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4619 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Sep 2022 at 9:10 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-23 3:55:07 PM  
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2022-09-23 4:01:05 PM  
OMG I'm dying.
 
2022-09-23 4:05:36 PM  
LOL!!
 
2022-09-23 4:08:01 PM  
I can't wait for the follow-up.
 
2022-09-23 4:13:27 PM  
That was hilarious.
 
2022-09-23 4:23:23 PM  
That just made my goddamn shiatty day.
 
2022-09-23 4:29:28 PM  
Okay that was way funnier than I was expecting.
 
2022-09-23 4:30:14 PM  
At least they had fun with it. Effing hilarious
 
2022-09-23 6:09:10 PM  
That's hysterical 🤣😂
 
2022-09-23 7:42:09 PM  
I fly tomorrow and pray this happens.
 
2022-09-23 9:10:16 PM  
I found that way more hilarious than I was expecting.

What I don't get is:

a) how you break into the intercom system
b) how you make the sounds without someone finding you out. It's a farking plane. If you're making that noise somewhere, people are gonna hear it.
 
2022-09-23 9:13:16 PM  
Is that Drebin?
 
2022-09-23 9:15:28 PM  
"That's a challenging wank."
- Sean Lock
 
2022-09-23 9:17:50 PM  
I once used a random empty cubicles phone in our 2 story, 100 employee or so building, called the overhead page number and farted into the phone, and hung up.  I heard a pile of laughs all over the place and went back about my business, didn't own up to it for about 6 months.

This prank though, its next level.  those moans? *chefs kiss*.
 
2022-09-23 9:18:41 PM  
Puke yank? Sounds like a weird fetish, but hey, who am I to judge? You do you.
 
2022-09-23 9:21:25 PM  

Shostie: Okay that was way funnier than I was expecting.


Same.  No idea why, but it just hit me as utterly hilarious.
 
2022-09-23 9:22:05 PM  
WHAT THE ACTUAL FARK?!
 
2022-09-23 9:22:26 PM  
"In the event of emergency, the exits are here, here, and

UNNGHGHGGHGHGHGHGHGH"
 
2022-09-23 9:22:37 PM  

educated: I can't wait for the follow-up.


Seriously! I have... questions.
 
2022-09-23 9:23:14 PM  

Bob Down: Is that Drebin?


Farking brilliant!!!
 
2022-09-23 9:23:23 PM  

Lsherm: I found that way more hilarious than I was expecting.

What I don't get is:

a) how you break into the intercom system
b) how you make the sounds without someone finding you out. It's a farking plane. If you're making that noise somewhere, people are gonna hear it.


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I will find you and I will kill you.
 
2022-09-23 9:26:07 PM  
"The pilot sounds really annoyed," until he turns of the intercom laughing because the copilot or some deadhead is farking with the passengers and the flight attendants are in on it.
 
2022-09-23 9:27:30 PM  

Lsherm: I found that way more hilarious than I was expecting.

What I don't get is:

a) how you break into the intercom system
b) how you make the sounds without someone finding you out. It's a farking plane. If you're making that noise somewhere, people are gonna hear it.


Almost think it was ground personnel and they somehow got a recording in to the intercom system.  I agree with you that no one actually using the intercom on the flight would be able to get away with it.
 
2022-09-23 9:31:58 PM  
 
2022-09-23 9:32:31 PM  
Sweet! After a total fail yesterday with my years old submission, which eventually was removed from the main page, this one's an appropriate 100th greenlight.
Thanks modmins!

IPAs on me!
 
2022-09-23 9:33:03 PM  

Billy Liar: "That's a challenging wank."
- Sean Lock


Top five funniest things said, ever.
 
2022-09-23 9:33:53 PM  
Still better than ukuleles
 
2022-09-23 9:34:19 PM  
Sounds like a mechanic attached a device to the intercom, or someone knew a way to bluetooth to some diagnostic tool in the plane and played prerecorded sounds. Whatever it is, I bet that plane was grounded until it got figured out. It's actually a little concerning.
 
2022-09-23 9:34:19 PM  
The Goonies - Chunk confesses to the Fratellis.
Youtube Q5UG7ISJfP0
 
2022-09-23 9:34:36 PM  

Billy Liar: "That's a challenging wank."
- Sean Lock


I thought Mr. Collins had quite the pleasant face. Turn the sound off as one does for most titillating content, and have at it.
 
2022-09-23 9:37:19 PM  
Another Air Drop incident?
 
2022-09-23 9:37:43 PM  

tsjonesosu: Sounds like a mechanic attached a device to the intercom, or someone knew a way to bluetooth to some diagnostic tool in the plane and played prerecorded sounds. Whatever it is, I bet that plane was grounded until it got figured out. It's actually a little concerning.


Feh! Killjoy! The people wanted fap-yak!
 
2022-09-23 9:38:23 PM  

tkil: [Fark user image image 850x254]
https://dilbert.com/strip/1997-09-10


Scott Adams sucks and this isn't even the punch line. Nuns and padding
 
2022-09-23 9:40:48 PM  

Lsherm: I found that way more hilarious than I was expecting.

What I don't get is:

a) how you break into the intercom system
b) how you make the sounds without someone finding you out. It's a farking plane. If you're making that noise somewhere, people are gonna hear it.


