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(Some Guy)   Now we've done it, Putin is taking personal operational command of the Ukraine war and has ordered Kherson held. Oh Noes   (caliber.az) divider line
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2022-09-24 1:26:09 PM  
Very reminiscent of that 40s guy with his troops in Russia. No lesson learned. History repeats itself.
 
2022-09-24 1:28:08 PM  
Maybe next up Putin should personally lead the charge.

Except he won't, because he's a cowardly thug.
 
2022-09-24 1:40:30 PM  
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BRILLIANT!
 
2022-09-24 2:21:39 PM  
lol, he's definitely reached Downfall levels of desperation. Steiner will save him.
 
2022-09-24 2:27:40 PM  
"Sir! Message from Putin!"
*Commander reads message: "Hold Kherson, no matter what."*
Looks up. "Well, there it is Lieutenant, the dumbest thing I have read all day."
 
2022-09-24 3:08:10 PM  
So what are the odds Putin has a personal doctor shooting him up with some sort of special cocktail with at least some of the following:  cocaine, speed, PCP, lithium, ivermectin, extract made from bear testicles, the spice melange, adrenochrome, and possibly dopamine agonists?
 
2022-09-24 4:17:18 PM  
Leading from the Rear. Always popular, that method.
 
2022-09-24 4:22:51 PM  
As soon as he sniffs fresh air, he is dead
 
2022-09-24 4:35:16 PM  
A little boom boom  here, a big boom boom there . Who doesn't like a big arse in life.
 
2022-09-24 4:40:46 PM  
Forward he cried, from the rear.
 
2022-09-24 4:41:15 PM  
Just when you thought the invasion couldn't be more poorly led...
 
2022-09-24 4:43:44 PM  
He should go there on horseback while shirtless. You know, to raise morale.
 
2022-09-24 4:44:10 PM  

Cewley: Very reminiscent of that 40s guy with his troops in Russia. No lesson learned. History repeats itself.


I was going to go more meme-y with it, and ask, "You know who else took personal command of military operations?"
 
2022-09-24 4:45:22 PM  
Know how Hitler tied his shoes? In little Nazis.
 
2022-09-24 4:46:55 PM  

HoratioGates: Cewley: Very reminiscent of that 40s guy with his troops in Russia. No lesson learned. History repeats itself.

I was going to go more meme-y with it, and ask, "You know who else took personal command of military operations?"


Darth Vader?
 
2022-09-24 4:47:24 PM  
I think I hear the cries of ethnic Poles in Kaliningrad! I think NATO should take it over and arrange a vote on restoring it to Poland!

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2022-09-24 4:47:28 PM  
what a man!
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2022-09-24 4:47:52 PM  

gameshowhost: Know how Hitler tied his shoes? In little Nazis.


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2022-09-24 4:48:15 PM  

Amish Tech Support: Forward he cried, from the rear.


I think we all know which one is Pink.
 
2022-09-24 4:48:33 PM  
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2022-09-24 4:48:50 PM  
I sure hope somebody would put Putin near a window or near some stairs already. This war is pointless and only causes misery to everyone involved.
 
2022-09-24 4:48:52 PM  

pehvbot: So what are the odds Putin has a personal doctor shooting him up with some sort of special cocktail with at least some of the following:  cocaine, speed, PCP, lithium, ivermectin, extract made from bear testicles, the spice melange, adrenochrome, and possibly dopamine agonists?


Can you hook a brother up?
 
2022-09-24 4:49:18 PM  
"Putin...has ordered Kherson held."

Damn fine idea, Poots! Damn fine! Weird that no else thought of it before you did but, hey: that's why you're the boss!
 
2022-09-24 4:50:26 PM  
Many of you will die as a result of this.
But that's a price I'm willing to pay
-Signed Vlad.
 
2022-09-24 4:50:53 PM  

no1curr: Maybe next up Putin should personally lead the charge.

Except he won't, because he's a cowardly thug.


The East, the West - everywhere. Everywhere, in all ages it's that one same story over and over, with superficial variations - someone (or some small number of people) who already has everything still wants more and is willing to burn the lives and/or joy of others until they get it, with the society's structure FACILITATING IT.
 
2022-09-24 4:50:56 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: lol, he's definitely reached Downfall levels of desperation. Steiner will save him.


My Tsar... Steiner...

