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(WSVN Miami)   Two men in Florida allegedly argue over whose turn it is at karaoke. What's the worst that could happen?   (wsvn.com) divider line
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2022-09-24 11:49:49 AM  
Shootings are boring. It's Florida. I figured they'd swing alligators or meth addicts at each other
 
2022-09-24 12:31:25 PM  
One of them sings "What's Up" by 4 Non Blondes.
 
2022-09-24 12:33:33 PM  
Cops are interviewing witnesses, hoping someone will sing
 
2022-09-24 12:33:37 PM  
It's Florid so, Death.
 
2022-09-24 1:15:44 PM  
If the victim was going to do Journey, then I can understand. NOBODY wants that song.
 
2022-09-24 1:18:19 PM  
The Young Ones S1E03 Boring Rik Mayall Do any of you lot know
Youtube d_5k0ZK4I7g
 
2022-09-24 2:11:59 PM  
Standing his ground, that's all. Nobody needs to hear "Wake Me Up (Before You Go Go)" ever again .
 
2022-09-24 2:26:31 PM  

roddikinsathome: Standing his ground, that's all. Nobody needs to hear "Wake Me Up (Before You Go Go)" ever again .


CSB. That's the last song on my morning 80s-90s playlist to get me out of bed and pumped for work. The playlist lasts exactly from the moment I walk out the door to the 15-minute bus ride to walking in the office.

It starts with the Top Gun theme song. The last two songs are "I Am the One and Only" and then "Wake Me Up (Before You Go Go)." In the middle, there are songs like AC/DC's "If You Want Blood," The Cult's "She Sells Sanctuary," and Jimmy Eat World's "The Middle."

(The cool thing about wearing a mask is that no one on the bus would see me lip sync.)

People might laugh, but as some with some depression and anxiety, I need that music to get me out of bed and then actually smiling as I get to work.

End CSB.
 
2022-09-24 2:35:33 PM  
Two men in Florida allegedly argue over whose turn it is at karaoke. What's the worst that could happen?
They destroy a perfectly good Laser Disc player?
 
2022-09-24 2:36:35 PM  
Docking to Dokken, Subby.
 
2022-09-24 2:37:02 PM  
He really wanted to sing " I did it my way " ..
 
2022-09-24 2:38:48 PM  
It's "Stand By Your Man" not "Stand Your Ground"
 
2022-09-24 2:41:48 PM  
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Looks like he picked the wrong song...
 
2022-09-24 2:43:49 PM  
Why was it necessary to tell us the ethnicity of the men fighting?
/ Also, "Cars also took damage as bullet holes and damaged glass was seen in the aftermath."
... were seen, not was seen. Subject verb agreement, 7 News.
 
TWX
2022-09-24 2:43:55 PM  
Gangsta-rap should not be performed as karaoke.

Except by this guy:

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/and then only in the sigature 'lounge crooner' style
 
2022-09-24 2:45:33 PM  

roddikinsathome: Standing his ground, that's all. Nobody needs to hear "Wake Me Up (Before You Go Go)" ever again .


bostonguy: roddikinsathome: Standing his ground, that's all. Nobody needs to hear "Wake Me Up (Before You Go Go)" ever again .

CSB. That's the last song on my morning 80s-90s playlist to get me out of bed and pumped for work. The playlist lasts exactly from the moment I walk out the door to the 15-minute bus ride to walking in the office.

It starts with the Top Gun theme song. The last two songs are "I Am the One and Only" and then "Wake Me Up (Before You Go Go)." In the middle, there are songs like AC/DC's "If You Want Blood," The Cult's "She Sells Sanctuary," and Jimmy Eat World's "The Middle."

(The cool thing about wearing a mask is that no one on the bus would see me lip sync.)

People might laugh, but as some with some depression and anxiety, I need that music to get me out of bed and then actually smiling as I get to work.

End CSB.


Harmless fun thing does the job?   Mission accomplished shrug
 
2022-09-24 2:45:43 PM  

Combustion: If the victim was going to do Journey, then I can understand. NOBODY wants that song.


I think he was going to sing Give Me Back My Bullets by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
 
2022-09-24 2:47:41 PM  

nitropissering: Combustion: If the victim was going to do Journey, then I can understand. NOBODY wants that song.

I think he was going to sing Give Me Back My Bullets by Lynyrd Skynyrd.


It was 'Give Me 3 Steps' C'mon
 
2022-09-24 2:48:04 PM  

nitropissering: Combustion: If the victim was going to do Journey, then I can understand. NOBODY wants that song.

