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7730 clicks; posted to Politics » on 25 Sep 2022 at 3:45 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-24 11:35:08 PM  
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2022-09-24 11:52:50 PM  
Oh wow.
 
2022-09-25 12:00:08 AM  
Oh, FFS
 
2022-09-25 12:07:43 AM  
He's still not gonna let you suck him off, Nick
 
2022-09-25 12:13:16 AM  
I heard he was drafted by the San Antonio Bone Spurs
 
2022-09-25 12:19:38 AM  
 
2022-09-25 12:22:41 AM  

dildo tontine: https://slate.com/culture/2020/05/donald-trump-baseball-high-school-nyma.html


Paywall-free synopsis:

http://joyofsox.blogspot.com/2020/05/donald-trumps-baseball-career-slate.html
 
2022-09-25 12:37:26 AM  
Oookay......

If this is some really, really bizarre indirect way of 'Stickin' It To The Libs' theeen......I have to say that I don't feel stuck. Or owned. Or.....whatever. At all. Just confused as to the really, really truly bizarre so-called reality these cultists dwell in.

\And I'm still going to vote for the Democrats. Soooo suck it, cultists!
 
2022-09-25 12:38:03 AM  
Everyone knows Trump's real game was Tennis.

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2022-09-25 12:40:33 AM  
They made their whole identity out of some nonsense Trump posted.
 
2022-09-25 12:43:45 AM  
This is some North Korean shiat.
 
2022-09-25 1:00:23 AM  
Coming soon: I INVENTED BASEBALL, By Your Favorite President, ME.
 
2022-09-25 1:14:22 AM  
He had outstanding RBI stats (Robbing Banking Institutions) that are just now being recognized.
 
2022-09-25 1:20:43 AM  
You want Fark to start posting this shiat? Total barfbag.
 
2022-09-25 1:20:57 AM  
"I will never forget [...] the first time I saw my name in the newspaper," he continued. "It was when I got the winning home run in a game between our academy and Cornwall High School. It was in 1964 and it was in a little local paper. It simply said, TRUMP HOMERS TO WIN THE GAME. I just loved it and I will never forget it. It was better than actually hitting the home run."

Even back then., HE was more important than the school, the game and the team.
Prophetic.
 
2022-09-25 1:21:48 AM  

covfefe: They made their whole identity out of some nonsense Trump posted.


uh, user name checks out?
 
2022-09-25 2:06:51 AM  
this biatch is breathing my air
 
2022-09-25 3:47:35 AM  
This is a joke, right? I've seen the dude's high school pictures and he doesn't... like... who wrote this??
 
2022-09-25 3:50:36 AM  
And he played skin flute in the band. So?
 
2022-09-25 3:53:57 AM  
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2022-09-25 3:55:57 AM  

common sense is an oxymoron: dildo tontine: https://slate.com/culture/2020/05/donald-trump-baseball-high-school-nyma.html

Paywall-free synopsis:

http://joyofsox.blogspot.com/2020/05/donald-trumps-baseball-career-slate.html


From this article: "Trump was sent to NYMA when he was 13. It was a rude awakening. Trump had been raised with a chef and chauffeur, and was shocked by this strict, abrasive, and intensely physical environment. Scuffles and fights were common. Trump allegedly got into an argument with his roommate Ted Levine that got so heated he tried to throw Levine out of a second-story window." [emphasis mine]

It looks like he began his training with the Russian spy agencies at a very early age.
 
2022-09-25 3:57:57 AM  
 
2022-09-25 3:59:12 AM  

duppy: He's still not gonna let you suck him off, Nick


He might, if the price is right
 
2022-09-25 4:02:03 AM  
It's just a competition with other cultists to see who can tell the biggest lies.
 
2022-09-25 4:03:50 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

tomtomorrow: the cult of personality stuff is so utterly bizarre https://t.co/H76T6gkVSe


Dear leader was born upon a mountain where unicorns dragons appeared as a rainbow emerge from behind the clouds. And all the gods in heaven to come down to lay their crowns beside baby Donald Trump.
 
2022-09-25 4:05:02 AM  
This is so stupid on the evil side I'll try to balance your life out by posting a stupid on the good side .gif of cut Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse:

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2022-09-25 4:05:44 AM  
Hey Nick, if Donnie was the only player on the team he still wouldn't be the best player on it.
 
