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(LAD Bible)   "Oh baby, you're so hot" "I'm ready to do this." "Hey, you might want to get that testicle checked out by a doctor"   (ladbible.com) divider line
    More: Giggity, Testicular cancer, Cancer, Germ cell tumor, testicular cancer, Belle Grace, Testicle, truly remarkable story, Puberty  
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2022-09-25 1:22:25 AM  
O.o
 
2022-09-25 1:48:18 AM  
Yet when I try to explain to my wife that I use my Only Fans account for legitimate medical diagnoses, she calls me a liar.
 
2022-09-25 4:03:05 AM  
Her name should be Ball Grace
 
2022-09-25 7:08:54 AM  
Saved his life. Damn. Respect!
 
2022-09-25 7:10:05 AM  

puffy999: Her name should be Ball Grace


and his should be not-so-belle gonads.
 
2022-09-25 7:12:46 AM  

Maybe you should drive: Yet when I try to explain to my wife that I use my Only Fans account for legitimate medical diagnoses, she calls me a liar.


You suffer from premature explanation it seems
 
2022-09-25 7:17:50 AM  
I'm sure this'll be the inspiration she needs to branch out to a higher calling.

Lol. Jk.

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2022-09-25 7:20:52 AM  
Joke's on her, he was twelve and that was a picture of his dad's testicles.
 
2022-09-25 7:21:01 AM  
Probably got off cheap.  An American doctor would charge more for a remote consultation.
 
2022-09-25 7:21:23 AM  
How big was the damn tumor that she could notice something was amiss over video chat?
 
2022-09-25 7:21:48 AM  
I was pleasantly surprised to find out that this wasn't a stunning indictment of the American healthcare system.
 
2022-09-25 7:29:19 AM  
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2022-09-25 7:39:23 AM  
That's nuts
 
2022-09-25 7:46:28 AM  
Sure, but try to crowdsource an opinion on the subway and everybody's angry.
 
2022-09-25 7:58:32 AM  

Ragin' Asian: How big was the damn tumor that she could notice something was amiss over video chat?


I guess when your job requires looking at balls all day...
 
2022-09-25 8:01:03 AM  
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2022-09-25 8:05:31 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Ragin' Asian: How big was the damn tumor that she could notice something was amiss over video chat?

I guess when your job requires looking at balls all day...


Probably watching pretty close just to adjust her performance accordingly - hard to lie with your dick
 
2022-09-25 8:07:11 AM  
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2022-09-25 8:18:02 AM  
Wait till they get a load of me.
 
2022-09-25 8:20:00 AM  
Seriously guys if something of your boys seems abnormal get it checked out asap even the littlest, and yes while a swelling very well could be a serious issue it may not be nothing more to then a hydrocele which is a fluid laden testicle but while not pretty and can be very large that being larger then a grapefruit is nothing serious at all.
But by all means get it checked for some strange reason recently even young teens seem to be getting testicular cancer.
 
2022-09-25 8:22:18 AM  

Ragin' Asian: How big was the damn tumor that she could notice something was amiss over video chat?


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2022-09-25 8:22:47 AM  
Wow, it's huge!
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2022-09-25 8:23:05 AM  

TAOCHOW: Seriously guys if something of your boys seems abnormal get it checked out asap even the littlest, and yes while a swelling very well could be a serious issue it may not be nothing more to then a hydrocele which is a fluid laden testicle but while not pretty and can be very large that being larger then a grapefruit is nothing serious at all.
But by all means get it checked for some strange reason recently even young teens seem to be getting testicular cancer.


How long have you been an OnlyFans performer?
 
2022-09-25 8:25:40 AM  

TAOCHOW: Seriously guys if something of your boys seems abnormal get it checked out asap even the littlest, and yes while a swelling very well could be a serious issue it may not be nothing more to then a hydrocele which is a fluid laden testicle but while not pretty and can be very large that being larger then a grapefruit is nothing serious at all.
But by all means get it checked for some strange reason recently even young teens seem to be getting testicular cancer.


Ball don't lie.
 
2022-09-25 8:39:58 AM  
I fix-up any misshapenness with ball-peen hammer.
Requires a light touch.
 
2022-09-25 8:43:49 AM  

TAOCHOW: Seriously guys if something of your boys seems abnormal get it checked out asap even the littlest, and yes while a swelling very well could be a serious issue it may not be nothing more to then a hydrocele which is a fluid laden testicle but while not pretty and can be very large that being larger then a grapefruit is nothing serious at all.
But by all means get it checked for some strange reason recently even young teens seem to be getting testicular cancer.


