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6635 clicks; posted to Politics » on 24 Sep 2022 at 3:46 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-24 11:46:21 AM  
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2022-09-24 11:49:27 AM  
They have threatened to eat any Democrat trying to vote.
 
2022-09-24 11:50:43 AM  
Bigguns wit guns.
 
2022-09-24 11:52:14 AM  
Well they'll have no problem navigating the mines on the way to the dropbox location
 
2022-09-24 11:56:53 AM  
In Arizona, the far-right paramilitary group, Lions of Liberty, launched what they're calling "Operation: Drop Box." With the help of a supportive sheriff, they "plan on watching the ballot boxes throughout Yavapai County."


Ballot drop boxes are literally no different than USPS blue drop boxes, except you only drop a ballot into the ballot drop box. Why is this so hard to understand? Because they don't want to understand.
 
2022-09-24 12:02:38 PM  
They're going to detain someone for dropping off their spouses ballot at the same time as their own, aren't they? And instead of them getting arrested for kidnapping, the sheriff's deputy is going to laugh it off.

/Assuming that dropping off your spouse's ballot is legal in AZ
 
2022-09-24 12:17:02 PM  
They should call themselves Diabetes and the Fanny packs.
 
2022-09-24 12:17:43 PM  

dildo tontine: They have threatened to eat any Democrat trying to vote.


Looks like they've already started.
 
2022-09-24 12:33:23 PM  
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2022-09-24 12:34:35 PM  
Jesus farking Christ.

Just take a drumstick or Twinkie and toss it to the back of the room when you get to a ballot box.
 
2022-09-24 12:44:26 PM  
Looks like the US needs NATO observers to ensure fair elections.
 
2022-09-24 12:45:14 PM  
UN, not NATO.
 
2022-09-24 12:50:25 PM  
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2022-09-24 1:07:19 PM  
I would think a bunch of fatal myocardial infarctions would be a good ending.

Bunch of fat farking treasonous farkS
 
2022-09-24 1:15:52 PM  
*facepalm*
 
2022-09-24 1:29:23 PM  
Meth Santa and his brother-sons just secured the Golden Corral
 
2022-09-24 1:49:48 PM  
What a bunch of fat farks! Hope those ballot boxes are near Arby's
 
2022-09-24 1:57:19 PM  
Nice to see Gimly and Gloin out and about, meeting new people...
 
2022-09-24 2:11:39 PM  
They put Meal Team Six to shame. Better pick up your game, MT6!
 
2022-09-24 2:14:24 PM  
They'll get bored after 5 minutes and start harassing random brown people in the area.
 
2022-09-24 2:33:48 PM  
Alright.

Starting from the far right and moving left, we have the demolitions guy, the tech guy, the newbie, the crazy one (their Murdock), the leader, the right hand man, and finall, on the far left, the money.

Together they roam the countryside, keeping us safe from terrorist antifa voters.
 
2022-09-24 2:41:10 PM  
AND MY AXE <burp> ...oh gawd... <clutches chest>
 
2022-09-24 2:52:49 PM  
Ladies and gentlemen... the Master Race™
 
2022-09-24 3:07:02 PM  
Are they also doing the Russian referendum in the Ukraine?
 
2022-09-24 3:27:23 PM  
Everybody in AZ has a gun, someone is gonna die
 
2022-09-24 3:34:16 PM  

Man On A Mission: Ladies and gentlemen... the Master Race™


The Master Waddle, maybe
 
2022-09-24 3:48:41 PM  
Well since they all apparently failed the "How to Stand" test, I like our chances.
 
2022-09-24 3:48:53 PM  
Such a healthy democracy we have.
 
2022-09-24 3:50:58 PM  
"Lions of Liberty"?

Good one.

Their understanding of the appearance and demeanor of lions appears to be on par with their understanding of liberty.
 
2022-09-24 3:51:05 PM  
There is no way this doesn't end up with some stupid mofo getting shot.
 
2022-09-24 3:51:06 PM  
It looks like they were sorted by weight for the pic.
 
2022-09-24 3:52:09 PM  
Lions of Liberty

Look kinda secondhand

/ At best
 
2022-09-24 3:52:21 PM  
Is buddy gonna go undercover as an actual drop box?

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2022-09-24 3:52:27 PM  
The feller second from the left looks like he might be trouble in a fist fight. The rest of them, the biggest risk would be them falling on you.
 
2022-09-24 3:53:22 PM  
Can't that just be every headline?
 
2022-09-24 3:53:38 PM  
They've been infiltrated by Russians. I know this because that fat guy on the right is wearing Adidas track pants even though he's never ran anywhere.
 
2022-09-24 3:54:13 PM  

king of vegas: Such a healthy democracy we have.


EXCUSE ME BUT THERE IS A GENTLEMEN'S AGREEMENT THAT IS GOING TO SAVE US ALL
 
2022-09-24 3:54:38 PM  
Is there a way to force succession? Cause I really think we should force the big three (Texas, Flo-da, and Arizona) it can be temporary. Maybe a "you've been a bad state. You go to your room and think about what you've done, you can come out once you appreciate the union and give you your treasoning. They've announced their intention if we wait to shame them it feels like things are gonna get pretty dark.
 
2022-09-24 3:55:09 PM  
This new Oceans 13 reboot looks terrible. Wait, there are only 7 of them?
 
2022-09-24 3:55:20 PM  

RasIanI: Is buddy gonna go undercover as an actual drop box?


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"They said I could be anything I wanted, so I became a drop box."
 
2022-09-24 3:55:32 PM  
fanny pack fascists huh?  OK.
 
2022-09-24 3:55:44 PM  
Why do fascists pick lions when they are obviously inferior to tigers? You could walk right up to a male lion and it wouldn't do shiat.
 
2022-09-24 3:55:59 PM  
The rest of the universe's reaction to these wastes of carbon and calcium.

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2022-09-24 3:56:38 PM  

hobnail: The feller second from the left looks like he might be trouble in a fist fight. The rest of them, the biggest risk would be them falling on you.


To be fair, that is no small hazard.
 
2022-09-24 3:57:10 PM  
They give me lynch mob vibes.
 
2022-09-24 3:58:10 PM  
Wow.  That Twitter feed is some pretty intense propaganda.

That bunch doesn't look very 'military' either.
 
2022-09-24 3:58:40 PM  
You sure that isn't Lynyrd Skynyrd?
 
2022-09-24 3:59:26 PM  

Badmoodman: In Arizona, the far-right paramilitary group, Lions of Liberty, launched what they're calling "Operation: Drop Box." With the help of a supportive sheriff, they "plan on watching the ballot boxes throughout Yavapai County."


Ballot drop boxes are literally no different than USPS blue drop boxes, except you only drop a ballot into the ballot drop box. Why is this so hard to understand? Because they don't want to understand.


They're not actually against the process, itself  -- whoever is organizing this knows very well that they're safe and secure.

What they don't like about it is that it is a form of voting used at a disproportionate rate by Democratic voters -- because, you know, its a smart way to vote to because its less time consuming.

And recent elections have demonstrated just how much Democratic voters use them - they've coined the term "red mirage" to describe how Republican votes show up immediately because they vote in-person at a higher rate -- but then as all the Democratic mail in votes, drop-box votes, get counted *poof!* the GQP lead disappears.

So they don't like that.
 
2022-09-24 3:59:46 PM  
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2022-09-24 4:00:19 PM  
Is that a church? I am sick of this shiat, START YANKING TAX-FREE STATUS!

Also, tens of people there are going to go watch ballot boxes? The minute they approach someone dropping a ballot it becomes a federal crime I believe.
 
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