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(WRAL)   Kidnappers have gone bananas with their ransom requests   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Chimpanzee, animal sanctuary, Kidnapping, Franck Chantereau, baby chimpanzees, ransom money, Hostage  
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2170 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Sep 2022 at 7:17 PM (27 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2022-09-23 7:24:11 PM  
They tried kidnapping children, but this is more profitable.
2022-09-23 7:25:46 PM  
That's bananas.
2022-09-23 7:28:29 PM  
I know what to do

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2022-09-23 7:30:57 PM  

ProfessorTerguson: That's bananas.

Done here, hit the lights.
2022-09-23 7:34:13 PM  
Ramones - "This Ain't Havana" - End of the Century
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2022-09-23 7:38:36 PM  

ProfessorTerguson: That's bananas.

Bananas in Pajamas Intro
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2022-09-23 7:39:48 PM  
For the older crowd
The Banana Splits Opening and Closing Theme 1968 - 1970
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2022-09-23 7:53:11 PM  
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2022-09-23 8:12:34 PM  
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2022-09-23 8:50:34 PM  
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"If you're looking for bananas, I can tell you I don't have any. "
2022-09-23 8:51:19 PM  
this day is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s
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2022-09-23 9:05:15 PM  
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2022-09-23 9:22:05 PM  
"We want 1000 Doles, 1000 Chiquitas and 1000 Del Montes.  All in unmarked bananas, and no monkey business !"
2022-09-23 10:08:30 PM  
So, they kidnapped a young rescued chimp named Cesar that likely watched his family murdered, while we're still in the middle of COVID that's killed millions AND there's monkeypox outbreaks?

Instead of sending these chucklefarks the ransom, send them a VCR & the entire Planet of the Apes boxed set.
2022-09-23 10:35:39 PM  
Will the baby chimps rat out their kidnappers? Tune in to next week's exciting episode.
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