A few weeks ago, I felt a lump on good ole Lefty. I managed to get an appointment to get it checked by my family doctor that same afternoon. My parents both have had cancers the last 3 years (both caught on time and they are now cancer-free), so I've become quite paranoid.
Anyway, there is nothing erotic with getting your ball fondled by an attractive female 40-yo GP, especially when her even more attractive 20-something intern.

Got prescribed an ultrasound, found out it was just a cyst. Instant flood of relief.

Anyway, get your balls checked, boys.
.
 
2022-09-25 8:45:31 AM  
*smirks* Sure... "a doctor".
 
2022-09-25 9:00:23 AM  
That's an ad.
 
2022-09-25 9:01:45 AM  

puffy999: Her name should be Ball Grace


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2022-09-25 9:02:42 AM  
Tom Green - Movember (Feel Your Balls)
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2022-09-25 9:04:30 AM  
Florence Nightingale changed nursing from a side gig for hookers to what it is now.  Back then, only naughty ladies could look upon a male body without fainting or giggling.

Now Flo is more concerned with selling car insurance and saving customers $750 on average.
 
2022-09-25 9:25:44 AM  

padraig: TAOCHOW: Seriously guys if something of your boys seems abnormal get it checked out asap even the littlest, and yes while a swelling very well could be a serious issue it may not be nothing more to then a hydrocele which is a fluid laden testicle but while not pretty and can be very large that being larger then a grapefruit is nothing serious at all.
But by all means get it checked for some strange reason recently even young teens seem to be getting testicular cancer.

A few weeks ago, I felt a lump on good ole Lefty. I managed to get an appointment to get it checked by my family doctor that same afternoon. My parents both have had cancers the last 3 years (both caught on time and they are now cancer-free), so I've become quite paranoid.
Anyway, there is nothing erotic with getting your ball fondled by an attractive female 40-yo GP, especially when her even more attractive 20-something intern.

Got prescribed an ultrasound, found out it was just a cyst. Instant flood of relief.

Anyway, get your balls checked, boys.
.


Watch out how you Lefty pal.
 
2022-09-25 9:28:07 AM  
padraig:
A few weeks ago, I felt a lump on good ole Lefty. I managed to get an appointment to get it checked by my family doctor that same afternoon. My parents both have had cancers the last 3 years (both caught on time and they are now cancer-free), so I've become quite paranoid.
Anyway, there is nothing erotic with getting your ball fondled by an attractive female 40-yo GP, especially when her even more attractive 20-something intern.

Got prescribed an ultrasound, found out it was just a cyst. Instant flood of relief.

Anyway, get your balls checked, boys.
.


About sixteen years ago, I went to bed feeling fine and woke up the next morning with a bad pain just above the Major and the two Privates. It was so bad that I couldn't stand upright. So I shower, get dressed, and drive myself to urgent care, all while bent over like a hunchback trying to tie his shoe.

So after I'm shown to a room and told to strip down to the boxer briefs, I am expecting that some old Marcus Welby type doctor will be seeing me. Instead, in walks a tall woman who looks like a cross between Cindy Crawford and Nikki Cox. Soft voice, pleasant smile, svelte form under light blue scrubs - She might as well have entered in slow motion while "Moving In Stereo" played over the intercom.

All I can think of is "Don't be the dork that cops a boner" as I describe the symptoms and answer her questions.

She kneels and pulls my britches down to get a closer look, and I'm ordering the Major to remain at ease. She looks up at me with those light brown eyes and I'm thinking "I am not going to win this battle" until she tells me it could be "testicular torsion".

That term was the baking soda on the grease fire that I needed. The rest of the examination went without a hitch and she suggested that since there seemed to be no sign of injury, hernia, or torsion, I should take it easy for a day or two and see if the pain went away. I thanked the good doctor and made my way out.

Later that night, after a nice nap and relaxation, the pain went away. But the memory never has.
 
2022-09-25 9:30:52 AM  
One of mine has always been bigger than the other two.
 
2022-09-25 9:40:20 AM  

Ragin' Asian: How big was the damn tumor that she could notice something was amiss over video chat?



