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(CBS Sports)   Might be the first time that gorging on hot dogs saved a life   (cbssports.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Philadelphia Phillies, Lymphoma, Major League Baseball, Phillies fan Bill Finn, Charlie Manuel, World Series, Toronto Blue Jays, Atlanta Braves  
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2022-09-23 8:41:37 PM  
Seems like the hot dogs delayed his decision to go see a doctor.
 
2022-09-23 8:43:25 PM  
Sure didn't prevent it.
 
2022-09-23 8:43:44 PM  
So more my liver and kidneys hurt...
 
2022-09-23 8:43:45 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: Seems like the hot dogs delayed his decision to go see a doctor.


Took him a while to mustard up the courage to actually get checked out.
 
2022-09-23 8:48:00 PM  
Last September, Finn went to a Phillies game during dollar dog night with the intention of breaking his own personal record for hot dogs eaten.

Article is worthless without knowing his personal record.

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2022-09-23 8:54:01 PM  
I don't get the connection. Is he saying that if his stomach hurt and he didn't overindulge in hot dogs his wife wouldn't have made him go to the doctor? That doesn't make any farking sense.
 
2022-09-23 8:55:23 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: JasonOfOrillia: Seems like the hot dogs delayed his decision to go see a doctor.

Took him a while to mustard up the courage to actually get checked out.


And when he finally did he had a ton of chemo to ketchup on.
 
2022-09-23 8:55:24 PM  
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2022-09-23 8:55:34 PM  
Now what could determine if someone has prostate cancer? Putting a number one foam hand up the arse?

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2022-09-23 8:57:23 PM  
Sounds more like gorging on hot dogs gave him blood cancer.
 
2022-09-23 8:57:53 PM  
It wasn't the wurst outcome.
 
jvl [BareFark]
2022-09-23 8:59:15 PM  
Holy crap dollar hot dogs?
 
2022-09-23 8:59:36 PM  

neongoats: I don't get the connection. Is he saying that if his stomach hurt and he didn't overindulge in hot dogs his wife wouldn't have made him go to the doctor? That doesn't make any farking sense.


Forget it, he's roiling.
 
2022-09-23 9:01:54 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: JasonOfOrillia: Seems like the hot dogs delayed his decision to go see a doctor.

Took him a while to mustard up the courage to actually get checked out.


I bet you relished that joke.
 
2022-09-23 9:02:24 PM  

jvl: Holy crap dollar hot dogs?


Yeah.  For about 12c of "meat" and bread.
 
2022-09-23 9:08:41 PM  
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/FARK
//I AM DISAPOINT
 
2022-09-23 9:14:03 PM  
Hang on

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Philadelphia has a freaking hotdog-launching cannon? Can I get one?

The cannon...but I'll take a hotdog too
 
2022-09-23 9:17:38 PM  

TorpedoOrca: Hang on

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Philadelphia has a freaking hotdog-launching cannon? Can I get one?

The cannon...but I'll take a hotdog too


You missed your chance.

https://phillies.auctions.mlb.com/phillie-phanatic-hot-dog-launcher/isynmv1/aucd/4029898
 
2022-09-23 9:20:15 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: JasonOfOrillia: Seems like the hot dogs delayed his decision to go see a doctor.

Took him a while to mustard up the courage to actually get checked out.


This post helped me ketchup on my laugh quota.
 
2022-09-23 9:39:28 PM  
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2022-09-23 10:03:57 PM  

neongoats: I don't get the connection. Is he saying that if his stomach hurt and he didn't overindulge in hot dogs his wife wouldn't have made him go to the doctor? That doesn't make any farking sense.


No, he's saying that eating foods like hotdogs all his life gave him cancer and stuffing his face with even more hotdogs helped his cancer reach the point that it made him sick enough to go to see his doctor where the cancer was diagnosed so he could be treated before it was too late. So hotdogs saved his life!
 
2022-09-23 10:14:15 PM  

ifky: TorpedoOrca: Hang on

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Philadelphia has a freaking hotdog-launching cannon? Can I get one?

