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(ESPN)   Week 4 starts at Noon ET for college football. Can Clemson burn Wake Forest? Can Florida chomp Tennessee? Can Arkansas say goodnight to Texas A&M? Where will the big upsets be? All this and much more, so let's crack open one and enjoy   (espn.com) divider line
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2022-09-23 9:35:12 PM  
Go! State! Beat! Chippewas!
 
2022-09-24 1:32:09 AM  
Beavers?
 
2022-09-24 6:20:40 AM  
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Shockingly enough, after running 10,000 simulations in my head, the yardage stats in the Tennessee - West Point game were exactly the same as they were when Villanova stepped in for the terrified and America hating Vols. That could have been, and would have been, Tennessee getting wrecked without a single pass completed against them.

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Word has it that in light of Tennessee hating America and one-time resident of West Point, Brigadier General Bob Neyland, Lulu and Junior are searching for a team that doesn't make them feel ashamed.
 
2022-09-24 11:35:36 AM  
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2022-09-24 11:35:55 AM  
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2022-09-24 11:37:56 AM  
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2022-09-24 11:42:43 AM  
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2022-09-24 11:47:15 AM  

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SEC schools always have the best sign game. 
App State was sad last week. I've already had several laughs and multiple sensible chuckles in 15 minutes. 

"Billy Napier bedazzles his jorTs" 
"This is a sign"

There's a great Adam Sandler one.
"Momma says gators are ornery. It's because their QB has more tackles than touchdowns."
 
2022-09-24 11:54:23 AM  
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Lets go!
 
2022-09-24 11:57:08 AM  
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Also, if someone wants to drop a low-level jorts-neutron nuke on Knoxburg today that'd be great, mmmkay?
 
2022-09-24 12:00:28 PM  

bionicjoe: UNC_Samurai: [pbs.twimg.com image 680x512]

SEC schools always have the best sign game. 
App State was sad last week. I've already had several laughs and multiple sensible chuckles in 15 minutes. 

"Billy Napier bedazzles his jorTs" 
"This is a sign"

There's a great Adam Sandler one.
"Momma says gators are ornery. It's because their QB has more tackles than touchdowns."


Apparently people are bent out of shape at the Big Noon Kickoff because the cowards at Fox banned any Urban Meyer-related signs.
 
2022-09-24 12:02:36 PM  

UNC_Samurai: bionicjoe: UNC_Samurai: [pbs.twimg.com image 680x512]

SEC schools always have the best sign game. 
App State was sad last week. I've already had several laughs and multiple sensible chuckles in 15 minutes. 

"Billy Napier bedazzles his jorTs" 
"This is a sign"

There's a great Adam Sandler one.
"Momma says gators are ornery. It's because their QB has more tackles than touchdowns."

Apparently people are bent out of shape at the Big Noon Kickoff because the cowards at Fox banned any Urban Meyer-related signs.


Can we make fun of Suburban Meyer?
 
2022-09-24 12:03:36 PM  
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2022-09-24 12:07:51 PM  
Gus has recovered from last weekend.
 
2022-09-24 12:13:34 PM  
Gud start Maryland.
 
2022-09-24 12:30:27 PM  
20 pounds of chicken in the smoker getting ready for this Vols game. Everyone here is pretty nervous because we've been hyped before and have always found a way to lose. If we do pull it off, it's gonna be a fun drive down to Baton Rouge in 2 weeks. Excited to see Tiger stadium in person
 
2022-09-24 12:41:05 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: 20 pounds of chicken in the smoker getting ready for this Vols game. Everyone here is pretty nervous because we've been hyped before and have always found a way to lose. If we do pull it off, it's gonna be a fun drive down to Baton Rouge in 2 weeks. Excited to see Tiger stadium in person


As long as your kick returner doesn't let the opening kick bounce off his helmet, through his hands, and then let the kicking team recover the ball on the four yd line you'll be fine.
 
2022-09-24 12:46:27 PM  
F-bomb, easily audible!
 
2022-09-24 12:50:45 PM  
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Terps tie it up! It's 10-10 v #4 WOLVERINES!
 
2022-09-24 12:53:25 PM  
Maryland gets a fumble!

CHAOS REIGNING!!!
 