I think he was going to sing Give Me Back My Bullets by Lynyrd Skynyrd.


Gimme 3 Steps may have been more appropriate.
 
2022-09-24 2:52:03 PM  
Animals yall, animals.
Or insane human, same thing really.


If higher rank chimp perceives lower rank chimp is not respecting their position, this will lead to an actual test of who is the higher rank chimp.
and if they had a gun this is exactly how it would unfold if the lower rank chimp don't back down and keep to their rank place.


any human behaving this way, is either and lowly unenlightened animal or an insane human, pick one.
 
2022-09-24 2:55:57 PM  
I used to sing karaoke. I honestly thought I sang pretty well, especially after several drinks. Cell phone video ruined that for me.
 
2022-09-24 2:58:11 PM  

PvtStash: Animals yall, animals.
Or insane human, same thing really.


If higher rank chimp perceives lower rank chimp is not respecting their position, this will lead to an actual test of who is the higher rank chimp.
and if they had a gun this is exactly how it would unfold if the lower rank chimp don't back down and keep to their rank place.


any human behaving this way, is either and lowly unenlightened animal or an insane human, pick one.


I think that's an insult to animals, frankly.  They're just assholes
 
2022-09-24 3:06:55 PM  
They each pull out their Katanas?

/dnrtfa
 
2022-09-24 3:09:22 PM  

Hey Nurse!: I used to sing karaoke. I honestly thought I sang pretty well, especially after several drinks. Cell phone video ruined that for me.


Yeah, I did it in my twenties in Boston. I did pretty well without any singing training.

My first CSB claim to fame: I did "Desperado" once and won first place that night at the Black Rose in Faneuil Hall.

When I sat back down with my friend at a table full of random people after the song, the girl next to me put her hand on my leg. Long story short, we went out and had a cigarette and then went off and hooked up out of site outdoors a little bit away.

Second CSB: At a different place, I once did Al Green's "Let's Stay Together." A black guy came up to me afterwards and excitedly gave me a high-five: He said, "You sounded black, man!" (Uh, cool?)

Good times. Can't sing for shiat anymore. Especially since I can't sing well in Hebrew here in Israel.
 
2022-09-24 3:12:56 PM  
Just standing his ground.
 
2022-09-24 3:20:05 PM  
And they DIDN'T resolve this with a dance off???

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2022-09-24 3:28:31 PM  
Singing a bad "My Way" could cost you your life, in some karaoke bars.
 
2022-09-24 3:30:10 PM  

Ambivalence: It's Florid so, Death.


White sandy beaches
Blue ocean water with that breezy salty ocean air
And death
 
2022-09-24 3:32:40 PM  
Undercover Karaoke with Jewel
Youtube rmv1VhrtYRo
 
2022-09-24 3:33:02 PM  

bostonguy: roddikinsathome: Standing his ground, that's all. Nobody needs to hear "Wake Me Up (Before You Go Go)" ever again .

CSB. That's the last song on my morning 80s-90s playlist to get me out of bed and pumped for work. The playlist lasts exactly from the moment I walk out the door to the 15-minute bus ride to walking in the office.

It starts with the Top Gun theme song. The last two songs are "I Am the One and Only" and then "Wake Me Up (Before You Go Go)." In the middle, there are songs like AC/DC's "If You Want Blood," The Cult's "She Sells Sanctuary," and Jimmy Eat World's "The Middle."

(The cool thing about wearing a mask is that no one on the bus would see me lip sync.)

People might laugh, but as some with some depression and anxiety, I need that music to get me out of bed and then actually smiling as I get to work.

End CSB.


You forgot john lennons working class hero
 
2022-09-24 3:34:14 PM  

mikalmd: He really wanted to sing " I did it my way " ..


His way
And then the highway
Into bubbas arms
 
2022-09-24 3:34:46 PM  

Claude Ballse: [i.kfs.io image 500x500]

Looks like he picked the wrong song...


Kill bills browser
 
2022-09-24 3:39:20 PM  
sometimes a dance-off does not end well for some...

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2022-09-24 3:44:23 PM  
Karaoke this and try not to shoot yourself:

william hung- I believe I can fly
Youtube Etp5rQIggIg
 
2022-09-24 3:54:34 PM  
Two men in Florida allegedly argue over whose turn it is at karaoke. What's the worst that could happen?