Maybe newer aircraft are using some time of wireless protocol like Bluetooth.  Blue-jacking is a very common thing.  Maybe they pre-recorded some sounds to play.
 
2022-09-23 9:43:08 PM  
Hah! Fun
Puke yank > Surprise ukulele
 
2022-09-23 9:43:10 PM  

Kalyco Jack: tsjonesosu: Sounds like a mechanic attached a device to the intercom, or someone knew a way to bluetooth to some diagnostic tool in the plane and played prerecorded sounds. Whatever it is, I bet that plane was grounded until it got figured out. It's actually a little concerning.

Feh! Killjoy! The people wanted fap-yak!


LOL....Do not Google Image Search, ANYTHING, related to yaking and any type of fapping.
 
2022-09-23 9:43:48 PM  
Maybe it was someone's screaming goat comfort animal
 
2022-09-23 9:46:17 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Lsherm: I found that way more hilarious than I was expecting.

What I don't get is:

a) how you break into the intercom system
b) how you make the sounds without someone finding you out. It's a farking plane. If you're making that noise somewhere, people are gonna hear it.

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I will find you and I will kill you.


I have a very specific set of yanking noises.
 
2022-09-23 9:46:34 PM  
this guy has me on phrasing for sure.
when i tried it i went for yak-yank, and that's not good phrasing.
 
2022-09-23 9:48:26 PM  

phedex: I once used a random empty cubicles phone in our 2 story, 100 employee or so building, called the overhead page number and farted into the phone, and hung up.  I heard a pile of laughs all over the place and went back about my business, didn't own up to it for about 6 months.

This prank though, its next level.  those moans? *chefs kiss*.


I used to work for a National Computer Chain Store and the intercom system was setup such that ALL stores were basically on the same network.  Meaning if you typed the correct number sequence, you could connect, not just to your store's PA system, but ANY store's PA system.  So, we would randomly transfer A-hole phone customers to Boston's or LA's or Chicago's store intercom ("uh...hello?), play music LOUDLY over their PA, or just make fart or burp sounds into their PA.

/CSB
//Wish we would have thought of doing a puke yank
 
2022-09-23 9:50:22 PM  
This is going to be the weirdest FAA investigation ever
 
2022-09-23 9:51:39 PM  

Billy Liar: "That's a challenging wank."
- Sean Lock


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2022-09-23 9:53:22 PM  
This has apparently happened on a number of American Airlines flights. There are more reports, info, and speculation about how it's being done here: https://waxy.org/2022/09/a-mysterious-voice-is-haunting-american-airlines-in-flight-announcements-and-nobody-knows-how
 
2022-09-23 9:56:04 PM  

SurelyShirley: Sweet! After a total fail yesterday with my years old submission, which eventually was removed from the main page, this one's an appropriate 100th greenlight.
Thanks modmins!

IPAs on me!


Oh, that was you? The arrested firefighter thread? Tricked everyone into reading news from 2014? I had a comment in that thread, and then they just unceremoniously dumped it back behind the wall where no one could read it.

You. You're a MONSTER.

*sobs*
 
2022-09-23 9:58:58 PM  

Lsherm: I found that way more hilarious than I was expecting.

What I don't get is:

a) how you break into the intercom system
b) how you make the sounds without someone finding you out. It's a farking plane. If you're making that noise somewhere, people are gonna hear it.


Looks like it wasn't the only plane either. Apparently there was a similar incidence on the 18th.

https://twitter.com/xJonNYC/status/1571632831847354368
 
2022-09-23 10:00:28 PM  
Meh. I used to listen to Puke Wank before the went commercial. You probably never heard of them 'till now.
 
2022-09-23 10:00:30 PM  

Lsherm: SurelyShirley: Sweet! After a total fail yesterday with my years old submission, which eventually was removed from the main page, this one's an appropriate 100th greenlight.
Thanks modmins!

IPAs on me!

Oh, that was you? The arrested firefighter thread? Tricked everyone into reading news from 2014? I had a comment in that thread, and then they just unceremoniously dumped it back behind the wall where no one could read it.

You. You're a MONSTER.

*sobs*


Yes, it was me.
Hanging my head in shame and accepting any ridicule farkers can dish out.

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2022-09-23 10:01:31 PM  

mrshowrules: Lsherm: I found that way more hilarious than I was expecting.

What I don't get is:

a) how you break into the intercom system
b) how you make the sounds without someone finding you out. It's a farking plane. If you're making that noise somewhere, people are gonna hear it.

Maybe newer aircraft are using some time of wireless protocol like Bluetooth.  Blue-jacking is a very common thing.  Maybe they pre-recorded some sounds to play.


I was thinking that, too, but then I thought "no one would be stupid enough to use an unsecured wireless connection for a flight intercom system these days."  Would they? shiat, you have to use it during emergencies.

I think someone discovered a back door for system upgrades or something and is taking advantage of a default password or something. Could be a wireless interface or maybe it's something as stupid as a panel hidden in the bathroom.
 
2022-09-23 10:02:19 PM  
Trying to join the Mile Hurl Club?
 
2022-09-23 10:11:11 PM  
better or worse ?

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