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(Daily Mail)   Is your apple juice tasting a bit musty lately and making you feel like yelling at clouds?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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3607 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Sep 2022 at 11:17 PM (11 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-22 11:18:35 PM  
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2022-09-22 11:20:14 PM  
Apple & Eve juice
What the hell is Eve juice?
 
2022-09-22 11:26:39 PM  

LordOfThePings: Apple & Eve juice
What the hell is Eve juice?


I ain't getting my replies deleted again
 
2022-09-22 11:26:55 PM  

LordOfThePings: Apple & Eve juice
What the hell is Eve juice?


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2022-09-22 11:29:12 PM  
'He hardly ever missed a day of work and took pride in his job.'

Maybe he should've taken the day off that particular day.
 
2022-09-22 11:35:30 PM  
lotsa our food is just slightly not so good, said the tax paying fool that voted , caugh  caugh  to make america...
 
2022-09-22 11:38:03 PM  
'He will be remembered for his years of expertise and vigorous work ethic,' the obituary reads. 'He hardly ever missed a day of work and took pride in his job.'

Until the day he fell into the kettle cooker.
 
2022-09-22 11:43:33 PM  
It's a full-bodied batch.
 
2022-09-22 11:55:18 PM  

LordOfThePings: Apple & Eve juice
What the hell is Eve juice?


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2022-09-23 12:11:27 AM  

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I bought a can of this for someone who liked a girl I knew named Joy.
 
2022-09-23 12:32:03 AM  

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What the hell is Eve juice?


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2022-09-23 12:50:12 AM  
I'm the man in the kettle...

Rotten Apple
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2022-09-23 12:54:33 AM  
He was found inside a kettle cooker and authorities are not regarding his death as suspicious?

O-kaaayyyy ......
 
2022-09-23 1:12:06 AM  
Well, it's pretty clear he didn't die from a lack of Vitamin C.
 
2022-09-23 1:31:22 AM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: He was found inside a kettle cooker and authorities are not regarding his death as suspicious?

O-kaaayyyy ......


Depends. Was he cleaning it and had heart attack and was still in it for a while? Was he doing maintenance on it? Was he cooking and fell in? Was it locked out? Was it off but not LOTO and someone turned it on? We need more details.
 
2022-09-23 1:38:22 AM  
LIke Bugs Bunny says....

"Vat's all, folks"
 
2022-09-23 2:05:19 AM  

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2022-09-23 2:11:05 AM  
OMG. Earlier this year I retired from A Lassonde Inc. this company's parent in Rougemont,Québec. I know people who are going to be devastated. I cannot bring myself to make a snarky comment.

LordOfThePings: Apple & Eve juice
What the hell is Eve juice?

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2022-09-23 2:17:48 AM  
I remember this episode of Midsomer Murders.
 
2022-09-23 2:51:14 AM  

LordOfThePings: Apple & Eve juice
What the hell is Eve juice?


It's what makes things easier to get Adam juice.
 
2022-09-23 4:16:57 AM  

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Beautiful. 🥳
 
2022-09-23 5:33:43 AM  
Did they run out of Eves?
 
2022-09-23 6:07:14 AM  

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Y'know what's balanced for a woman's natural pH? A woman's natural pH.
 
2022-09-23 6:12:52 AM  

Rattrap007: Huck And Molly Ziegler: He was found inside a kettle cooker and authorities are not regarding his death as suspicious?
O-kaaayyyy ......
Depends. Was he cleaning it and had heart attack and was still in it for a while? Was he doing maintenance on it? Was he cooking and fell in? Was it locked out? Was it off but not LOTO and someone turned it on? We need more details.


I agree, need more details. For those that don't work with large tanks, here is a surprise, Confined spaces are death traps. If oxygen levels go down, you don't notice. You still breathe normally. But the air don't have enough O2. You get disorientated, so you miss the warning signs. And you pass out and die.

https://www.osha.gov/confined-spaces/hazards-solutions

https://www.cdc.gov/niosh/docs/86-110/
 
2022-09-23 6:22:43 AM  

chewynathan2: lotsa our food is just slightly not so good, said the tax paying fool that voted , caugh  caugh  to make america...


Put down the bong.
 
2022-09-23 6:42:51 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: LordOfThePings: Apple & Eve juice
What the hell is Eve juice?

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Yes, I think the fundies have taken Fark over.

Before long, we will have to spell the word "w*men".
 
2022-09-23 7:37:53 AM  
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RIP Landfill 3
 
2022-09-23 9:41:10 AM  

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2022-09-23 11:55:45 AM  

1funguy: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: LordOfThePings: Apple & Eve juice
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I ain't getting my replies deleted again

Yes, I think the fundies have taken Fark over.

Before long, we will have to spell the word "w*men".


Notmen or men. The only needed words. Singular forms are man or notman.
 
2022-09-23 1:41:11 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: 1funguy: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: LordOfThePings: Apple & Eve juice
What the hell is Eve juice?

I ain't getting my replies deleted again

Yes, I think the fundies have taken Fark over.

Before long, we will have to spell the word "w*men".

Notmen or men. The only needed words. Singular forms are man or notman.


Somebody will still be offended...always are...
 
2022-09-23 6:12:09 PM  

1funguy: StoPPeRmobile: 1funguy: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: LordOfThePings: Apple & Eve juice
What the hell is Eve juice?

I ain't getting my replies deleted again

Yes, I think the fundies have taken Fark over.

Before long, we will have to spell the word "w*men".

Notmen or men. The only needed words. Singular forms are man or notman.

Somebody will still be offended...always are...


Really does cover all this that hate men. What's the problem. Lol.
 
2022-09-23 7:26:22 PM  
Mushy apple juice... so, applesauce??
 
2022-09-23 8:25:39 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: 1funguy: StoPPeRmobile: 1funguy: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: LordOfThePings: Apple & Eve juice
What the hell is Eve juice?

I ain't getting my replies deleted again

Yes, I think the fundies have taken Fark over.

Before long, we will have to spell the word "w*men".

Notmen or men. The only needed words. Singular forms are man or notman.

Somebody will still be offended...always are...

Really does cover all this that hate men. What's the problem. Lol.


Shaving cream.

Used to be soap. In a mug. With a brush.

Then somebody decided it needed menthol. Pussies.

Next thing, spray foam. And aloe.

Nair.

Reagan.  EST seminars. Indoor pets. Cassette tapes.

It's over. Just the math on nuclear fallout.

Reincarnation is gonna suck too.

All because shaving mugs fell out of favor.
 
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