I came here to guess "Total Eclipse of the Heart" but ya'll have even more karaoke horror stories than I do.
 
2022-09-24 4:00:03 PM  

DRTFA: Why was it necessary to tell us the ethnicity of the men fighting?
/ Also, "Cars also took damage as bullet holes and damaged glass was seen in the aftermath."
... were seen, not was seen. Subject verb agreement, 7 News.


Divide and Conquer works
 
2022-09-24 4:30:39 PM  

Linux_Yes: DRTFA: Why was it necessary to tell us the ethnicity of the men fighting?
/ Also, "Cars also took damage as bullet holes and damaged glass was seen in the aftermath."
... were seen, not was seen. Subject verb agreement, 7 News.

Divide and Conquer works


True
 
2022-09-24 4:31:30 PM  
If this isn't what guns are for, you people would let there be more regulation of you metal cocks.
 
2022-09-24 4:52:33 PM  
They really need to build a thunderdome.
 
2022-09-24 4:57:19 PM  

bostonguy: People might laugh, but as some with some depression and anxiety, I need that music to get me out of bed and then actually smiling as I get to work.

End CSB.


shiatty things happened to me in 2020, and I found myself needing to chaperone my mental health for a time.

Carly Rae Jepson- I really like you
Utah Saints- Something Good
The Script- Something Unreal
phoenix- 1901
Chase & status- can't get enough
singing in the rain (maculate)
Eric prydz- call on me

boom.
also family guy supercut of every time Peter got hit in the nuts with a sack of nickels
and various other funny vids

YMMV  : )
 
2022-09-24 4:58:56 PM  

Lady J: boom.


Good playlist too! :)
 
2022-09-24 5:02:47 PM  

bostonguy: Lady J: boom.

Good playlist too! :)


every one is a shameless, feel good party tune, and my taste does extend [fractionally] more cerebral than that, but... you gotta do what you gotta do
 
2022-09-24 5:46:59 PM  
We used to call that Pee-rine before it got woke
 
2022-09-24 6:18:36 PM  
In their defense, I would rather shoot some people rather than have to listen to them screech out a song.

/Don't go to karaoke night
//Just don't
 
2022-09-24 7:04:30 PM  
They still have karaoke?
 
2022-09-24 8:38:34 PM  
Snark all u want, but s'rsly...when will this shiat end?
"Hey, I was gonna use that gas pump?"
"Why the fark did you touch that tomato and then put it back?"
"You grabbed the last six-pack of Bud Light? Fark you!" BLAM

If the this level of lack of ego control had existed in the 60s with the current level of gun availability, who the fark knows where we'd be now. OTOH, fewer mouths to fed, I guess.
 
2022-09-24 10:31:16 PM  

BrianGriffin: Snark all u want, but s'rsly...when will this shiat end?
"Hey, I was gonna use that gas pump?"
"Why the fark did you touch that tomato and then put it back?"
"You grabbed the last six-pack of Bud Light? Fark you!" BLAM

If the this level of lack of ego control had existed in the 60s with the current level of gun availability, who the fark knows where we'd be now. OTOH, fewer mouths to fed, I guess.


It's worse than that, but it's primarily among young black males so nobody cares.
 
2022-09-24 11:35:29 PM  

CruiserTwelve: BrianGriffin: Snark all u want, but s'rsly...when will this shiat end?
"Hey, I was gonna use that gas pump?"
"Why the fark did you touch that tomato and then put it back?"
"You grabbed the last six-pack of Bud Light? Fark you!" BLAM

If the this level of lack of ego control had existed in the 60s with the current level of gun availability, who the fark knows where we'd be now. OTOH, fewer mouths to fed, I guess.

It's worse than that, but it's primarily among young black males so nobody cares.


racist bootlicker says what?
 
2022-09-25 12:37:15 AM  

BrianGriffin: Snark all u want, but s'rsly...when will this shiat end?
"Hey, I was gonna use that gas pump?"
"Why the fark did you touch that tomato and then put it back?"
"You grabbed the last six-pack of Bud Light? Fark you!" BLAM

If the this level of lack of ego control had existed in the 60s with the current level of gun availability, who the fark knows where we'd be now. OTOH, fewer mouths to fed, I guess.


I get the first two examples, but taking the last 6 pack of Bud Light I'd construe as doing me a favor.  Please, take as much of it as you'd like

/and get some taste buds
 
2022-09-25 12:00:42 PM  

Lady J: racist bootlicker says what?


There's nothing racist about my post.
 
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