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2022-09-24 5:31:38 PM  
They are just working out their face muscles. Leave them be security fella!
 
2022-09-24 6:40:54 PM  
Dave Franco said his face hurt after doing DeNiro for so long. 
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2022-09-24 6:40:57 PM  
Smiling for hours on end, standing motionless and not even turning your head. Stalin had endless applause, the kings of history endless coddling, and the Gilded Age of Trump has smiling like a X-tian. Cruelty is the point and it is Protean over historic time. They should replace the actors with robots for the love of humanity. Even angels don't have to smile.

Smiling takes few muscles than frowning, but I just don't need the exercise of either.
 
2022-09-24 7:48:31 PM  
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2022-09-24 10:03:57 PM  
I don't like women who smile. Especially ones who who smile creepily. That's even worse.
 
2022-09-25 12:58:06 AM  
:)
 
2022-09-25 1:35:16 AM  
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2022-09-25 2:05:40 AM  

LewDux: [e.snmc.io image 300x292]


not nearly as creepy as

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2022-09-25 2:24:05 AM  
Watched the trailer. I'll see it when it hits streaming though I expect to be the usual slop of jump scares that seems to have taken over horror in the last 15 years or so.
 
2022-09-25 2:41:10 AM  

brantgoose: Smiling for hours on end, standing motionless and not even turning your head. Stalin had endless applause, the kings of history endless coddling, and the Gilded Age of Trump has smiling like a X-tian. Cruelty is the point and it is Protean over historic time. They should replace the actors with robots for the love of humanity. Even angels don't have to smile.

Smiling takes few muscles than frowning, but I just don't need the exercise of either.


There is a reason photos from the 1800s look so stern. Exposure took a few minutes and serious faces are much easier to hold than smiles
 
2022-09-25 2:44:14 AM  

Mugato: I don't like women who smile. Especially ones who who smile creepily. That's even worse.


And to put a fine point on it, smiling during sex is terrible. I'd much prefer them looking horrified. Or the obvios anguish manifestation that comes with questioning your life chiices
 
2022-09-25 2:44:56 AM  

LewDux: [e.snmc.io image 300x292]


Oh goddammit. I'd probably do him/her
 
2022-09-25 3:09:22 AM  

Mugato: I don't like women who smile. Especially ones who who smile creepily. That's even worse.


as a chick who almost never smiles, how you doin'?
 
2022-09-25 3:23:57 AM  
I absolutely love women who have a little snaggletooth. I find it very sexy and appealing.

/I should probably log off now.
 
2022-09-25 3:53:50 AM  
That's figgin hilarious. Also, anyone that's ever taken mushrooms knows that smiling for hours and hours can lead to face and jaw pain. Those actors should be paid well and probably shouldn't take mushrooms for at least the next two weeks.
 
2022-09-25 4:02:30 AM  

Badafuco: I absolutely love women who have a little snaggletooth. I find it very sexy and appealing.

/I should probably log off now.


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2022-09-25 4:17:28 AM  
I saw someone wearing a t-shirt that said something to the effect that they were smiling underneath their mask. That made me smile, but I'm not sure if she could tell.
 
2022-09-25 4:26:39 AM  
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2022-09-25 4:54:30 AM  

LewDux: [e.snmc.io image 300x292]


Yeah, my first thought was
Aphex Twin - Come To Daddy (Director's Cut)
Youtube TZ827lkktYs
 
2022-09-25 4:59:20 AM  

BlazeTrailer: brantgoose: Smiling for hours on end, standing motionless and not even turning your head. Stalin had endless applause, the kings of history endless coddling, and the Gilded Age of Trump has smiling like a X-tian. Cruelty is the point and it is Protean over historic time. They should replace the actors with robots for the love of humanity. Even angels don't have to smile.

Smiling takes few muscles than frowning, but I just don't need the exercise of either.

There is a reason photos from the 1800s look so stern. Exposure took a few minutes and serious faces are much easier to hold than smiles


Not really, people just got bored. Have you ever been at a wedding where every single cousin just had to be in the picture...
 
2022-09-25 5:07:06 AM  

Mugato: I don't like women who smile. Especially ones who who smile creepily. That's even worse.


I call it the Stepford smile

/'cause it is
 
2022-09-25 5:20:08 AM  
Sitting and Smiling #5
Youtube tmrXakd_r6I
 
2022-09-25 5:29:55 AM  

chitownmike: LewDux: [e.snmc.io image 300x292]

Yeah, my first thought was
[YouTube video: Aphex Twin - Come To Daddy (Director's Cut)]


Same
Aphex Twin - Windowlicker (official video) 1080p HD
Youtube UBS4Gi1y_nc
/naughty words
 
2022-09-25 5:36:14 AM  
Reminds me of:
TRUTH OR DARE All Movie Clips + Trailer (2018)
Youtube NZw0kDdwsdY

/about as good as you think it is.
 