2022-09-24 1:03:28 PM  
FG attempt...GOOD! Maryland takes the lead in Ann Arbor. 13-10.

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2022-09-24 1:18:11 PM  

OkieDookie: ModernPrimitive01: 20 pounds of chicken in the smoker getting ready for this Vols game. Everyone here is pretty nervous because we've been hyped before and have always found a way to lose. If we do pull it off, it's gonna be a fun drive down to Baton Rouge in 2 weeks. Excited to see Tiger stadium in person

As long as your kick returner doesn't let the opening kick bounce off his helmet, through his hands, and then let the kicking team recover the ball on the four yd line you'll be fine.


Special teams is something I'm concerned about. We dropped a punt at Pitt to let them come back and tie it. And every game it seems people are close to our punter. We let a guy come free for a blocked punt earlier in the year. That's the kind of stupid stuff the Vols do against Florida
 
2022-09-24 1:21:13 PM  
Maryland/Michigan has been,...entertaining
 
2022-09-24 1:25:48 PM  
Go Hogs!

Trying to decide if I want to start drinking this early in the day since our game isn't until 6.
 
2022-09-24 1:28:25 PM  
Awww...Michigan chokes on FG attempt.
Still losing to Maryland by 3.
 
2022-09-24 1:31:49 PM  
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2022-09-24 1:35:10 PM  
Many people are asking why Michigan is intentionally hurting zebras.
 
2022-09-24 1:38:11 PM  
Dammit Michigan manages to score, now lead 17-13 with :22 1st half.
 
2022-09-24 1:38:38 PM  
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2022-09-24 1:49:33 PM  
Jersey Mike's, you better eat fast 'cause Danny DeVito is coming.
 
2022-09-24 2:14:39 PM  
WTF Michigan
 
2022-09-24 2:15:32 PM  

Aezetyr: WTF Michigan


They broke Tulia.
 
2022-09-24 2:16:10 PM  
Many people are asking why a QB playing against Michigan has a very good chance of being injured if the game is close.
 
2022-09-24 2:16:44 PM  

WoodyHayes: Many people are asking why a QB playing against Michigan has a very good chance of being injured if the game is close.


It's the play caller on the grassy knoll.
 
2022-09-24 2:19:15 PM  
That scoreboard is such an unnecessary waste of space. ESPN just keeps sucking
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2022-09-24 2:48:10 PM  
Terps are starting to turtle.
 
2022-09-24 2:48:19 PM  
Purdue is finally going to change it's name to Purue.  No D.
 
2022-09-24 2:54:22 PM  
TD, no 2 pnt conversion for the Teenage Mutant Football Terrapins.
 
2022-09-24 2:54:25 PM  
Terps respond with a TD, still trail Michigan varmints 19-24.
 
2022-09-24 2:55:13 PM  
Colorado settles for a FG - Josh McCown's kid might be a good QB.
 
2022-09-24 2:56:43 PM  

little big man: Colorado settles for a FG - Josh McCown's kid might be a good QB.


When will the Broncos sign him?
 
2022-09-24 2:59:20 PM  
I sure didn't think Wake would hang with Clemson let alone have a lead this late.  That's impressive.
 
2022-09-24 3:03:03 PM  
michigaw fg attempt somehow gets in, lead by 8
 
2022-09-24 3:10:30 PM  
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/Fark Florida
//Don't touch the Vols -10.5
///Slashes come in 3, Vols win by 3.
 
2022-09-24 3:12:56 PM  
Blake Corum (hopefully) salts the game away with a TD. Holy shiat he is quick.
 
2022-09-24 3:14:25 PM  
%@@#$&*^!!!
 
2022-09-24 3:23:35 PM  
Mizzous fat kicker farked up
 
2022-09-24 3:25:55 PM  

dark brew: Mizzous fat kicker farked up


Thiccus Kickus?
 
2022-09-24 3:26:38 PM  

Aezetyr: Blake Corum (hopefully) salts the game away with a TD. Holy shiat he is quick.


Fark. Did I speak (type) too soon?
 
2022-09-24 3:27:44 PM  

Aezetyr: dark brew: Mizzous fat kicker farked up

Thiccus Kickus?


Mizzou football is proof that the ancient, namless, eldritch horrors of the void have a sense of humor.
 
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