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(Metro)   Three years after theft of golden toilet, Metro reports police still have nothing to go on. I said, they have nothing to go on because it's a toilet... Hello? Is this thing on?   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Theft, Crime, 38-year-old man, Robbery, Winston Churchill, 69-year-old man, Toilet, Burglary  
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1260 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Sep 2022 at 2:25 AM (26 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2022-09-24 2:28:57 AM  
10 votes:
I would have thought Trump would have been Prime Suspect Individual 1 for such a crime.
2022-09-24 6:21:20 AM  
2 votes:

theknuckler_33: Ackshually, you SIT on a toilet. You go IN a toilet.

Not applicable to public toilets.
2022-09-24 2:30:57 AM  
1 vote:

englaja: I would have thought Trump would have been Prime Suspect Individual 1 for such a crime.

His middle name is John, after all.
2022-09-24 2:52:09 AM  
1 vote:
Insurance scam. Someone spray painted a toilet.

I remember the first story in my C.M. Kornbluth collection was about a guy who went to steal a mail parcel from a jeweler, but instead of jewelry he found a lump of dry ice. He had stumbled on an insurance scam.
2022-09-24 4:57:40 AM  
1 vote:
Is the ballcock ona  golden toilet still rubber? If you don't put rubber on your ballcock you probably can't get it up during the refractory period between flushes, and there'll be a constant dribble going.
2022-09-24 5:18:05 AM  
1 vote:
This thing was melt down into ingots les than a week after it was stolen.
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