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(YouTube)   SpaceX attempts to launch 52 more of those crazy StarLink satellites. Coming to you live from Cape Canaveral Space Force Station at 7:32 p.m. ET. Join the party, oontz at T-5:00   (youtube.com) divider line
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2022-09-24 9:11:33 PM  
5 votes:

OhioUGrad: Yay space junk that will last at most 5 years before leaving its orbit, while causing issues for telescopes and the like so some people can get dial-up speed from satellites.

Next time, launch ol' Musky into space.

Much progress, such win.


We should have Biden EO the end of starlink.  Have him EO that all non essential says be deorbited or shot down.  Essential sats would be telescopes and earthscopes.  And US military sats.  Everything else must be eliminated.

If the elites want fast comms have them put fiber everywhere.  Including the places they said they would but then just stole the money through shenanigans.

Problem solved.
 
2022-09-24 8:49:40 PM  
4 votes:
Yay space junk that will last at most 5 years before leaving its orbit, while causing issues for telescopes and the like so some people can get dial-up speed from satellites.

Next time, launch ol' Musky into space.

Much progress, such win.
 
2022-09-24 7:28:51 PM  
2 votes:
DON'T RETRACT THE ERECTOR!

wait four hours
 
2022-09-24 7:47:50 PM  
2 votes:
And my internet connection gets stronger!!! 
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2022-09-24 7:19:52 PM  
1 vote:
Hope it's more exciting than that launch an hour ago. [eyeroll.gif]
 
2022-09-24 7:42:17 PM  
1 vote:
Very nice. Will watch again.
 
2022-09-24 10:41:20 PM  
1 vote:

AmbassadorBooze: OhioUGrad: Yay space junk that will last at most 5 years before leaving its orbit, while causing issues for telescopes and the like so some people can get dial-up speed from satellites.

Next time, launch ol' Musky into space.

Much progress, such win.

We should have Biden EO the end of starlink.  Have him EO that all non essential says be deorbited or shot down.  Essential sats would be telescopes and earthscopes.  And US military sats.  Everything else must be eliminated.

If the elites want fast comms have them put fiber everywhere.  Including the places they said they would but then just stole the money through shenanigans.

Problem solved.


S'Matter?  Is Starlink being too useful in keeping Ukraine communicating with the rest of the world, Tovarisch?
 
2022-09-24 10:49:23 PM  
1 vote:

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: AmbassadorBooze: OhioUGrad: Yay space junk that will last at most 5 years before leaving its orbit, while causing issues for telescopes and the like so some people can get dial-up speed from satellites.

Next time, launch ol' Musky into space.

Much progress, such win.

We should have Biden EO the end of starlink.  Have him EO that all non essential says be deorbited or shot down.  Essential sats would be telescopes and earthscopes.  And US military sats.  Everything else must be eliminated.

If the elites want fast comms have them put fiber everywhere.  Including the places they said they would but then just stole the money through shenanigans.

Problem solved.

S'Matter?  Is Starlink being too useful in keeping Ukraine communicating with the rest of the world, Tovarisch?


That's what is military sats should be used for.  And with no Russian sats (since only scopes and US military sats) we could easily nuke the shiat out of Russia.  Like full on hard core annihilation and liquification of the Earth's crust in Russia.

Problem solved.
 
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