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(Some Guy)   You're killing me, Pepsi   (parade.com) divider line
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891 clicks; posted to Food » on 22 Sep 2022 at 10:50 PM (11 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-22 9:33:25 PM  
They can do this crap but can't bring back Pepsi Blue.
 
2022-09-22 10:01:41 PM  
Gotta admit, Starlight Coca Cola wasn't bad.
 
2022-09-22 10:04:57 PM  
There's a catch, though, as you won't be finding the s'mores collab in stores; the only way to get your hands on these (camp)fire flavors is to be one of 2,000 lucky winners in the Pepsi S'mores Sweepstakes.
Starting today, Sept. 22, follow @Pepsi and share an image or description of how you s'more on Twitter or Instagram with the hashtags #PepsiSmores and #Sweepstakes for your chance to win a set of the limited flavors.


Wish I had read this part before
 
2022-09-22 10:05:55 PM  
Before I showed this story to my kid.

/whoops
//on both counts
///screw you, Pepsi
 
HFK
2022-09-22 10:56:16 PM  
It really is dumb when they do this but you can't actually buy any.

I wanted to try Pepsi Nitro which you actually can buy but it is $6.99 for a 4 pack. I am not paying almost $2 a can for any soft drink.
 
2022-09-22 11:14:07 PM  

Naido: Gotta admit, Starlight Coca Cola wasn't bad.


Yes. Yes it was.
 
2022-09-22 11:16:58 PM  

HFK: It really is dumb when they do this but you can't actually buy any.

I wanted to try Pepsi Nitro which you actually can buy but it is $6.99 for a 4 pack. I am not paying almost $2 a can for any soft drink.


Nitro is really, really not worth it
 
2022-09-22 11:41:58 PM  
You goddam monsters. Bring back surge!!!
 
2022-09-22 11:53:42 PM  
I'm sorry Papa Homer
 
2022-09-23 12:13:50 AM  

NINEv2: You goddam monsters. Bring back surge!!!


i remember surge existing, i can't remember what it tasted like. how was it different from mountain dew?
 
2022-09-23 12:59:26 AM  

luna1580: NINEv2: You goddam monsters. Bring back surge!!!

i remember surge existing, i can't remember what it tasted like. how was it different from mountain dew?


Stronger flavor? Maybe?

I won a Surge t-shirt (and $1 in quarters) from a vending machine.in high school. Stuffed in a 20 oz bottle, I pulled the shirt out and wore it like the Seinfeld puffy shirt all day long.
 
2022-09-23 1:07:04 AM  

puffy999: luna1580: NINEv2: You goddam monsters. Bring back surge!!!

i remember surge existing, i can't remember what it tasted like. how was it different from mountain dew?

Stronger flavor? Maybe?

I won a Surge t-shirt (and $1 in quarters) from a vending machine.in high school. Stuffed in a 20 oz bottle, I pulled the shirt out and wore it like the Seinfeld puffy shirt all day long.


we must be roughly the same age. and username checks out 😜
 
2022-09-23 1:54:09 AM  

luna1580: NINEv2: You goddam monsters. Bring back surge!!!

i remember surge existing, i can't remember what it tasted like. how was it different from mountain dew?


Mountain dew and OJ without the heartburn. It was divine.
 
2022-09-23 1:58:21 AM  
i liked the mt dew watermelon. fun drink.
 
2022-09-23 2:09:00 AM  

puffy999: luna1580: NINEv2: You goddam monsters. Bring back surge!!!

i remember surge existing, i can't remember what it tasted like. how was it different from mountain dew?

Stronger flavor? Maybe?

I won a Surge t-shirt (and $1 in quarters) from a vending machine.in high school. Stuffed in a 20 oz bottle, I pulled the shirt out and wore it like the Seinfeld puffy shirt all day long.


It always felt slightly more carbonated to me as well.  Not tons, but a bit.  And more citrus-y
 
2022-09-23 2:15:00 AM  

luna1580: puffy999: luna1580: NINEv2: You goddam monsters. Bring back surge!!!

i remember surge existing, i can't remember what it tasted like. how was it different from mountain dew?

Stronger flavor? Maybe?

I won a Surge t-shirt (and $1 in quarters) from a vending machine.in high school. Stuffed in a 20 oz bottle, I pulled the shirt out and wore it like the Seinfeld puffy shirt all day long.

we must be roughly the same age. and username checks out 😜


And Coke gave away CD (mail in vouchers) back then.

What a time to be alive.

/since this is Fark I don't need to explain the CD concept
 
2022-09-23 3:36:29 AM  

puffy999: luna1580: puffy999: luna1580: NINEv2: You goddam monsters. Bring back surge!!!

i remember surge existing, i can't remember what it tasted like. how was it different from mountain dew?

