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2825 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Sep 2022 at 6:50 PM (11 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-23 2:18:36 PM  
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2022-09-23 2:21:26 PM  
Darwin to the white courtesy phone.

Professor Charles Darwin, please pick up the white courtesy phone.
 
2022-09-23 2:29:03 PM  
"Man wielding firearm"

Nice one!
 
2022-09-23 6:53:04 PM  
As one does.
 
2022-09-23 6:55:21 PM  
He's hot!
 
2022-09-23 6:56:06 PM  
Needs to learn to control that function to enable super powers.

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2022-09-23 6:58:34 PM  
I dunno, seemed like a good song to set one's self on fire to.
 
2022-09-23 7:00:28 PM  
Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire (Official Audio)
Youtube 5WyLhwYFgmk
 
2022-09-23 7:01:29 PM  
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2022-09-23 7:02:48 PM  
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Subby is your name Ross?
 
2022-09-23 7:07:12 PM  
A. This is farked up
B. Federer is the best player in the history of tennis
 
2022-09-23 7:10:28 PM  
That's hot
 
2022-09-23 7:11:39 PM  
At least he came with easy carry handles.
 
2022-09-23 7:13:18 PM  
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"Pffft... amateur."
 
2022-09-23 7:13:44 PM  
I don't follow tennis, but this sounds like someone dedicated a tournament to seaweed and someone set themself on fire for some reason.

I think I'll just go back to my recently-found love of women's badminton.
 
2022-09-23 7:14:08 PM  

flappy_penguin: A. This is farked up
B. Federer is the best player in the history of tennis


Did you mean to say Serena?
 
2022-09-23 7:15:23 PM  

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"Pffft... amateur."


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2022-09-23 7:15:48 PM  
Next thing you know someone will show up with bear arms.
 
2022-09-23 7:21:46 PM  

chrisco123: flappy_penguin: A. This is farked up
B. Federer is the best player in the history of tennis

Did you mean to say Serena?


No
 
2022-09-23 7:22:16 PM  
Bet he has a smokin' forehand.

\Got nuthin'
 
2022-09-23 7:26:24 PM  

Kellner21: Bet he has a smokin' forehand.

\Got nuthin'


Kind of a back handed compliment.

/oh snap!
//a door!
 
2022-09-23 7:33:28 PM  

NINEv2: Kellner21: Bet he has a smokin' forehand.

\Got nuthin'

Kind of a back handed compliment.

/oh snap!
//a door!


I'll let it slide.
 
2022-09-23 7:37:09 PM  

Bullitt: NINEv2: Kellner21: Bet he has a smokin' forehand.

\Got nuthin'

Kind of a back handed compliment.

/oh snap!
//a door!

I'll let it slide.


Now let's not get this thread off on the wrong foot... fault
 
2022-09-23 7:40:25 PM  

flappy_penguin: chrisco123: flappy_penguin: A. This is farked up
B. Federer is the best player in the history of tennis

Did you mean to say Serena?

No


Oh sure you did, silly...
 
2022-09-23 7:46:53 PM  
Wonder what the carbon footprint of that stunt was?
 
2022-09-23 7:56:19 PM  
Stupid move.
Good cause.
Too bad most techno-baboons can't be bothered to alter their short-sighted behavior, even slightly.
 
2022-09-23 8:12:48 PM  
That's some hot tennis action!
 
2022-09-23 8:29:35 PM  

migueldelascervezas: That's some hot tennis action!


burning up the court
 
2022-09-23 8:36:16 PM  
I didn't know Jimmy Carr was retiring from tennis!
 
2022-09-23 9:04:24 PM  
Weak. Never go half-martyr. Always go full martyr.
 
2022-09-23 9:22:40 PM  

OldRod: Bullitt: NINEv2: Kellner21: Bet he has a smokin' forehand.

\Got nuthin'

Kind of a back handed compliment.

/oh snap!
//a door!

I'll let it slide.

Now let's not get this thread off on the wrong foot... fault


Isn't anyone else the least bit disarmed by this?
 
2022-09-23 9:39:49 PM  
Scaevola?
 
2022-09-23 10:02:21 PM  
Finally a reason to watch tennis.
 
2022-09-23 10:12:50 PM  

OldRod: Bullitt: NINEv2: Kellner21: Bet he has a smokin' forehand.

\Got nuthin'

Kind of a back handed compliment.

/oh snap!
//a door!

I'll let it slide.

Now let's not get this thread off on the wrong foot... fault


You can't be serious
 
2022-09-23 10:53:25 PM  

Warthog: Darwin to the white courtesy phone.

Professor Charles Darwin, please pick up the white courtesy phone.


No, the white one.

/I'll have Hamm on five, hold the Mayo
 
2022-09-24 12:11:54 AM  

Rage Against the Thorazine: Finally a reason to watch tennis.


Flaming tennis balls would be a plus.

Seriously, I would love it if they went back to the old wooden racquets with the smaller heads. You're not going to get a 120MPH serve off one of those. Return to finesse instead of brute strength, because one of these days, someone will show up with a serve that simply can't be returned, and that would be some boring tennis.
 
2022-09-24 12:17:58 AM  
Hopefully he's protesting that tennis scores go  Love 15 30 40.  He probably wants to switch them to metric.
 
2022-09-24 12:22:31 AM  

indy_kid: Rage Against the Thorazine: Finally a reason to watch tennis.

Flaming tennis balls would be a plus.

Seriously, I would love it if they went back to the old wooden racquets with the smaller heads. You're not going to get a 120MPH serve off one of those. Return to finesse instead of brute strength, because one of these days, someone will show up with a serve that simply can't be returned, and that would be some boring tennis.


Also more self-immolation
 
2022-09-24 1:59:22 AM  

AnudderFreakinFarker: OldRod: Bullitt: NINEv2: Kellner21: Bet he has a smokin' forehand.

\Got nuthin'

Kind of a back handed compliment.

/oh snap!
//a door!

I'll let it slide.

Now let's not get this thread off on the wrong foot... fault

Isn't anyone else the least bit disarmed by this?


Doubt Arm & Hammer will get those burn marks out.
 
2022-09-24 2:32:42 PM  
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Making Tennis interesting.
 
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