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(PennLive)   Pennsylvania town sees uptick in reports of "nude male night walkers"   (pennlive.com) divider line
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2022-09-25 12:52:05 AM  
I think it is time for Pennsylvania to have their own FARK tag, and I live in that state.
 
2022-09-25 12:54:12 AM  
Don't look, Ethel! DON'T LOOK!
 
2022-09-25 1:24:57 AM  
https://laughingsquid.com/nine-naked-men-would-cause-a-heap-of-trouble/

NSFW
 
2022-09-25 2:00:36 AM  
"Welcome to the Land of OZ!"
 
2022-09-25 3:18:29 AM  
No Weeners tag, subby? For shame.
 
2022-09-25 3:21:27 AM  
Occam's Razor dictates that the town is suffering from a werebeast infestation.
 
2022-09-25 3:24:15 AM  
Night walking deserves a quiet night.

I'm not sure all these people understand.
 
2022-09-25 3:26:40 AM  
Sorry guys. I had a surplus of PTO hours
 
2022-09-25 3:28:25 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Occam's Razor dictates that the town is suffering from a werebeast infestation.


Could be addled feral vampires, best not to assume, pack for both
 
2022-09-25 3:29:36 AM  

kittyhas1000legs: https://laughingsquid.com/nine-naked-men-would-cause-a-heap-of-trouble/

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In their defense, most of the world's trouble has been caused by fully clothed men.
 
2022-09-25 3:32:49 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: backhand.slap.of.reason: Occam's Razor dictates that the town is suffering from a werebeast infestation.

Could be addled feral vampires, best not to assume, pack for both


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2022-09-25 3:33:38 AM  

BlazeTrailer: Sorry guys. I had a surplus of PTO hours


Wish I did. Burned through all mine when Mom got sick
 
2022-09-25 3:38:05 AM  
Have you tried to sleep in hard curlers?  You'd walk around until you were beyond exhausted too.
 
2022-09-25 3:39:02 AM  
Were they naked or nekkid? There's a difference.
 
2022-09-25 3:51:26 AM  
is the uptick from 0 to 1 ?
 
2022-09-25 4:12:44 AM  

Sum Dum Gai: kittyhas1000legs: https://laughingsquid.com/nine-naked-men-would-cause-a-heap-of-trouble/

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In their defense, most of the world's trouble has been caused by fully clothed men.


There are a few outliers, though.
 
2022-09-25 4:20:44 AM  

Raoul Eaton: Sum Dum Gai: kittyhas1000legs: https://laughingsquid.com/nine-naked-men-would-cause-a-heap-of-trouble/

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In their defense, most of the world's trouble has been caused by fully clothed men.

There are a few outliers, though.


That guy...

/General Farking Schizophrenia more like
 
2022-09-25 4:26:00 AM  
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\wanted for questioning
 
2022-09-25 4:28:20 AM  

Spiritual Pagan: BlazeTrailer: Sorry guys. I had a surplus of PTO hours

Wish I did. Burned through all mine when Mom got sick


Gzus. You are a saint. She shoulda used her own.
 
2022-09-25 4:30:14 AM  

kittyhas1000legs: https://laughingsquid.com/nine-naked-men-would-cause-a-heap-of-trouble/

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Thanks Kit - that was hilarious and made the point without getting preachy
 
2022-09-25 4:40:06 AM  

Sum Dum Gai: Night walking deserves a quiet night.

I'm not sure all these people understand.


.. and now that farking song is in my head.
 
2022-09-25 5:08:59 AM  
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2022-09-25 5:26:00 AM  
Do you wear shoes when out on a nude night walk?  Seems like it would be hard to run from the cops without shoes.
 
2022-09-25 5:34:35 AM  

algman: Do you wear shoes when out on a nude night walk?  Seems like it would be hard to run from the cops without shoes.


Heh - doubt it's a serious question but apparently the answer is yes.  Talked to several cops that had to deal with The Streak in various forms and incarnations, they invariably worse socks and shoes except on goon that was in sandals.  I'd imagine most of us not really used to barefooting it around would walk a ways outside and go "Ok no, shoes." and head back right quick

/thankfully there will be no occasion for me to find out
//I don't hate my neighbors that much
///plus there are way too many unnaturally voracious mosquitoes out there
 
2022-09-25 6:23:02 AM  
Nude Male Night Runners is the name of my after dark Daisy's Midnight Runners side project.
 