I'm guessing he's just like most perverts that use OnlyFans he probably had his balls and shaft right up against the camera
 
2022-09-25 9:41:04 AM  
Give yourself a self-exam every now and again. If something doesn't feel right, get your ass to a doctor. Never be afraid to ask for a medical opinion--doctors have seen much weirder than whatever is down your shorts.

(To be honest, I'm planning on having my boys removed. Not for preventative reasons, but others.)
 
2022-09-25 9:41:48 AM  
Man was lying on a gurney in a hospital ER, the doctors suspected he may have COVID.   Nurse came in to take his vitals.  The following conversation took place.

Patient: Nurse, are my testicles black?

Nurse:  Um...sir, I'm not a doctor, a doctor will be in to speak with you shortly.

Patient: Nurse, I need to know, are my testicles black?

Nurse:  Sir, please stay calm everything will be fine.

Patient: Nurse, are my testicles black?

Nurse: {looking under the man's hospital gown}  Sir, please don't worry, everything is fine.

Patient: {removing oxygen mask from his face}  Nurse, HAVE MY TEST RESULTS COME BACK?
 
2022-09-25 9:44:46 AM  
As a dude, take testicular cancer seriously. Avoid biatch tits.
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2022-09-25 9:46:22 AM  

Archie Goodwin: [technogym.com image 460x460]


It's normal for one testicle to be bigger than the other.
 
2022-09-25 9:48:30 AM  
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So did he lose his girl nut or his boy nut?
 
2022-09-25 9:54:50 AM  

Cruiser7: padraig:
A few weeks ago, I felt a lump on good ole Lefty. I managed to get an appointment to get it checked by my family doctor that same afternoon. My parents both have had cancers the last 3 years (both caught on time and they are now cancer-free), so I've become quite paranoid.
Anyway, there is nothing erotic with getting your ball fondled by an attractive female 40-yo GP, especially when her even more attractive 20-something intern.

Got prescribed an ultrasound, found out it was just a cyst. Instant flood of relief.

Anyway, get your balls checked, boys.
.

About sixteen years ago, I went to bed feeling fine and woke up the next morning with a bad pain just above the Major and the two Privates. It was so bad that I couldn't stand upright. So I shower, get dressed, and drive myself to urgent care, all while bent over like a hunchback trying to tie his shoe.

So after I'm shown to a room and told to strip down to the boxer briefs, I am expecting that some old Marcus Welby type doctor will be seeing me. Instead, in walks a tall woman who looks like a cross between Cindy Crawford and Nikki Cox. Soft voice, pleasant smile, svelte form under light blue scrubs - She might as well have entered in slow motion while "Moving In Stereo" played over the intercom.

All I can think of is "Don't be the dork that cops a boner" as I describe the symptoms and answer her questions.

She kneels and pulls my britches down to get a closer look, and I'm ordering the Major to remain at ease. She looks up at me with those light brown eyes and I'm thinking "I am not going to win this battle" until she tells me it could be "testicular torsion".

That term was the baking soda on the grease fire that I needed. The rest of the examination went without a hitch and she suggested that since there seemed to be no sign of injury, hernia, or torsion, I should take it easy for a day or two and see if the pain went away. I thanked the good doctor and made my way out.

Later that night, after a nice nap and relaxation, the pain went away. But the memory never has.


Testicular Torsion | The Venture Bros. | Adult Swim
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2022-09-25 9:58:56 AM  
It was getting all hot and heavy on camera when Belle noticed that the man on the chat with her had one testicle bigger than the other.

She urged the man to go and get it checked out, and doctors revealed that he had an 'aggressive form' of testicular cancer which was thankfully caught in the nick of time.


Note to self: When one ball suddenly becomes a lot bigger than the other, it might not just be because it's performing a threat display.
 
2022-09-25 10:00:11 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Archie Goodwin: [technogym.com image 460x460]

It's normal for one testicle to be bigger than the other.


...as shown in the photo...

They're also called medicine balls. And now that I've explained the joke...

/I must be abnormal then. Both are the same size as far as I can tell. But one does hang lower than the other.
 
2022-09-25 10:01:01 AM  

padraig: TAOCHOW: Seriously guys if something of your boys seems abnormal get it checked out asap even the littlest, and yes while a swelling very well could be a serious issue it may not be nothing more to then a hydrocele which is a fluid laden testicle but while not pretty and can be very large that being larger then a grapefruit is nothing serious at all.
But by all means get it checked for some strange reason recently even young teens seem to be getting testicular cancer.

