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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)   Brad Keselowski chose now to finally start running well, and starts on the inside post as the Round of 12 begins. It's the Autotrader EchoPark Automotive 500 from Texas, live at 3:30 PM ET on USA   (jayski.com) divider line
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2022-09-25 3:01:34 PM  
 
2022-09-25 3:05:28 PM  
Alright.  For my Fantasy team to dig itself out of the dirt, I need KKKyle to win.

As always, y'all are good with this, right?

If only he'd said 'negro'...
 
2022-09-25 3:23:46 PM  
Until my football game is over, I will only be following the race here.  I want maximum clown shoes.

So, without further adieu....
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2022-09-25 3:26:43 PM  

emonk: Alright.  For my Fantasy team to dig itself out of the dirt, I need KKKyle to win.

As always, y'all are good with this, right?

If only he'd said 'negro'...


I hope your fantasy team causes him to find the wall in turn one of lap one, and stop moving immediately afterwards.  Repeat for the following two races after today.
 
2022-09-25 3:27:21 PM  
Ok, now that the 18 has been needlessly eliminated, can we finally get all idols targeting the 5 car?
 
2022-09-25 3:30:07 PM  

Warmachine999: Until my football game is over, I will only be following the race here.  I want maximum clown shoes.


Traditionally boring track.   But the only big one I've been on.  Twice.

Atlanta with different sunset.
 
2022-09-25 3:32:59 PM  

emonk: Warmachine999: Until my football game is over, I will only be following the race here.  I want maximum clown shoes.

Traditionally boring track.   But the only big one I've been on.  Twice.

Atlanta with different sunset.


Atlanta races completely different now
 
2022-09-25 3:33:01 PM  

bluorangefyre: emonk: Alright.  For my Fantasy team to dig itself out of the dirt, I need KKKyle to win.

As always, y'all are good with this, right?

If only he'd said 'negro'...

I hope your fantasy team causes him to find the wall in turn one of lap one, and stop moving immediately afterwards.  Repeat for the following two races after today.


Out of Elliotts.  Appreciate the feedback though.  Friend.
 
2022-09-25 3:34:13 PM  
What's T-Mobile got against Nebraska?
 
2022-09-25 3:39:11 PM  

Fireproof: What's T-Mobile got against Nebraska?


I brought this up before, lol
 
2022-09-25 3:40:16 PM  
Good anthem, but it would get old fast if they kept doing it.

Possibly the best command I've ever seen.
 
2022-09-25 3:44:42 PM  

The Bestest: Fireproof: What's T-Mobile got against Nebraska?

I brought this up before, lol


My bet is along the line of ATT and Verizon wrote legislation for the Nebraska legislatre that the excluded competitors. Like call the Cell Coverage for all Nebraskans Act
 
2022-09-25 3:44:55 PM  
Meanwhile, 'casm has been trying to back out of drinking pancake batter, due to RFK's recent success.
 
2022-09-25 3:45:41 PM  

RankStranger: The Bestest: Fireproof: What's T-Mobile got against Nebraska?

I brought this up before, lol

My bet is along the line of ATT and Verizon wrote legislation for the Nebraska legislatre that the excluded competitors. Like call the Cell Coverage for all Nebraskans Act


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2022-09-25 3:46:08 PM  

The Bestest: Fireproof: What's T-Mobile got against Nebraska?

I brought this up before, lol


Long answer from Reddit:

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2022-09-25 3:46:33 PM  

emonk: bluorangefyre: emonk: Alright.  For my Fantasy team to dig itself out of the dirt, I need KKKyle to win.

As always, y'all are good with this, right?

If only he'd said 'negro'...

I hope your fantasy team causes him to find the wall in turn one of lap one, and stop moving immediately afterwards.  Repeat for the following two races after today.

Out of Elliotts.  Appreciate the feedback though.  Friend.


Also need Denny to lose.  Any issues with that?  Yet?
 
2022-09-25 3:48:04 PM  

emonk: emonk: bluorangefyre: emonk: Alright.  For my Fantasy team to dig itself out of the dirt, I need KKKyle to win.

As always, y'all are good with this, right?

If only he'd said 'negro'...

I hope your fantasy team causes him to find the wall in turn one of lap one, and stop moving immediately afterwards.  Repeat for the following two races after today.

Out of Elliotts.  Appreciate the feedback though.  Friend.

Also need Denny to lose.  Any issues with that?  Yet?


The 5 first.
 
2022-09-25 3:48:21 PM  

emonk: emonk: bluorangefyre: emonk: Alright.  For my Fantasy team to dig itself out of the dirt, I need KKKyle to win.