The cannon...but I'll take a hotdog too

You missed your chance.

https://phillies.auctions.mlb.com/phillie-phanatic-hot-dog-launcher/isynmv1/aucd/4029898


:(

My life has been greatly improved just knowing that such a thing exists. I would have thought that the compression mechanics required to launch a hotdog (I'm assuming with bun) from a cannon would be near impossible but here we are.

'MEDIC! This guy just took a hotdog right to the chest!'

'It's ok, buddy. You're going to be alright. I NEED 10cc's OF MUSTARD AND KEEP THE NAPKINS COMING! Hang on, man!'
 
2022-09-23 10:14:38 PM  
Personally, I'm inclined to believe the hotdogs caused the cancer
 
2022-09-23 10:18:39 PM  

TorpedoOrca: ifky: TorpedoOrca: Hang on

[Fark user image image 425x396]

Philadelphia has a freaking hotdog-launching cannon? Can I get one?

The cannon...but I'll take a hotdog too

You missed your chance.

https://phillies.auctions.mlb.com/phillie-phanatic-hot-dog-launcher/isynmv1/aucd/4029898

:(

My life has been greatly improved just knowing that such a thing exists. I would have thought that the compression mechanics required to launch a hotdog (I'm assuming with bun) from a cannon would be near impossible but here we are.

'MEDIC! This guy just took a hotdog right to the chest!'

'It's ok, buddy. You're going to be alright. I NEED 10cc's OF MUSTARD AND KEEP THE NAPKINS COMING! Hang on, man!'


Happened.

https://www.phillymag.com/news/2018/06/21/woman-hit-by-hot-dog-phillies-game/
 
2022-09-23 10:25:32 PM  
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I feel like I don't know anything about Philadelphia...
 
2022-09-23 10:50:04 PM  
Sorry-gotta make these last puns:
I Relish these feel good positive stories
Even though some might say it's a load of boloney, pure
Tripe and cheesy... yeah, i'll see myself out...
 
2022-09-23 11:32:44 PM  

neongoats: I don't get the connection. Is he saying that if his stomach hurt and he didn't overindulge in hot dogs his wife wouldn't have made him go to the doctor? That doesn't make any farking sense.


She would have told him to suck it up like a man like she'd been doing for the past ten months until he showed his manliness by entering a hot dog eating contest finally proving to his wife that he is a real man at which point she finally acknowledges that his stomachaches might not be due to his "hurt ovaries, you sissy".
 
2022-09-23 11:57:58 PM  
So he beat cancer and now promotes cancer prevention? Seems like everyone's a weiner here.
 
2022-09-24 12:34:22 AM  
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2022-09-24 2:47:41 AM  

jvl: Holy crap dollar hot dogs?


Costco has a hot dog and a soda for $1.50
 
2022-09-24 6:57:55 AM  
"Last September, Finn went to a Phillies game during dollar dog night with the intention of breaking his own personal record for hot dogs eaten."

The article is a worthless pile of excrement without telling us what that record is/was!
 
2022-09-24 7:28:57 AM  
A hot dog is a taco right? Or was a taco a sandwich?

/Duck then runs!
//He he I said runs
///Doody
 
2022-09-24 9:46:02 AM  

darinwil: A hot dog is a taco right? Or was a taco a sandwich?

/Duck then runs!
//He he I said runs
///Doody


A hotdog is a sausage, not a sandwich.
 
2022-09-24 10:49:26 AM  
"You Know What Makes Me Really Sick To My Stomach? Is Watching You Stuff Your Face With Those Hot Dogs! Nobody, I Mean Nobody Puts Ketchup On A Hot Dog!"

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2022-09-24 10:49:44 PM  

neongoats: I don't get the connection. Is he saying that if his stomach hurt and he didn't overindulge in hot dogs his wife wouldn't have made him go to the doctor? That doesn't make any farking sense.


I'm seeing it as that he hadn't noticed any symptoms until he over indulged.
 
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