Steiner was fragged by his new conscripts when he told them there were no washing machines left.
 
2022-09-24 4:51:18 PM  
I'm not a fan of war but it does look like fun to push the little thingies around the map table with the thingie-pusher, so I kinda understand.
 
2022-09-24 4:51:29 PM  
I worry that there is a fair chance Putin nukes Kherson once it becomes clear that the Russians cant hold it.
 
2022-09-24 4:53:21 PM  
"Hold Kherson" isn't a choice.

The choice is lose Kherson in an organized or disorganized fashion.
 
2022-09-24 4:54:48 PM  
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2022-09-24 4:55:01 PM  

gameshowhost: Know how Hitler tied his shoes? In little Nazis.


My wife is now screaming at me and threatening firing squad for telling that. Thanks a lot.
 
2022-09-24 4:55:09 PM  
This week on The History Channel's Military Blunders; "The War in Ukraine" ...
 
2022-09-24 4:55:25 PM  
Pretty soon he'll be ordering around divisions that no longer exist.
 
2022-09-24 4:55:53 PM  
"Strategic planning" 🤔

Looks more like Russia is playing Oprah with "and you get a bunch of tanks and munitions that we ran away from."
 
2022-09-24 4:55:59 PM  

Porous Horace: I'm not a fan of war but it does look like fun to push the little thingies around the map table with the thingie-pusher, so I kinda understand.


And if you eat at the giant conference table Putin loves, you can hook the salt from anywhere. It's now a thingie-puller.
 
2022-09-24 4:57:15 PM  

Phil McKraken: pehvbot: So what are the odds Putin has a personal doctor shooting him up with some sort of special cocktail with at least some of the following:  cocaine, speed, PCP, lithium, ivermectin, extract made from bear testicles, the spice melange, adrenochrome, and possibly dopamine agonists?

Can you hook a brother up?


"Mama don't take - my dopamine away..."
 
2022-09-24 4:57:33 PM  
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2022-09-24 4:57:40 PM  
 мать,

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2022-09-24 4:57:54 PM  

pehvbot: So what are the odds Putin has a personal doctor shooting him up with some sort of special cocktail with at least some of the following:  cocaine, speed, PCP, lithium, ivermectin, extract made from bear testicles, the spice melange, adrenochrome, and possibly dopamine agonists?


And METHODIST
 
2022-09-24 4:58:19 PM  

Emposter: I worry that there is a fair chance Putin nukes Kherson once it becomes clear that the Russians cant hold it.


If he launches one single nuke it is the end of him and Russia.
 
2022-09-24 4:59:29 PM  
RIP, Kherson.

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But what a way to go!

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2022-09-24 5:00:13 PM  
Who is in charge of annexing Russia and turning it into a climate change refuge?
If it doesn't get done in the next month or so, we'll have to drag this out til May.
 
2022-09-24 5:00:24 PM  

Emposter: I worry that there is a fair chance Putin nukes Kherson once it becomes clear that the Russians cant hold it.


At the rate they're going it'll have to be hauled in by mule team and set off with a really long fuse.
 
2022-09-24 5:00:55 PM  
Russia and the US trying their hardest to turn Ukraine into Afghanistan 2 for both of their defense industries' profits.
 
2022-09-24 5:01:11 PM  

Cewley: Very reminiscent of that 40s guy with his troops in Russia. No lesson learned. History repeats itself.


And deploying troops right before winter. For some reason this all seems strangely familiar but I can't quite put my finger on it. 🤔
 
2022-09-24 5:02:56 PM  

Emposter: I worry that there is a fair chance Putin nukes Kherson once it becomes clear that the Russians cant hold it.


If he does, Moscow is next.  He knows it, too.

And NATO's nukes still work.
 
2022-09-24 5:03:11 PM  
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2022-09-24 5:04:19 PM  
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2022-09-24 5:05:09 PM  
Putin needs to start working on his insanity defense, otherwise history books are going default to "stupid".
 
2022-09-24 5:05:21 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Porous Horace: I'm not a fan of war but it does look like fun to push the little thingies around the map table with the thingie-pusher, so I kinda understand.

And if you eat at the giant conference table Putin loves, you can hook the salt from anywhere. It's now a thingie-puller.


Wow, they're great!
War or no - I'm gettin' me a thingie-pusher-puller.
 
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