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(Mid Hudson News)   Protip for you convicted felons out there: try not to run out of gas in your truck with expired registration and switched plates, driving with a revoked license...in front of the sheriff's office   (midhudsonnews.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Criminal law, Sullivan County, New York, computer check, Harold Tyler, Monticello, New York, prior felony convictions, grand larceny, disabled pickup truck  
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2022-09-25 10:22:31 AM  
Great. Now you tell me. Thanks a lot.
 
2022-09-25 10:27:54 AM  
A startling amount of arrests boils down to logistics.
 
2022-09-25 10:28:22 AM  
So, Kitt became a truck and still fights crime? Good show!
 
2022-09-25 10:34:21 AM  
DoorDashButForCrime is a hot new startup, subby.
 
2022-09-25 10:38:30 AM  
And if you do all that, try to be white.
 
2022-09-25 10:38:46 AM  
Don't tell me how to plan my retirement, subby!
 
2022-09-25 10:41:56 AM  
So, other than being a convicted felon, are you also currently on the run, submitter?
 
2022-09-25 10:44:25 AM  
Things tend to pile up
 
2022-09-25 10:47:02 AM  
Oh why not? Fortune favors the bold!

/Okay, probably not.
 
2022-09-25 10:51:06 AM  
"Due to five prior felony convictions...."

It's cheaper to let him roam free apparently.
 
2022-09-25 11:04:53 AM  
This much noseyness in world and who the fark kill 2pac ? Answer me that mofo? And why and how did Oklahoma happen? Answer me that? Oh and people did complain to law enforcement that dudes was learning to fly but no land.
So fark this logic. Maybe stop chasing excons and actually stop a real horror show like 911!!!!
Hell stop a active shooter.
Table flip circle jerk running plates and id on someone who ran out of gas.
Rage.
I guess.
Maybe they'd had a body in the car.
What ever
Damn
I'm
In

A
FOUL MOOD
 
2022-09-25 11:09:22 AM  
That's some comedic level dipshiattery. That said, it's also another shinning example of American law enforcement. Citizen has car trouble and the pigs won't stop to help you, but they'll run your plates
 
2022-09-25 11:10:24 AM  

waxbeans: This much noseyness in world and who the fark kill 2pac ? Answer me that mofo? And why and how did Oklahoma happen? Answer me that? Oh and people did complain to law enforcement that dudes was learning to fly but no land.
So fark this logic. Maybe stop chasing excons and actually stop a real horror show like 911!!!!
Hell stop a active shooter.
Table flip circle jerk running plates and id on someone who ran out of gas.
Rage.
I guess.
Maybe they'd had a body in the car.
What ever
Damn
I'm
In

A
FOUL MOOD


Those are certainly words.
 
2022-09-25 11:12:46 AM  
I go to that website every day, "Mid-Hudson" refers to a huge area.
 
2022-09-25 11:13:50 AM  

Bslim: That's some comedic level dipshiattery. That said, it's also another shinning example of American law enforcement. Citizen has car trouble and the pigs won't stop to help you, but they'll run your plates


Much better said
 
2022-09-25 11:28:05 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: And if you do all that, try to be white.


Five felony convictions and he's out wandering around.

Some people spend years and years in prison for weed possession.
 
2022-09-25 11:31:07 AM  

Bslim: That's some comedic level dipshiattery. That said, it's also another shinning example of American law enforcement. Citizen has car trouble and the pigs won't stop to help you, but they'll run your plates


Maybe he acted suspicious.  Didn't wave to the cop and smile or he moved to blocked the plates so the plate reader couldn't see them.

When asked what he was doing, the perp hesitated for one whole second so the cop knew something was afoot.

Or the cop recognized him from the five previous felonies.
 
2022-09-25 11:35:13 AM  

Bslim: That's some comedic level dipshiattery. That said, it's also another shinning example of American law enforcement. Citizen has car trouble and the pigs won't stop to help you, but they'll run your plates


so they should have siphoned some of their gas into the guy's truck and sent him on his felonious way?
 
2022-09-25 11:39:24 AM  
Easy there, social justice enthusiasts. He's white.
 
2022-09-25 11:45:12 AM  
The only way this could have gone better is if the convicted felon had a stolen firearm concealed in the car with their fingerprints on it.
 