A few weeks ago, I felt a lump on good ole Lefty. I managed to get an appointment to get it checked by my family doctor that same afternoon. My parents both have had cancers the last 3 years (both caught on time and they are now cancer-free), so I've become quite paranoid.
Anyway, there is nothing erotic with getting your ball fondled by an attractive female 40-yo GP, especially when her even more attractive 20-something intern.

Got prescribed an ultrasound, found out it was just a cyst. Instant flood of relief.

Anyway, get your balls checked, boys.
.


While I've never had that particular situation, I've had others and can confirm that no matter how attractive the medical professionals are, it is not sexytime or fun or enjoyable at all.

/Glad my equipment was in full agreement
//Also turned out fine
///Would do it again in a heartbeat if I had health concerns
 
2022-09-25 10:16:02 AM  
Now I'm confused. In this fans only thing, do you watch her or does she watch you?
 
2022-09-25 10:19:08 AM  
When I was younger certain types of cancer were not discussed "in polite company". Symptoms and treatments were fleetingly referred to in vague terms. (I'm very glad things have changed.)

But the story is this: My father was an American. His mannerisms took some getting used to and my mother worked to "refine him". They'd been married 30 years when he got prostate cancer, and still the family just called it "men's cancer". One Sunday after dinner the men were all in the lounge chatting and the women were in the kitchen bustling around. It was the first chance all the men had to be alone, and one of my uncles asked Dad "What made you decide to see a doctor?", and right as my Gran walked in with the tea tray Dad replied "I sat down on the toilet and my balls fell in the water".

Dad's been dead 15 years, and we still tell this story. (He survived the cancer just fine. His heart blew up in the end.)

I'm glad society has progressed to where we talk about cancer in specific terms. It saves lives.
 
2022-09-25 10:25:26 AM  

Schmerd1948: Now I'm confused. In this fans only thing, do you watch her or does she watch you?


Apparently both, though I don't see how it is appealing to have her watching you.
 
2022-09-25 10:31:09 AM  

TAOCHOW: Seriously guys if something of your boys seems abnormal get it checked out asap even the littlest, and yes while a swelling very well could be a serious issue it may not be nothing more to then a hydrocele which is a fluid laden testicle but while not pretty and can be very large that being larger then a grapefruit is nothing serious at all.
But by all means get it checked for some strange reason recently even young teens seem to be getting testicular cancer.


Found a lump on the side of mine back in college.  Made an appointment with the clinic, and after explaining that I wasn't there for an STD (understandable assumption when a college guy comes in with an equipment-related complaint), they took a feel, and promptly made a same-day imaging appointment for me at a nearby hospital.  Mercifully, the hospital had an answer before I even got home, so I didn't have it hanging over my head.  Like you said, turned out to just be a hydrocele, totally harmless, but it was still a fun bit of panic for me.


orneryredguy: While I've never had that particular situation, I've had others and can confirm that no matter how attractive the medical professionals are, it is not sexytime or fun or enjoyable at all.

/Glad my equipment was in full agreement
//Also turned out fine
///Would do it again in a heartbeat if I had health concerns


Yeah, nothing remotely fun or sexy about it.  I'm sure there's somebody out there who's into having an ultrasound wand rubbed on their balls, but I'm not one of them.


Schmerd1948: Now I'm confused. In this fans only thing, do you watch her or does she watch you?


Depends what you're into and what you're paying for, I guess.  Dude might have had an exhibitionist streak.
 
2022-09-25 10:31:33 AM  

PaceyWhitter: Schmerd1948: Now I'm confused. In this fans only thing, do you watch her or does she watch you?

Apparently both, though I don't see how it is appealing to have her watching you.


SPH is huge.
 
2022-09-25 10:39:04 AM  

PaceyWhitter: Schmerd1948: Now I'm confused. In this fans only thing, do you watch her or does she watch you?

Apparently both, though I don't see how it is appealing to have her watching you.


Not my thing, but some people get off on the display itself, whether from the presentation or from the power of showing it to people.  Other times, it's not about looking, it's about appreciative comments and sexy talk, like being instructed to jerk it.  For others, it's really about a desire/need for the attention, about being seen in a sexual way.  Some guys are just plain lonely, and something like this is the closest thing they have to getting sexual attention.  Flashers and things like this can be a manifestation of any of the above.
 
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