2022-09-25 4:09:12 AM  
How could he play baseball with bone spurs?
 
2022-09-25 4:10:14 AM  
I already knew this. Another one that most folks are usually not aware of is that Trump was a master yodeler. The man would yodel his way into the biggliest real estate deals on the east coast. They made him knock that shiat off when he was interested in a new life as a politician, but Trump found ways of keeping it a secret. He would hide audio tapes and yodelific lyrics among classified top secret documents. He kept a close eye on these boxes of documents and yodels all of the way through his presidency and up to when the election was stolen from him. He was unprepared to find a new hiding place for his yodeling work, so... well... you know the rest. Yes, he brought it all to Mar-a-laga hee hee hoo. The the FBI-a-lee-ho hooo got all uppity and here's where we are.
 
2022-09-25 4:10:23 AM  
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2022-09-25 4:13:44 AM  
He also got 18 holes-in-one the first time he played golf.
 
2022-09-25 4:14:00 AM  
Strongmen dictators always have ridiculous mythologies built up around them, it's part of how that whole thing... works. It's particularly obvious in a place like North Korea where it's firmly entrenched into their entire society, but any time you get a dictator like this, it's there.
 
2022-09-25 4:15:40 AM  

Alphax: It's just a competition with other cultists to see who can tell the biggest lies.


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2022-09-25 4:19:02 AM  

Ghastly: He also got 18 holes-in-one the first time he played golf.


He was 5 years old.
 
2022-09-25 4:20:10 AM  
This is beyond mental illness, these things should not even be considered homo-sapiens. Maybe homo-stupidous?
 
2022-09-25 4:21:25 AM  

mrshowrules: Everyone knows Trump's real game was Tennis.

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2022-09-25 4:25:03 AM  
Republicans still supporting him after a coup that THEY WERE GONNA DIE IN and their colleagues helped plan is a bigger brain warp than a bunch of meat heads playing stickball wanting a rich real estate slumlord's kid around. He probably had the good coke and highest class escorts in the rolodex
 
2022-09-25 4:27:53 AM  

major hatred: Original: Original Tweet:
tomtomorrow: the cult of personality stuff is so utterly bizarre https://t.co/H76T6gkVSe

Dear leader was born upon a mountain where unicorns dragons appeared as a rainbow emerge from behind the clouds. And all the gods in heaven to come down to lay their crowns beside baby Donald Trump.


I was really hoping they summoned the unicorns and then took their hats off for some military style unofficial corrective discipline

/you're damn right I'd order the Code Orange!
 
2022-09-25 4:27:55 AM  
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2022-09-25 4:28:28 AM  

FatherChaos: mrshowrules: Everyone knows Trump's real game was Tennis.

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The fingers are way too long.
 
2022-09-25 4:29:00 AM  

FatherChaos: mrshowrules: Everyone knows Trump's real game was Tennis.

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Amazing how well the sight of a red baseball hat now acts as an instant boner killer for me, even when it's on someone theoretically attractive
 
2022-09-25 4:30:59 AM  
That's Kim jong un level horse shiat and it's farking gross.
 
2022-09-25 4:40:01 AM  

duppy: He's still not gonna let you suck him off, Nick


Pretty sure he just went and did it anyway.
 
2022-09-25 4:41:57 AM  
Shut up worm tongue
 
2022-09-25 4:44:37 AM  
Wait. Is touching your prostate wit a baseball bat a "hit"? Dude might be Ted Williams
 
2022-09-25 5:04:24 AM  
Jesus... There's stroking someone's ego, then there's fellating their ego...

And then there's... erm... whatever the fark this is... Is... is this a desperate plea... for his husbando to knock him up...?

*shudders*
 
2022-09-25 5:08:26 AM  
He's a right hander who couldn't hit, yet he played first base?
He's talented at embellishing things. This is known.
 
2022-09-25 5:09:45 AM  

Iczer: Jesus... There's stroking someone's ego, then there's fellating their ego...

And then there's... erm... whatever the fark this is... Is... is this a desperate plea... for his husbando to knock him up...?

*shudders*


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It's nothing new.  Just dictator shiat
 
2022-09-25 5:15:09 AM  

Jesus McSordid: This is some North Korean shiat.


That was the first thing I thought of. We've reached "18 hole-in-ones the first time he played golf" propaganda level.
 
2022-09-25 5:16:24 AM  
how many people actually believe it?
 
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