Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(NASA)   Monday, Jupiter will be the closest it has been to Earth in 59 years and will also have the opposition so it will be unusually bright and you will lose no matter what you choose to move   ( divider line
    More: Cool, Jupiter, excellent views of Jupiter, NASA's Juno spacecraft, good binoculars, Galileo Galilei, Adam Kobelski, Jupiter's opposition, advantage of good weather  
•       •       •

451 clicks; posted to STEM » on 24 Sep 2022 at 12:51 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

14 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
2022-09-24 12:24:42 PM  
It was very bright this morning.
2022-09-24 12:54:07 PM  
I have seen it and had to do a double take on several nights/mornings
2022-09-24 1:30:15 PM  
Being a Gemini this doesn't really effect me, but I think I'll wear a few extra crystals just to be on the safe side.
2022-09-24 1:39:24 PM  
Jupiter's opposition occurs every 13 months, making the planet appear larger and brighter than any other time of the year. But that's not all. Jupiter will also make its closest approach to Earth since 1963 - almost six decades ago! This happens because Earth and Jupiter do not orbit the Sun in perfect circles - meaning the planets will pass each other at different distances throughout the year.

Wrong! The the planets do not pass each other "throughout the year". They pass each other every 13 months, at opposition.

Jupiter's closest approach to Earth rarely coincides with opposition, which means this year's views will be extraordinary.

Also wrong. Jupiter's closest approach to Earth always coincides with opposition. That's just geometry. They mean to say that opposition rarely coincides with Jupiter's closest approach to the Sun, which makes it unusually close to the Earth as well.
2022-09-24 1:56:25 PM  
I remember the Mars Hoax, so I made this for laughs.

Fark user imageView Full Size
2022-09-24 2:45:03 PM  
good one, subby, Capablanca would be proud
2022-09-24 2:51:00 PM  
Watched a shadow transit last night, with the transiting moon bright against the planet's disk. Beautiful.
jbc [TotalFark]
2022-09-24 3:05:54 PM  
memegenerator.netView Full Size
2022-09-24 3:49:06 PM  
Harmony and understanding
Sympathy and trust abounding
No more falsehoods or derisions
Golden living dreams of visions
2022-09-24 4:16:59 PM  
If black makes a move, he will lose to Jupiter as there is nothing black can do to prevent Jupiter from queening.

ragchess.comView Full Size

/And skipping your move is not allowed. You might as well resign as not even the best player in the universe prevent Jupiter from winning assuming that Jupiter does not fark up.
2022-09-24 6:43:55 PM  
A little jovial music please...

Holst: The Planets, Op. 32 - 4. Jupiter, The Bringer Of Jollity
Youtube 5W-o5Y_GunU
2022-09-24 8:50:26 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
2022-09-24 11:16:51 PM  
I had been noticing it in the night sky recently.  Usually I see Mars.  My cheap backyard scope managed to give me a significant resolved disk and four dots that are presumably the larger moons.

I really have to spring for a decent reflector one of these days, but I keep putting it off because between clouds and light pollution it is difficult to justify for a handful of viewings a year.
2022-09-24 11:36:58 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
Displayed 14 of 14 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.