2022-09-25 11:47:21 AM  

waxbeans: This much noseyness in world and who the fark kill 2pac ? Answer me that mofo? And why and how did Oklahoma happen? Answer me that? Oh and people did complain to law enforcement that dudes was learning to fly but no land.
So fark this logic. Maybe stop chasing excons and actually stop a real horror show like 911!!!!
Hell stop a active shooter.
Table flip circle jerk running plates and id on someone who ran out of gas.
Rage.
I guess.
Maybe they'd had a body in the car.
What ever
Damn
I'm
In

A
FOUL MOOD


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2022-09-25 11:48:02 AM  

Schmerd1948: Bslim: That's some comedic level dipshiattery. That said, it's also another shinning example of American law enforcement. Citizen has car trouble and the pigs won't stop to help you, but they'll run your plates

so they should have siphoned some of their gas into the guy's truck and sent him on his felonious way?


now you're getting it
 
2022-09-25 11:49:08 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Bslim: That's some comedic level dipshiattery. That said, it's also another shinning example of American law enforcement. Citizen has car trouble and the pigs won't stop to help you, but they'll run your plates

Maybe he acted suspicious.  Didn't wave to the cop and smile or he moved to blocked the plates so the plate reader couldn't see them.

When asked what he was doing, the perp hesitated for one whole second so the cop knew something was afoot.

Or the cop recognized him from the five previous felonies.


🙄

If that is actually what happened, there would be more safety.  But.  There isn't.  Two different people can try to steal the same bike. And they will both have different experiences. That been documented.
 
2022-09-25 11:52:48 AM  

Lady J: waxbeans: This much noseyness in world and who the fark kill 2pac ? Answer me that mofo? And why and how did Oklahoma happen? Answer me that? Oh and people did complain to law enforcement that dudes was learning to fly but no land.
So fark this logic. Maybe stop chasing excons and actually stop a real horror show like 911!!!!
Hell stop a active shooter.
Table flip circle jerk running plates and id on someone who ran out of gas.
Rage.
I guess.
Maybe they'd had a body in the car.
What ever
Damn
I'm
In

A
FOUL MOOD

[Fark user image image 425x220]


The thing is, I'm a awful person. And, I've only superficially changed.  The biggest change is I'm no longer violent.  Meanwhile the cops stop me less. Question me less. Arrest me less. Suspect me less.
It's seriously annoying how different I was treated during my 20s than how I get treated now.
It's sucks.
 
2022-09-25 11:55:34 AM  

waxbeans: The thing is, I'm a awful person. And, I've only superficially changed.  The biggest change is I'm no longer violent.  Meanwhile the cops stop me less. Question me less. Arrest me less. Suspect me less.
It's seriously annoying how different I was treated during my 20s than how I get treated now.
It's sucks.


well if you're awful, can you really complain how you get treated?
 
2022-09-25 12:07:08 PM  

Lady J: waxbeans: The thing is, I'm a awful person. And, I've only superficially changed.  The biggest change is I'm no longer violent.  Meanwhile the cops stop me less. Question me less. Arrest me less. Suspect me less.
It's seriously annoying how different I was treated during my 20s than how I get treated now.
It's sucks.

well if you're awful, can you really complain how you get treated?


Yes. The drastic change points out two issues.  Young people get harresed.  Older people get away with more crime.   We should have issue with both. For different reasons.  Over  Scrutinizing young people alters their ability to contribute to society; meanwhile, older people are doing what ever they want.
 
2022-09-25 12:10:35 PM  

Lady J: waxbeans: The thing is, I'm a awful person. And, I've only superficially changed.  The biggest change is I'm no longer violent.  Meanwhile the cops stop me less. Question me less. Arrest me less. Suspect me less.
It's seriously annoying how different I was treated during my 20s than how I get treated now.
It's sucks.

well if you're awful, can you really complain how you get treated?


Society would actually benefit from removing older people who are criminals from the workforce; leaving job openings for young men who desperately need the money and more importantly the distraction of going to work everyday.
 
2022-09-25 12:13:43 PM  

waxbeans: Over  Scrutinizing young people alters their ability to contribute to society; meanwhile, older people are doing what ever they want.


I don't think you're completely wrong, but all the same... have you been getting your booze on?
 
2022-09-25 12:15:35 PM  
Risk taking is a science based on luck.
 
2022-09-25 12:22:28 PM  

Lady J: waxbeans: Over  Scrutinizing young people alters their ability to contribute to society; meanwhile, older people are doing what ever they want.

I don't think you're completely wrong, but all the same... have you been getting your booze on?


Actually, I have reduced my drinking choices because I decided I should not buy beer, or anything else, next door because they have the wrong prices listed for months.  So now I have to walk 4 miles to get a six pack. Instead of the single 32oz can I usually get. 7-Eleven is another opinion because they have 40oz bottles of bud-ice. But. 7-Eleven is on my shiat list because they screwed me during their summer promotion where all kinds of stuff was only a buck. But the cashier refused to honor them for the first few days of a week long event.
(Rage.  I even loaded up money on their app wallet for it.)
[32 cents is stuck in the damn wallet] rage.
🤷‍♂😔😬😁🤪
 
2022-09-25 12:54:20 PM  

waxbeans: Lady J: waxbeans: Over  Scrutinizing young people alters their ability to contribute to society; meanwhile, older people are doing what ever they want.

