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2022-09-22 9:29:07 PM  
A wellness check where the police didn't do the killing? Astounding!
 
2022-09-22 9:29:28 PM  
So where was she going?
 
2022-09-22 9:31:18 PM  

anuran: A wellness check where the police didn't do the killing? Astounding!


Now they're mad someone beat them to it.

And that there wasn't a dog to shoot.
 
2022-09-22 9:31:55 PM  
Odd! I keep my realDoll in one suitcase.  WTF?
 
2022-09-22 9:32:22 PM  
Tragic suicide.

-NYPD after closing the investigation 36 hours later, probably.
 
2022-09-22 9:32:45 PM  
She had to be in two places at once.
 
2022-09-22 9:34:20 PM  
Topless body found in barless head?
 
2022-09-22 9:34:22 PM  

AlgaeRancher: So where was she going?


And what do you think the problem was?
 
2022-09-22 9:34:30 PM  
so the description is....a 23 year old male...get looking.
 
2022-09-22 9:34:44 PM  
"The airline said that checked baggage was $15 a bag and tickets were $60 each, so I figured..."
 
2022-09-22 9:35:34 PM  
The medical examiner will determine the cause of death.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it was a magic trick gone wrong.

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Ladies, this is why you don't date aspiring magicians. I know the cape is an aphrodisiac, but hold out for someone established with a steady gig.
 
2022-09-22 9:39:05 PM  
"She was all packed, but not ready to go." -- Lenny Briscoe
 
2022-09-22 9:42:58 PM  
Suspects include David Copperfield and Penn and Teller.
 
2022-09-22 9:43:44 PM  
Should've used a sawed off shotgun with his left on a forty.

Hope the lady's family can identify her and can afford a good mortician.
 
2022-09-22 9:45:18 PM  
Well, obviously not someone who knew how to break down a carcass.
 
2022-09-22 9:46:57 PM  
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2022-09-22 9:48:27 PM  
Why did they take her out of the suitcases, just to put her in a body bag?
 
2022-09-22 9:51:36 PM  
"The woman had a valid order of protection against her boyfriend until the end of the month."

I sometimes think that when women get an order of protection that it should come with a pistol or shotgun.
 
2022-09-22 9:53:25 PM  
The woman had a valid order of protection against her boyfriend until the end of the month.
Detectives are now actively looking for the boyfriend. He violated the act of protection in the past showing up at her apartment unannounced.


And yet, nobody could stop him from going over there and killing her.
As much as it hurts you, you may have to kill him yourself.
 
2022-09-22 9:56:38 PM  

cryinoutloud: The woman had a valid order of protection against her boyfriend until the end of the month.
Detectives are now actively looking for the boyfriend. He violated the act of protection in the past showing up at her apartment unannounced.

And yet, nobody could stop him from going over there and killing her.
As much as it hurts you, you may have to kill him yourself.


I keep saying that should be the law.
 
2022-09-22 9:57:30 PM  
Abolish the police
 
2022-09-22 10:03:05 PM  
Someone tried to the "saw in half" magic trick with suitcases and failed?
 
2022-09-22 10:03:51 PM  

Mock26: "The woman had a valid order of protection against her boyfriend until the end of the month."

I sometimes think that when women get an order of protection that it should come with a pistol or shotgun.


A fair number of cops refer to it as a "hunting license" because while it won't stop the violent asshole it makes your claim of self defense when, not if, WHEN the order is violated a lot easier.
 
2022-09-22 10:04:07 PM  
Cypress Hills? Nothing good ever happens when you go to that place...
 
2022-09-22 10:06:21 PM  

cryinoutloud: The woman had a valid order of protection against her boyfriend until the end of the month.
Detectives are now actively looking for the boyfriend. He violated the act of protection in the past showing up at her apartment unannounced.

And yet, nobody could stop him from going over there and killing her.
As much as it hurts you, you may have to kill him yourself.


Report everything. Document everything. Get a case number. It won't stop him. But once again when he comes to kill you you can
1) Be easy in your heart because you did everything you were supposed to do and can do what you have to to survive with a clear conscience
2) And as I said before it makes that claim of self defense stand up a lot better in Court
 
2022-09-22 10:06:34 PM  
FTFA: Detectives are now actively looking for the boyfriend. He violated the act of protection in the past showing up at her apartment unannounced.

Oh yea, violating the act of protection.  totally bad thing there.  lets ignore the meat cleaver and mutilated corpse that was put into 2 suitcases... which was an obvious suicide
 
2022-09-22 10:06:52 PM  

Jeebus Saves: Abolish the police


No thanks, anarchist.
 
2022-09-22 10:10:37 PM  
Speaking of school indoctrination, when we start teaching kids (boys, mostly) that you can't murder your love interest (girls, mostly) just because they don't want to be with you anymore?
It's just farking outrageous that a woman can't refuse a man without fearing for her life.
I'm generally not a fan of draconian punishments, but this shiat calls for very slow, very public flaying, ala GOT.