2022-09-25 6:20:36 AM  
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2022-09-25 7:11:46 AM  
Anyone who says "smile more" should be beat by a 2x4.

It would actually accomplish what the insufferable busybodies want.

Ear to ear over the concept.
 
2022-09-25 7:16:18 AM  

NathanAllen: Anyone who says "smile more" should be beat by a 2x4.

It would actually accomplish what the insufferable busybodies want.

Ear to ear over the concept.


I suppose if you're a model or in acting it would be a reasonable requirement, but short of that yeah severe beatings are good
 
2022-09-25 7:19:38 AM  
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2022-09-25 8:27:42 AM  
Deap Vally - "Smile More" (Official Lyric Video)
Youtube _PBiEJO-FNI
 
2022-09-25 8:52:35 AM  
Creepy, but the smile at the end of "Pearl" is creepier.
 
2022-09-25 9:12:07 AM  
Adult Wednesday Addams s2e3 Wednesday vs Catcallers
Youtube WlIAhjRwOIE
 
2022-09-25 9:16:14 AM  
Meh. It looks like Jump Scare: the Movie.
 
2022-09-25 9:17:47 AM  

someonelse: Creepy, but the smile at the end of "Pearl" is creepier.


That was some great acting by Mia Goth. You could see really see the desperation and madness.
 
2022-09-25 9:19:17 AM  

baronbloodbath: [YouTube video: Adult Wednesday Addams s2e3 Wednesday vs Catcallers]


Wednesday Addams' creepy smile
Youtube buZZyUBwymA
 
2022-09-25 9:33:51 AM  
I saw the movie "Pearl" yesterday. That extended smile during the end credits was farked as shiat. Mia Goth should get an Oscar nom for her performance, even though this is a horror movie.
 
2022-09-25 9:37:44 AM  
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2022-09-25 9:59:02 AM  
"It's either the sign of a liar or a moron."
- David Mitchell

/ yeah, yeah, I know...Which am I?
 
2022-09-25 10:23:15 AM  
Creepy Smile Filipino
Youtube PMIqlIJNkRA
 
2022-09-25 10:52:19 AM  

BlazeTrailer: brantgoose: Smiling for hours on end, standing motionless and not even turning your head. Stalin had endless applause, the kings of history endless coddling, and the Gilded Age of Trump has smiling like a X-tian. Cruelty is the point and it is Protean over historic time. They should replace the actors with robots for the love of humanity. Even angels don't have to smile.

Smiling takes few muscles than frowning, but I just don't need the exercise of either.

There is a reason photos from the 1800s look so stern. Exposure took a few minutes and serious faces are much easier to hold than smiles


Well, that and often they were propped up dead as photography would steal their souls
 
2022-09-25 10:53:18 AM  
That's an ad.
 
2022-09-25 11:06:29 AM  
Oh an ad.  This is where we're headed, isn't it?  Nothing that is free to look at is worth looking at.
 
2022-09-25 11:11:30 AM  

virulent_loser: Mugato: I don't like women who smile. Especially ones who who smile creepily. That's even worse.

as a chick who almost never smiles, how you doin'?


I'm bored. how are you doing?
 
2022-09-25 11:24:50 AM  

cryinoutloud: Oh an ad.  This is where we're headed, isn't it?  Nothing that is free to look at is worth looking at.


Yeah, we've never seen ads during a game before this.
 
2022-09-25 11:33:30 AM  

My Sober Alt: I saw someone wearing a t-shirt that said something to the effect that they were smiling underneath their mask. That made me smile, but I'm not sure if she could tell.


The trick is to smile with your eyes.  Or just squint.
 
2022-09-25 11:42:08 AM  
Wanna know how I got these scars?
 
2022-09-25 11:50:12 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: someonelse: Creepy, but the smile at the end of "Pearl" is creepier.

That was some great acting by Mia Goth. You could see really see the desperation and madness.


I enjoyed the movie more than I expected to.
 
2022-09-25 12:01:55 PM  

virulent_loser: Badafuco: I absolutely love women who have a little snaggletooth. I find it very sexy and appealing.

/I should probably log off now.

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2022-09-25 12:21:55 PM  
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/Laugh and the world laughs with you....
 
2022-09-25 12:22:58 PM  
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2022-09-25 12:30:04 PM  

Mugato: virulent_loser: Mugato: I don't like women who smile. Especially ones who who smile creepily. That's even worse.

as a chick who almost never smiles, how you doin'?

I'm bored. how are you doing?


I'll go with bored as well.
 
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