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5533 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Sep 2022 at 11:05 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-24 6:22:06 PM  
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2022-09-24 6:26:46 PM  
No!
 
2022-09-24 6:42:40 PM  
Sweet dreams, Russkies.
 
2022-09-24 6:51:08 PM  
GoldenEye - Ending Scene (HD)
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2022-09-24 7:21:26 PM  
Слава нашому Кущику
 
2022-09-24 7:21:35 PM  
There's a Monty Python headline out there just waiting for it's day in the sun, and subby goes with.....something else.
 
2022-09-24 7:32:00 PM  
Oh shiat!

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2022-09-24 7:44:33 PM  
My name is Rodzher the Shrubber. I sell, design, and arrange shrubbery.
 
2022-09-24 7:56:09 PM  
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2022-09-24 8:40:17 PM  

fatassbastard: No!


It's Ni!
 
2022-09-24 8:40:36 PM  
Welcome to LeafyCon.
 
2022-09-24 9:55:40 PM  

BigMax: fatassbastard: No!

It's Ni!


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2022-09-24 10:54:55 PM  
Ni!
 
2022-09-24 11:08:24 PM  

fatassbastard: BigMax: fatassbastard: No!

It's Ni!

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Wow, that joke took a minute to unpack and I admit that I didn't get it at first but the journey was worth it
 
2022-09-24 11:08:46 PM  
You should see the dude who cut down the tallest tree in the forest... with a herring!
 
2022-09-24 11:08:57 PM  
Ah yes, the seasonal migration of the Harfoots.
 
2022-09-24 11:09:16 PM  
They're going to cut down Russians wiiiiith...

A HERRING!
 
2022-09-24 11:09:25 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ni!


Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zu-owly-zhiv
 
2022-09-24 11:09:36 PM  
When the trees start taking Ukrainian the Russian starts sweating.
 
2022-09-24 11:10:33 PM  
NI!

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2022-09-24 11:11:55 PM  

TorpedoOrca: fatassbastard: BigMax: fatassbastard: No!

It's Ni!

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Wow, that joke took a minute to unpack and I admit that I didn't get it at first but the journey was worth it


LeoDtoasting.jyffe
 
2022-09-24 11:13:02 PM  
Clear and Present Danger (1/9) Movie CLIP - Sniper Training (1994) HD
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2022-09-24 11:13:09 PM  
I know we aren't all NATO'ed together yet, but it IS becoming Finnish sniper season.  Just saying.
 
2022-09-24 11:13:10 PM  
The Ents go marching one by one
hooray, hooray...
 
2022-09-24 11:15:59 PM  
"The orc breathes so loud we could have shot him in the f*cking dark."
 
2022-09-24 11:16:29 PM  
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2022-09-24 11:16:49 PM  
Uh-oh. Time to start throwing anyone who was born by C-section out a window.
 
2022-09-24 11:18:27 PM  
 
2022-09-24 11:20:58 PM  
Question: How many actual trees are in that picture?
Answer: None. The ones in the back are Ukrainians on stilts so they look like trees.
 
2022-09-24 11:21:12 PM  
They're too big
 
2022-09-24 11:23:04 PM  
I see Finland sent a guy.

Find all of the Ukrainian snipers in this snow covered landscape.


/s
 
2022-09-24 11:27:02 PM  
I thought this was some Meal Team Six training until I realized everyone there was normal size and the shrubbery camouflage was actually done well.
 
2022-09-24 11:31:23 PM  
They were in the trees, man - in the trees!
 
2022-09-24 11:32:32 PM  
  We are no longer the knights who say na hui...
 
2022-09-24 11:32:51 PM  
I particularly like the two-level effect with the little path running down the middle.
 
2022-09-24 11:33:55 PM  
Thats pretty good camo
 
2022-09-24 11:37:56 PM  
The Ukrainians are getting closer to Finnish levels of bad assery.  What they need now is a tough grandmother setting sniper records.

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2022-09-24 11:39:09 PM  
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2022-09-24 11:40:46 PM  

Priapetic: The Ukrainians are getting closer to Finnish levels of bad assery.  What they need now is a tough grandmother setting sniper records.

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Ukraine already holds the record for most drones taken down with a jar of pickled tomatoes (1).
 
2022-09-24 11:41:50 PM  
Guys, guys, guys, let's do this properly:
"Excuse me! Is there anywhere in this town where we might buy a shrubbery?"
(gasp) "Who sent you?"
"The Snipers Who Say 'Ni!'"
 
2022-09-24 11:42:07 PM  
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2022-09-24 11:51:07 PM  
Mystery of the Entwives solved.
 
2022-09-24 11:52:16 PM  
Lots of Death Knights there...

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2022-09-25 12:08:03 AM  
Clear and Present Danger (1/9) Movie CLIP - Sniper Training (1994) HD
Youtube W4xO0k9LcIU
 
2022-09-25 12:20:58 AM  
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2022-09-25 12:33:44 AM  
A lesson on how not to be seen.
 
2022-09-25 12:34:37 AM  
Was I the only one expecting them to all start dancing?

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2022-09-25 12:43:12 AM  
How to recognize trees:

No. 1: The Ukrainian.
 
2022-09-25 12:46:24 AM  

kb7rky: NI!

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I have heard the word "Ni" before, but what is it? Can someone tell me what it is?

;-)
 
2022-09-25 12:57:31 AM  
You're a Hedge
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