As always, y'all are good with this, right?

If only he'd said 'negro'...

I hope your fantasy team causes him to find the wall in turn one of lap one, and stop moving immediately afterwards.  Repeat for the following two races after today.

Out of Elliotts.  Appreciate the feedback though.  Friend.

Also need Denny to lose.  Any issues with that?  Yet?


Denny losing is something I never have an issue with
 
2022-09-25 3:53:13 PM  

RankStranger: emonk: emonk: bluorangefyre: emonk: Alright.  For my Fantasy team to dig itself out of the dirt, I need KKKyle to win.

As always, y'all are good with this, right?

If only he'd said 'negro'...

I hope your fantasy team causes him to find the wall in turn one of lap one, and stop moving immediately afterwards.  Repeat for the following two races after today.

Out of Elliotts.  Appreciate the feedback though.  Friend.

Also need Denny to lose.  Any issues with that?  Yet?

Denny losing is something I never have an issue with


So we all good.  Here we go...
 
2022-09-25 3:53:22 PM  
Go Bubba or Suarez. Wreck the 5
 
2022-09-25 4:01:39 PM  
Bubba had to pit for something and now dead last boo
 
2022-09-25 4:14:46 PM  
Speed on the pit lane Denny.. you know you want to
 
2022-09-25 4:19:07 PM  
Let's get some Kyle on Kyle wrecking here
 
2022-09-25 4:19:23 PM  
What caused that caution?
 
2022-09-25 4:19:47 PM  

Fireproof: What caused that caution?


Truex spin and backed into the wall
 
2022-09-25 4:20:31 PM  

Fireproof: What caused that caution?


Truex spun
 
2022-09-25 4:20:34 PM  

Fireproof: What caused that caution?


The wrong Toyota spun I think.  I had just walked in from tossing the ball for Axle
 
2022-09-25 4:21:57 PM  
Wrong Kyle
 
2022-09-25 4:22:19 PM  
One of the right Toy's wrecked.  Now it's time for the 11 to do the needful and wreck
 
2022-09-25 4:22:19 PM  
Yes Rowdy meets wall. Practice for RCR
 
2022-09-25 4:24:39 PM  
You would think that since I now work for a Toyota dealer parts department, I would be more brand loyal.  But nope.
 
2022-09-25 4:25:05 PM  

Snaps: Wrong Kyle


Rowdy Wrecking is always Right
 
2022-09-25 4:25:40 PM  
No Waffle House customers picked Shrub for the win.   Good call guys.
 
2022-09-25 4:29:36 PM  
we haven't had a decent Spinhouse in awhile
 
2022-09-25 4:31:13 PM  

emonk: No Waffle House customers picked Shrub for the win.   Good call guys.


In fact, 5 votes for Other Kyle  I'm not alone.

3 for Denny, A couple for for Chase, a Blaney too.

No love for Wrecky.
 
2022-09-25 4:34:10 PM  

emonk: couple for for Chase,


Yes, Sunday wastage.  Gonna go outside in the 'phones and be somewhat useful now.
 
2022-09-25 4:36:19 PM  
KyBu clearly not giving a fark until next season.
 
2022-09-25 4:37:20 PM  
The 5 is too damn high!
 
2022-09-25 4:43:21 PM  
Bryon's paint reminds me of some Lotus race cars.

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2022-09-25 5:09:50 PM  
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2022-09-25 5:13:58 PM  

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Not hard enough, the 5 still rolls
 
2022-09-25 5:28:07 PM  
I'm home. Why haven't there been any appropriate smitings?
 
2022-09-25 5:29:10 PM  

QueenMamaBee: I'm home. Why haven't there been any appropriate smitings?


The 18 is appropriately smited
 
2022-09-25 5:29:47 PM  

RankStranger: QueenMamaBee: I'm home. Why haven't there been any appropriate smitings?

The 18 is appropriately smited


Ooh. Thank you!
 
2022-09-25 5:31:42 PM  

RankStranger: QueenMamaBee: I'm home. Why haven't there been any appropriate smitings?

The 18 is appropriately smited


But we still need to get the 5.
 
2022-09-25 5:32:13 PM  
en fuego!
 
2022-09-25 5:32:46 PM  
That was definitely not a smiting I requested
 
2022-09-25 5:33:52 PM  
Where are the fire extinguishers!
 
2022-09-25 5:36:04 PM  
they must've spilled a lot of gas
 
2022-09-25 5:42:59 PM  
For Whom The Bell Tolls (Remastered)
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/Fark, he was my B1 fantasy pick...
 
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