I don't think you're completely wrong, but all the same... have you been getting your booze on?

Actually, I have reduced my drinking choices because I decided I should not buy beer, or anything else, next door because they have the wrong prices listed for months.  So now I have to walk 4 miles to get a six pack. Instead of the single 32oz can I usually get. 7-Eleven is another opinion because they have 40oz bottles of bud-ice. But. 7-Eleven is on my shiat list because they screwed me during their summer promotion where all kinds of stuff was only a buck. But the cashier refused to honor them for the first few days of a week long event.
(Rage.  I even loaded up money on their app wallet for it.)
[32 cents is stuck in the damn wallet] rage.
🤷‍♂😔😬😁🤪


ok.  well something's amping up your RAEG... what is it?
 
2022-09-25 1:13:13 PM  

Lady J: Actually, I have reduced my drinking choices because I decided I should not buy beer, or anything else, next door because they have the wrong prices listed for months.  So now I have to walk 4 miles to get a six pack. Instead of the single 32oz can I usually get. 7-Eleven is another opinion because they have 40oz bottles of bud-ice. But. 7-Eleven is on my shiat list because they screwed me during their summer promotion where all kinds of stuff was only a buck. But the cashier refused to honor them for the first few days of a week long event.
(Rage.  I even loaded up money on their app wallet for it.)
[32 cents is stuck in the damn wallet] rage.
🤷‍♂😔😬😁🤪

ok.  well something's amping up your RAEG... what is it?


One of two things.

1. I got sun sick and was in awful reflux alllll night the day before and still healing.

2. I got a wicked hang over the same day and still haven't recovered.  As I age hang over recovery is talking days now.

3. I saw an ex at a friend's house the other day. And realized my friend of 30 years was actively keep me apart from my ex.
We exchanged numbers.

4. That ex isn't blowing up my phone. 🥺

/
On a side note. I look better.  They don't.  So at least I got that going? 🤷‍♂🥺😭
 
2022-09-25 1:32:34 PM  

waxbeans: Lady J: Actually, I have reduced my drinking choices because I decided I should not buy beer, or anything else, next door because they have the wrong prices listed for months.  So now I have to walk 4 miles to get a six pack. Instead of the single 32oz can I usually get. 7-Eleven is another opinion because they have 40oz bottles of bud-ice. But. 7-Eleven is on my shiat list because they screwed me during their summer promotion where all kinds of stuff was only a buck. But the cashier refused to honor them for the first few days of a week long event.
(Rage.  I even loaded up money on their app wallet for it.)
[32 cents is stuck in the damn wallet] rage.
🤷‍♂😔😬😁🤪

ok.  well something's amping up your RAEG... what is it?

One of two things.

1. I got sun sick and was in awful reflux alllll night the day before and still healing.

2. I got a wicked hang over the same day and still haven't recovered.  As I age hang over recovery is talking days now.

3. I saw an ex at a friend's house the other day. And realized my friend of 30 years was actively keep me apart from my ex.
We exchanged numbers.

4. That ex isn't blowing up my phone. 🥺

/
On a side note. I look better.  They don't.  So at least I got that going? 🤷‍♂🥺😭


One of 2 things...lists 4 things.
 
2022-09-25 3:48:32 PM  
Maga
 
2022-09-25 5:29:02 PM  

waxbeans: Lady J:

ok.  well something's amping up your RAEG... what is it?

One of two things.

1. I got sun sick and was in awful reflux alllll night the day before and still healing.

2. I got a wicked hang over the same day and still haven't recovered.  As I age hang over recovery is talking days now.

3. I saw an ex at a friend's house the other day. And realized my friend of 30 years was actively keep me apart from my ex.
We exchanged numbers.

4. That ex isn't blowing up my phone. 🥺

/
On a side note. I look better.  They don't.  So at least I got that going? 🤷‍♂🥺😭


ah ok there we are.
have a big glass of water.  and then why don't u text her?  if you want to see her?
 
2022-09-25 6:02:54 PM  
No gun?  Are you sure this guy is even an American?
 
2022-09-25 6:36:52 PM  

Lady J: ah ok there we are.
have a big glass of water.  and then why don't u text her?  if you want to see her?


Because that's way too much work. Not the texting.  The stuff I'd have to do just to be ready if in one in a million chance she's down.
Cleanup my place.  Shave. Get a bed.
All that work and it could be for zero reason.  Also. How do find out if someone is pregnant without directly asking? Fml. 😆
 
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