage if you can get it cleared with the town
 
2022-09-25 1:55:10 PM  

ProfessorTerguson: Will fark stop showing real estate?
Farking please for us pours, it's as bad as a snake for you.

STOP!!!!
rich yuppies we get it.
Post it fandom.
Fark sake


Will Fark please kill the Sports tab??
rich athletes doing dumb things, we get it.

Will Fark please kill the Entertainment tab??
rich movie stars doing we things we can't afford, we get it.

Will Fark please kill the Pol tab??
rich people ruining our democracy, we get it.
 
2022-09-25 2:01:14 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: chaoswolf: Mr. Shabooboo: Property Tax: $9,583/year


YIKES!

I was payin slightly more for that in Tx for a 2616 sqft house on a vastly smaller lot.

And in TX that's understandable since they property tax you instead of spreading out
with income and stuff..In IL, people throw shatfits about the property taxes..Comparatively they are not THAT horrible.. Granted that place is on about 2 acres with a newish house but 10k seems pretty steep for yearly
tax..And it will only go up in assessment after the property is sold again..


I've been trying to keep track of the differences between Ma costs and Tx costs and so far, ignoring the sudden extra expenditures to keep the wife stoned (pot > opioids for fibromyalgia,) it seems I'm payin 2/3 of what I was in Tx and that includes property, state income and all the nickle and diming for car shiat.
 
2022-09-25 2:02:43 PM  
And for the record for the one Debbie Downer in this thread, I never implied I could afford an 850k house. I just said it would be perfect.
 
2022-09-25 2:10:55 PM  

Veloram: Solar powered bunker sounds great until nuclear winter blots out the sun


Yeah, but think of how fast the blast wave will turn the windmills!
 
2022-09-25 2:12:51 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Property Tax: $9,583/year


YIKES!


Put a one in front were it in the city
 
2022-09-25 2:19:19 PM  
At least the house doesn't look like a Trump/Kardashian love child.
 
2022-09-25 2:27:27 PM  
about as underground as a hobbit hole with a grass roof
 
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