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(Mirror.co.uk)   "I went to buy a hamster for my son a few years ago and the assistant asked if a parent was with us. I laughed it off saying I was their mum, but he persisted to ask me for ID as he didn't believe me"   (mirror.co.uk) divider line
    More: Silly, Family, Pregnancy, Nina Dixon, Parent, 16 - said people, 15-year-old daughter's twin, youthful looks, 11-year-old son Keaton  
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2022-09-24 11:31:31 AM  
I'll take things that never happened for 1000
 
2022-09-24 11:34:56 AM  
Huh. I guess Hobbits are real.
 
2022-09-24 11:39:31 AM  
The UK is so weird.
 
2022-09-24 11:58:44 AM  
...Richard?
 
2022-09-24 2:00:29 PM  
I mean, she's 31 with a 15 year old kid.

Is she really responsible enough to get a hamster?
 
2022-09-24 2:45:22 PM  
Note to self: as an optometrist I could really clean up in the UK
 
2022-09-24 2:46:59 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I mean, she's 31 with a 15 year old kid.

Is she really responsible enough to get a hamster?


If the daughter actually makes it to 18 we'll talk about a hamster
 
2022-09-24 2:47:02 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I mean, she's 31 with a 15 year old kid.

Is she really responsible enough to get a hamster?


Yet in English law no crime was committed by anyone.
 
2022-09-24 2:47:42 PM  

Fano: Note to self: as an optometrist I could really clean up in the UK


I'd wager on the pet shop boy being a dummy.
 
2022-09-24 2:49:48 PM  
Why is a pet store clerk hoping to get a quickie news?
 
2022-09-24 2:49:57 PM  
I can totally relate. I get carded every time I go to XHamster.
 
2022-09-24 2:49:57 PM  
Does every girl in the UK have a baby by the age of 16?
 
2022-09-24 2:51:10 PM  

Lambskincoat: Fano: Note to self: as an optometrist I could really clean up in the UK

I'd wager on the pet shop boy being a dummy.


He might have thought it was a tricksy way to get in her knickers
 
2022-09-24 2:51:47 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I mean, she's 31 with a 15 year old kid.

Is she really responsible enough to get a hamster?


And it looks like the 15yo has a kid...so she's a grandmother at 31.
 
2022-09-24 2:52:36 PM  
"I got carded buying a hamster because I'm so young looking.  Better call the press."
 
2022-09-24 2:52:47 PM  
I'll wager the hamster is dead.
1.  Kid: I dunno what 'appened to it, mum.
2.  Eaten by rats
3.  The Council called Hampster Protective Services.
4.  Got a sweet gig on Top Gear.
 
2022-09-24 2:53:44 PM  
Heh I've seen this before where a 33 yo can and does dress like their 18 yo daughter. Sometimes they're a grandmother too...
 
2022-09-24 2:54:57 PM  
Speaking of MILFs and hamsters.....

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2022-09-24 2:55:04 PM  
Were there issues with minors buying multiple hamsters for export to Northern Ireland or leaving hamsters unsecured and loaded that lead to deaths?

What are the regulations regarding the age requirements to purchase a hamster.

The sign saying unattended kid gets free espresso and a free puppy/kitten for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that probably isn't legal either.

/not a f'ing park ranger
//let's go bowling
 
2022-09-24 2:56:30 PM  
And your father smelled of elderberries!
 
2022-09-24 2:56:52 PM  
I can't believe none of you Farker's have found her OnlyFans page yet...
 
2022-09-24 2:58:02 PM  

Kiler: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I mean, she's 31 with a 15 year old kid.

Is she really responsible enough to get a hamster?

And it looks like the 15yo has a kid...so she's a grandmother at 31.


A few years back there was a story about a 26-year old grandfather in - you guessed it - England.
 
2022-09-24 2:59:11 PM  

Kiler: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I mean, she's 31 with a 15 year old kid.

Is she really responsible enough to get a hamster?

And it looks like the 15yo has a kid...so she's a grandmother at 31.

Nina Dixon, from Darwen, Lancashire, said people are stunned when the 31-year-old is mum to 15-year-old Millie, 11-year-old Keaton, and 10-month-old baby Harmony


If you'd RTFA instead of just fapping at the mom & jailbait...
 
2022-09-24 2:59:47 PM  

shamen123: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I mean, she's 31 with a 15 year old kid.

Is she really responsible enough to get a hamster?

Yet in English law no crime was committed by anyone.


I dunno, that hamster looks pretty shady.
 
2022-09-24 2:59:52 PM  
Yes, she does look younger than her daughter who wears all that eye makeup like a cheap hoor.
 
2022-09-24 3:00:18 PM  
as an acquaintance of a 16yo mom, now with 25yo kids: they are great fun, and hard workers. this one sucks though.
 
2022-09-24 3:00:22 PM  

Fano: Note to self: as an optometrist I could really clean up in the UK


Dentist would be a better choice
 
2022-09-24 3:00:31 PM  
Well yeah, when you have a kid at 16 then on course these things are gonna happen. I'm in the middle I guess....40 with an 18 year old and a 2 year old.