Stronger flavor? Maybe?

I won a Surge t-shirt (and $1 in quarters) from a vending machine.in high school. Stuffed in a 20 oz bottle, I pulled the shirt out and wore it like the Seinfeld puffy shirt all day long.

we must be roughly the same age. and username checks out 😜

And Coke gave away CD (mail in vouchers) back then.

What a time to be alive.

/since this is Fark I don't need to explain the CD concept


Of course not. We know what you're talking about.
How did the CD vouchers work? Were they for clothes or did they send you an actual drag queen who would cross dress for you?
 
2022-09-23 4:58:52 AM  

anuran: puffy999: luna1580: puffy999: luna1580: NINEv2: You goddam monsters. Bring back surge!!!

i remember surge existing, i can't remember what it tasted like. how was it different from mountain dew?

Stronger flavor? Maybe?

I won a Surge t-shirt (and $1 in quarters) from a vending machine.in high school. Stuffed in a 20 oz bottle, I pulled the shirt out and wore it like the Seinfeld puffy shirt all day long.

we must be roughly the same age. and username checks out 😜

And Coke gave away CD (mail in vouchers) back then.

What a time to be alive.

/since this is Fark I don't need to explain the CD concept

Of course not. We know what you're talking about.
How did the CD vouchers work? Were they for clothes or did they send you an actual drag queen who would cross dress for you?


The latter, they'd read you a story and you you could both have coke

/which kind was up to you
 
2022-09-23 5:08:53 AM  

puffy999: I'm sorry Papa Homer


The Simpsons - Beer (When I was seventeen) by Homer Simpson
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2022-09-23 7:11:17 AM  

NINEv2: luna1580: NINEv2: You goddam monsters. Bring back surge!!!

i remember surge existing, i can't remember what it tasted like. how was it different from mountain dew?

Mountain dew and OJ without the heartburn. It was divine.


That's about right.  It was basically carbonated Ecto-Cooler that was actually the colour of Slimer.  I think the last time I had it was in 2005 when I saw "The Sum Of All Fears" at a cinema.
 
2022-09-23 7:40:16 AM  
I miss Mt Dew Pitch Black. The first gen
 
2022-09-23 9:35:38 AM  
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2022-09-23 10:29:46 AM  

HFK: I am not paying almost $2 a can for any soft drink.


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2022-09-23 12:43:45 PM  
S'mores are overrated.

I remember the first time I went camping as a kid. Everyone kept pumping me up for s'mores. They were like, "We're gonna eat s'mores tonight, little DuneClimber! S'mores!!!"

Then I had one.

It was just messy, sticky, overcomplicated nonsense. I would have been happier just eating the chocolate bar or any of the other ingredients on their own.

I have resented s'mores ever since.
 
2022-09-23 2:57:47 PM  

luna1580: NINEv2: You goddam monsters. Bring back surge!!!

i remember surge existing, i can't remember what it tasted like. how was it different from mountain dew?


delicious, Lime-Forward.

16 year old me could not get enough of it, and this:

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2022-09-23 8:27:19 PM  
Nice headline, subby.
 
2022-09-23 10:04:19 PM  

anuran: puffy999: luna1580: puffy999: luna1580: NINEv2: You goddam monsters. Bring back surge!!!

i remember surge existing, i can't remember what it tasted like. how was it different from mountain dew?

Stronger flavor? Maybe?

I won a Surge t-shirt (and $1 in quarters) from a vending machine.in high school. Stuffed in a 20 oz bottle, I pulled the shirt out and wore it like the Seinfeld puffy shirt all day long.

we must be roughly the same age. and username checks out 😜

And Coke gave away CD (mail in vouchers) back then.

What a time to be alive.

/since this is Fark I don't need to explain the CD concept

Of course not. We know what you're talking about.
How did the CD vouchers work? Were they for clothes or did they send you an actual drag queen who would cross dress for you?


No no. It's a Certificate of Deposit. Those things that used to return 5% after 6 months. Member those?
 
2022-09-24 4:50:21 AM  

DuneClimber: S'mores are overrated.

I remember the first time I went camping as a kid. Everyone kept pumping me up for s'mores. They were like, "We're gonna eat s'mores tonight, little DuneClimber! S'mores!!!"

Then I had one.

It was just messy, sticky, overcomplicated nonsense. I would have been happier just eating the chocolate bar or any of the other ingredients on their own.

I have resented s'mores ever since.


Amen - perfectly cromulent ingredients but somehow the whole just makes for an overly gooey fistfight of flavors
 
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