2022-09-25 6:26:38 AM  

Bslim: Nude Male Night Runners is the name of my after dark Daisy's Midnight Runners side project.


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that was a good one
 
2022-09-25 6:59:39 AM  

Bslim: Nude Male Night Runners is the name of my after dark Daisy's Midnight Runners side project.


Is Daisy's Midnight Runners an all-female Dexys Midnight Runners country cover band?
 
2022-09-25 7:02:18 AM  

algman: Do you wear shoes when out on a nude night walk?  Seems like it would be hard to run from the cops without shoes.


People should because of all the trash bottles, cans, etc thrown all over the place by the general public but depending on how high that person is it's anybodies guess. Honestly this isn't so crazy considering when I was a kid in PA you always heard stories of young Amish running through fields nude and going crazy before they had to choose being Amish or regular people. Seriously how would you spend your last free nights before you couldn't fark around, drink beer, and what not anymore?
 
2022-09-25 7:05:37 AM  
Not even a spacesuit???

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2022-09-25 7:22:45 AM  
William Penn's "holy experiment" in tolerance and welcoming those of different views doesn't include flopping midnight dongs?

"Humility and knowledge in poor clothes excel pride and ignorance in costly attire" Penn said, whilst burning pantaloons.
 
2022-09-25 7:34:50 AM  
For the record, I have never been to Pennsylvania.
 
2022-09-25 7:47:31 AM  
"Nice night for a walk, eh?"

"Nice night."
 
2022-09-25 8:57:07 AM  
"Central" Pennsylvania's Lancaster County begins at the extreme southeast, just two in from Philadelphia County.

I'm now thinking there was no male, no nudity, no night, no walking, no Santa Claus, and certainly no truth in this article.

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2022-09-25 8:59:31 AM  

kittyhas1000legs: https://laughingsquid.com/nine-naked-men-would-cause-a-heap-of-trouble/

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That is friggen hilarious.
 
2022-09-25 9:19:35 AM  

kittyhas1000legs: https://laughingsquid.com/nine-naked-men-would-cause-a-heap-of-trouble/

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Haha, this is worse and funnier than the Bird Box apocalypse.
 
2022-09-25 10:02:35 AM  
A naked night walker?
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2022-09-25 10:25:39 AM  
Amish ?
 
2022-09-25 11:09:27 AM  
Penn Township? More like Penis Township...
 
2022-09-25 11:17:09 AM  

alechemist: Amish ?


Shumthing is definitively amish down there!

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2022-09-25 11:30:21 AM  
shiat's farked here in PA, yo.  Expect general weirdness & mayhem as we all descend from Poverty into Extreme Poverty while our good Commonwealth leaders continue to leech us dry.

That said, Lancaster county is usually a bit behind the curve - that is, they seem to usually have their shiat halfway together.  I was able to get my COVID shots there a full month before my own county got its arse in gear, for example.  So it's a bit surprising to see this sort of thing there.

Elsewhere?  Yeah, most municipalities (that still have their own cops) small enough to not have a big gang problem spend their police hours on the rash of vandalism as the drunks all walk home over the weekend, smashing whatever looks fun to break as they pass through the neighborhood.  That's literally the most common "excitement" in most parts of PA.  That or a buggy accident...
 
2022-09-25 11:50:54 AM  

thamike: "Nice night for a walk, eh?"

"Nice night."


"Nothing clean, right"
 
2022-09-25 12:31:07 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: William Penn's "holy experiment" in tolerance and welcoming those of different views doesn't include flopping midnight dongs?

"Humility and knowledge in poor clothes excel pride and ignorance in costly attire" Penn said, whilst burning pantaloons.


Flopping Midnight Dongs is my Pete...no, nevermind.
 
2022-09-25 2:03:24 PM  
"Pennsylvania town sees uptick in reports of "nude male night walkers" "

Worst Steely Dan album ever.
 
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