Gonna be fun to be mid 40's and my son's friends from school have parents the same age as his older brother haha
 
2022-09-24 3:01:08 PM  
My daughter's name is a pun - I thought it was clever but some say it's cruel.

Her daughter's name is Millie Dixon.  How is that a pun?
 
2022-09-24 3:03:02 PM  
"I've had to drive back to get my ID for a glue gun before."

When glue guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have glue guns.
 
2022-09-24 3:04:22 PM  

Moniker o' Shame: My daughter's name is a pun - I thought it was clever but some say it's cruel.

Her daughter's name is Millie Dixon.  How is that a pun?


It's a separate article - kid's name is Stori Booker.
 
2022-09-24 3:04:38 PM  
Maybe she'd have an easier time if she got women's clothes rather than wearing her daughter's teen slut attire.
 
2022-09-24 3:05:08 PM  
She looks 40.
 
2022-09-24 3:05:28 PM  
You Farkers are slackin' today.

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2022-09-24 3:06:03 PM  

Flashlight: Does every girl in the UK have a baby by the age of 16?


No, it just means they're legally allowed to bump uglies at that age.

My first serious GF was 16 (I was 18). Yes, we did, and were very sensible about it. But it's fair to say that certain types from certain areas will indeed squeeze out kids as soon and young as possible. Saves working
 
2022-09-24 3:07:04 PM  

puckrock2000: Moniker o' Shame: My daughter's name is a pun - I thought it was clever but some say it's cruel.

Her daughter's name is Millie Dixon.  How is that a pun?

It's a separate article - kid's name is Stori Booker.


Oh.  That makes sense now.
 
2022-09-24 3:07:35 PM  
She looks to be fairly petite, that may have something to do with it.
 
2022-09-24 3:09:03 PM  
Daily Mirror.  News desk.
"Ullo. I got woird King Charles izza flying a Vulcan bomber towards Russia."
Pass.
(Ring ring)
Daily Mirror. News desk.
"I'm in my third and I had to get my id to buy a hamster. I'm often confused for my 15 year old daughter."
Don't go anywhere.  The Daily Mirror action copter is on it's way!
 
2022-09-24 3:10:42 PM  

Moniker o' Shame: puckrock2000: Moniker o' Shame: My daughter's name is a pun - I thought it was clever but some say it's cruel.

Her daughter's name is Millie Dixon.  How is that a pun?

It's a separate article - kid's name is Stori Booker.

Oh.  That makes sense now.


Alright I've changed by mind, she's not competent to raise a pet rock
 
2022-09-24 3:11:17 PM  

wild9: Well yeah, when you have a kid at 16 then on course these things are gonna happen. I'm in the middle I guess....40 with an 18 year old and a 2 year old.

Gonna be fun to be mid 40's and my son's friends from school have parents the same age as his older brother haha


My birth mother, who recently passed away was barely 16 when I was born.
 
2022-09-24 3:13:41 PM  
People said that I wouldn't amount to anything," she added.
"It was hard to hear and stayed with me a long time."
But Nina took to being a mum and had her second child, Keaton, in February 2011.
Now Nina has a baby girl, Harmony Nelson, with her partner Jacob Nelson, 27, a business development manager.


Please help an American Moran out.  Is that amounting to something?  Not trying to snark.
 
2022-09-24 3:13:48 PM  
sharp knees all around
 
2022-09-24 3:21:14 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: People said that I wouldn't amount to anything," she added.
"It was hard to hear and stayed with me a long time."
But Nina took to being a mum and had her second child, Keaton, in February 2011.
Now Nina has a baby girl, Harmony Nelson, with her partner Jacob Nelson, 27, a business development manager.

Please help an American Moran out.  Is that amounting to something?  Not trying to snark.


Well, a business development manager in the UK is a guy with either hands out flyers where the tourist busses stop or slides flyers under doors.

Hope that helps! Cheers
 
2022-09-24 3:21:45 PM  
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2022-09-24 3:22:25 PM  
Way to humble brag there, mum. At least she found a way to get the attention she seems to desperately need.
 
2022-09-24 3:25:30 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I mean, she's 31 with a 15 year old kid.

Is she really responsible enough to get a hamster?


Well, the 15 year old isn't dead yet...
 
2022-09-24 3:26:30 PM  

Lambskincoat: Fano: Note to self: as an optometrist I could really clean up in the UK

I'd wager on the pet shop boy being a dummy.


He prefers West End Girls.
 
2022-09-24 3:27:03 PM  
My mother has told me story of her sister, who was given a colouring book and crayons on a flight when she was around twenty. She was on her honeymoon and was also pregnant.
 
2022-09-24 3:28:48 PM  
I can feel her pain.  I have so much money that it's hard to get it all in my wallet, and my dick is so big that I have trouble fitting into underwear.  My life is so difficult.  Pity me.
 
2022-09-24 3:29:40 PM  

KB202: She looks 40.


Makes sense... a UK 31 is a US 40.
 
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