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(BBC-US)   North Korea, look, the Sea of Japan just isn't into you. You don't need to keep impressing it   (bbc.com) divider line
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2022-09-24 6:08:50 PM  
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2022-09-24 6:47:54 PM  
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2022-09-24 7:33:22 PM  
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2022-09-24 10:55:31 PM  
I wonder what would happen if Japan fired missiles at the Sea of Japan?  Maybe inch it closer to the East Korea Bay?
 
2022-09-24 10:56:38 PM  
Someone wants attention again
 
2022-09-24 11:12:20 PM  
He could sign up to fight for Russia. Russian chicks would be impressed.
 
2022-09-25 12:21:48 AM  
Towards the Sea of Japan? Did they miss?
 
2022-09-25 12:29:24 AM  
BREAKING: The missile
 
2022-09-25 12:30:30 AM  
NK is China's financial fraud clearing house.
 
2022-09-25 12:31:24 AM  
feed your people, idiot
 
2022-09-25 12:40:07 AM  
Putin: "Hey, those weapons we're, uh, 'borrowing' from you ... some of them are ... how do we put this? Um, not very effective."

Un: "Hey, you built them. And it's your guys who are running awa-"

Putin: "Yeah yeah yeah, anyhow, any chance you could test one or two out for us to make sure they work?"

Un: "If you put it that way, say no more."
 
2022-09-25 12:40:07 AM  
Go ahead and piss off Godzilla
 
2022-09-25 12:50:32 AM  
Lil' Kim was sad that people are more interested in the Queen's corpse, and Putin's farkery than him. Aaaaw.
 
2022-09-25 12:52:37 AM  
So, do you think all the missiles that Putin is buying from 'Best Mayonnaise' Korea will also strike the Sea of Japan?
 
2022-09-25 12:54:15 AM  
I wonder if the rumors about China have something to do with the timing.
 
2022-09-25 12:57:38 AM  
You know who else regularly wages war on the ocean?
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2022-09-25 1:00:05 AM  
Well if the North Koreans are getting the big fireworks out already I guess the famine this winter is going to be one to remember.
 
2022-09-25 1:01:22 AM  
In other war mongering news, my neighbor and I fired several dozen rounds of 12 gauge ammo in our forest. Always a huge competition. He's got a Benelli, I've got a Remington. In the end, we've probably destroyed more shiat than Lil Kim in her lifetime.
 
2022-09-25 1:39:22 AM  
I feel like at the rate we are pissing off the Sea of Japan it will eventually call for a coalition effort to calm it the dark back down.
 
2022-09-25 2:14:47 AM  
The hunger hallucinations have to be making Kim look like a big hamburger or chicken leg by now to some North Korean sucker.
 
2022-09-25 2:18:29 AM  

Ivo Shandor: You know who else regularly wages war on the ocean?
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Only a couple times a year..Not like Kimmy Baby that's constantly firing crap at the Sea of Japan..
We hear about the missile launches, but they also regularly fire artillery and MLRs and crap too..
There is a rocky outcrop island they like to shoot at pretty regularly..
 
2022-09-25 2:30:06 AM  
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2022-09-25 4:08:03 AM  
Well from their perpective they are firing into the Sea of Korea, which is what the Sea of Japan is called in North-Korea.  South-Korea prefers the more neutral "East-Sea".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_of_Japan_naming_dispute
 
2022-09-25 4:13:42 AM  
If you're going to pick a target you can't miss/piss off, I guess an ocean/sea is a good target.

Might encourage the marine life to cooperate and mount a defensive at some point.  I'd pay good money to watch that at that point.
 
2022-09-25 5:55:16 AM  
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It's an older meme, sir.
 
2022-09-25 7:06:42 AM  

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2022-09-25 9:28:33 AM  
While I know it isn't a good idea, I think firing a ballistic missile (with no warhead) into Pyongyang as close to The Inflated Leader as possible might make a point that needs to be made.
 
2022-09-25 9:52:46 AM  
Why does Best Korea hate fish so badly?
 
2022-09-25 10:11:27 AM  

Percise1: While I know it isn't a good idea, I think firing a ballistic missile (with no warhead) into Pyongyang as close to The Inflated Leader as possible might make a point that needs to be made.


Send the Warner Bros rocket that has a robotic trombone and bass drum pop out and play while it raises a flag to claim North Korea for Earth.
 
2022-09-25 10:30:14 AM  
They keep making bigger misses but the sea is never satisfied.
 
2022-09-25 10:53:13 AM  
The Sea of Japan, when reached for comment, said "That was a missile? It felt like a bugbite."
 
2022-09-25 11:48:48 AM  
Wait, their shortest range missle is named, "Nodong"?  I guess it makes sense!

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2022-09-25 12:39:19 PM  
"Suspected" ballistic missile? Can we not tell? Maybe it was just a really big model rocket.
 
2022-09-25 2:53:29 PM  
Maybe they are trying to build fake islands to claim territory. Works for China.
 
2022-09-26 12:33:07 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Ivo Shandor: You know who else regularly wages war on the ocean?
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Only a couple times a year..Not like Kimmy Baby that's constantly firing crap at the Sea of Japan..
We hear about the missile launches, but they also regularly fire artillery and MLRs and crap too..
There is a rocky outcrop island they like to shoot at pretty regularly..


To be fair, armies have to practice their craft.  Well, at least well-run armies.  Russia might be showing us the text-book example of how not to maintain a superpower-level army.

Source: blew up lots of government property as a infantryman in the Canadian Forces.  In the '80s, with 7.62mm NATO rounds.  Hefty bullets.

But yah, Kim's being a dick.
 
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