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(Lifehacker)   Claire is NOT putting any mayo in the egg scramble, thank you very much....she discovered mustard today   (lifehacker.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Egg yolk, Scrambled eggs, Mayonnaise, Egg, Dijon, The Egg, Teaspoon, Mustard  
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424 clicks; posted to Food » on 25 Sep 2022 at 2:25 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-24 9:36:42 PM  
where is the real CLAIRE and what have you done to her, lifehacker?

even alton brown has been known to put mayo in the egg scramble!

https://www.cookingchanneltv.com/recipes/alton-brown/a-scary-good-scramble-reloaded-8582045
 
2022-09-25 4:53:57 AM  
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2022-09-25 5:44:19 AM  
which has quite literally blown my mind just now

Put down the eggs and seek medical attention.

/The mustard does sound like a nice touch.
 
2022-09-25 5:48:35 AM  
She's really taking her "deconstructed deviled eggs" all the way.

I'm still waiting for her to post her gains report.
 
2022-09-25 5:50:22 AM  

MrBallou: which has quite literally blown my mind just now

Put down the eggs and seek medical attention.

/The mustard does sound like a nice touch.


But her mind is blown! How can her body function in such a way?!

Terry Crews In Old Spice Commercial Blown Mind
Youtube A_lcLgFvlgA
 
2022-09-25 10:32:39 AM  

Axeofjudgement: She's really taking her "deconstructed deviled eggs" all the way.

I'm still waiting for her to post her gains report.


the day claire became too lazy to mash an egg yolk for a deviled egg was the day i mourned her as a permanent lost cause.

and i don't believe her powerlifter claims, much.

but i will still try these dijon eggs soon, perhaps with a little mayo instead of cream so i can say i've "hacked" a claire/AB mashup recipe!
 
2022-09-25 12:11:01 PM  
so has anyone figured out which modmin is claire?   lord help us if she starts a twitter account
 
2022-09-25 12:40:04 PM  
I made the eggs. They are, in fact, yummy 😋

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2022-09-25 12:50:32 PM  
i whisked 3 eggs with a little dijon, an equal amount of mayo, a tiny splash of half and half, and a sprinkle of everglades seasoning (spices and MSG) and they taste very good, coming from a person who usually only makes easy-over eggs. my scramble lacks cheese but is very moist and fluffy, you'd never pick out the dijon as an individual flavor, but the net effect is very nice.

so i've gotta grudgingly give this one to ms. lower and her tiktok friend, yikes!
 
2022-09-25 1:16:01 PM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: so has anyone figured out which modmin is claire?   lord help us if she starts a twitter account


bad news, she's been on twitter for years. i learned this when i googled her name with the word "birthday" trying to figure out how she could have been drinking martinis in the 90s. she was born in 1986, so yeah.....

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2022-09-25 2:53:45 PM  

luna1580: Thank You Black Jesus!: so has anyone figured out which modmin is claire?   lord help us if she starts a twitter account

bad news, she's been on twitter for years. i learned this when i googled her name with the word "birthday" trying to figure out how she could have been drinking martinis in the 90s. she was born in 1986, so yeah.....

[Fark user image image 557x511]


Yay we're the same age.

At least I pull it off better? 🤣🤣
 
2022-09-25 5:29:08 PM  

Axeofjudgement: luna1580: Thank You Black Jesus!: so has anyone figured out which modmin is claire?   lord help us if she starts a twitter account

bad news, she's been on twitter for years. i learned this when i googled her name with the word "birthday" trying to figure out how she could have been drinking martinis in the 90s. she was born in 1986, so yeah.....

[Fark user image image 557x511]

Yay we're the same age.

At least I pull it off better? 🤣🤣


You do indeed! With style to spare
🤣🍻
 
2022-09-26 12:33:27 AM  

luna1580: Axeofjudgement: She's really taking her "deconstructed deviled eggs" all the way.

I'm still waiting for her to post her gains report.

the day claire became too lazy to mash an egg yolk for a deviled egg was the day i mourned her as a permanent lost cause.

and i don't believe her powerlifter claims, much.

but i will still try these dijon eggs soon, perhaps with a little mayo instead of cream so i can say i've "hacked" a claire/AB mashup recipe!


"You got your deviled eggs in my peanut butter!"

"No, YOU got your peanut butter in my deviled eggs!"

And thus, a new M&M flavor was born...
 
2022-09-26 12:44:09 PM  

olrasputin: luna1580: Axeofjudgement: She's really taking her "deconstructed deviled eggs" all the way.

I'm still waiting for her to post her gains report.

the day claire became too lazy to mash an egg yolk for a deviled egg was the day i mourned her as a permanent lost cause.

and i don't believe her powerlifter claims, much.

but i will still try these dijon eggs soon, perhaps with a little mayo instead of cream so i can say i've "hacked" a claire/AB mashup recipe!

"You got your deviled eggs in my peanut butter!"

"No, YOU got your peanut butter in my deviled eggs!"

And thus, a new M&M flavor was born...


AB not PB, silly 😜
 
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