/Reek
//Start with the penis
 
2022-09-22 10:12:39 PM  

Mock26: "The woman had a valid order of protection against her boyfriend until the end of the month."

I sometimes think that when women get an order of protection that it should come with a pistol or shotgun.


I worked with a woman who had one against her ex husband.  She told me it was so when he killed her, they would find the paper in her wallet and know who did it.
 
2022-09-22 10:24:56 PM  
Protip: When they say case the joint they don't actually mean case the joints.
 
2022-09-22 10:53:08 PM  

anuran: Report everything. Document everything. Get a case number. It won't stop him. But once again when he comes to kill you you can
1) Be easy in your heart because you did everything you were supposed to do and can do what you have to to survive with a clear conscience
2) And as I said before it makes that claim of self defense stand up a lot better in Court


I might have  killed mine, but I was way behind in knowing what I was dealing with.  You usually are.  You can't deal with it, and nobody else will believe it.
He attacked me a few times after I left him.   It kind of freaks me out to even write that, because I didn't think of it that way then, and also i've blocked a whole lot of stuff.  Having the knowledge I have now, I could have shot him any of those times and probably gotten away with it.  I was a goddamn wreck.  And he could snap at any time, which was kind of the problem. I knew he was dangerous.
He was stalking both me and our son for years.   I didn't own a gun, and for some reason I had enough sense not to go buy one, or one of us would have bought it.

This was while I was under the supervision of a shrink, and he knew my ex too.  He more or less made me leave town.  Because nobody could stop my ex.  Not two good shrinks.  You can't DO anything.  He wasn't breaking any  law, besides clogging up the civil court system for years.  He wasn't violent or openly threatening (like they'd do anything anyway. Because they don't.)
And the cops are crooked.  After that, I never believed in any authority. I think they are all full of shiat.

I never would have gotten over it.  Our son never would have.  There's no good solution.  I always have the utmost sympathy for victims of stalkers and crazy exes, even if  it's some loathsome person like Madonna.  It's a horrible thing to go through.
 
2022-09-22 11:02:19 PM  

Spawn_of_Cthulhu: Mock26: "The woman had a valid order of protection against her boyfriend until the end of the month."

I sometimes think that when women get an order of protection that it should come with a pistol or shotgun.

I worked with a woman who had one against her ex husband.  She told me it was so when he killed her, they would find the paper in her wallet and know who did it.


As but true. Restraining orders are worthless.

Lots of misogynistic comments in this thread.
 
2022-09-22 11:09:36 PM  

cryinoutloud: anuran: Report everything. Document everything. Get a case number. It won't stop him. But once again when he comes to kill you you can
1) Be easy in your heart because you did everything you were supposed to do and can do what you have to to survive with a clear conscience
2) And as I said before it makes that claim of self defense stand up a lot better in Court

I might have  killed mine, but I was way behind in knowing what I was dealing with.  You usually are.  You can't deal with it, and nobody else will believe it.
He attacked me a few times after I left him.   It kind of freaks me out to even write that, because I didn't think of it that way then, and also i've blocked a whole lot of stuff.  Having the knowledge I have now, I could have shot him any of those times and probably gotten away with it.  I was a goddamn wreck.  And he could snap at any time, which was kind of the problem. I knew he was dangerous.
He was stalking both me and our son for years.   I didn't own a gun, and for some reason I had enough sense not to go buy one, or one of us would have bought it.

This was while I was under the supervision of a shrink, and he knew my ex too.  He more or less made me leave town.  Because nobody could stop my ex.  Not two good shrinks.  You can't DO anything.  He wasn't breaking any  law, besides clogging up the civil court system for years.  He wasn't violent or openly threatening (like they'd do anything anyway. Because they don't.)
And the cops are crooked.  After that, I never believed in any authority. I think they are all full of shiat.

I never would have gotten over it.  Our son never would have.  There's no good solution.  I always have the utmost sympathy for victims of stalkers and crazy exes, even if  it's some loathsome person like Madonna.  It's a horrible thing to go through.


sometimes there are no good solutions, only the best one available to you.
 
2022-09-22 11:16:38 PM  

AlgaeRancher: So where was she going?


I...I think I hate you now.

It's because you made me laugh and I'm pretty sure that's on you.
 
2022-09-22 11:20:59 PM  

kkinnison: FTFA: Detectives are now actively looking for the boyfriend. He violated the act of protection in the past showing up at her apartment unannounced. ...The woman had a valid order of protection against her boyfriend until the end of the month.

Oh yea, violating the act of protection.  totally bad thing there.  lets ignore the meat cleaver and mutilated corpse that was put into 2 suitcases... which was an obvious suicide


I mean, if he would have just waited to the end of the month when it expired we wouldn't even be discussing it!
 
2022-09-22 11:21:40 PM  
Better keep the suitcases closed.

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2022-09-22 11:56:27 PM  

bobbyjoebobby: Restraining orders are worthless.


Not entirely. They give the cops a reason to arrest someone when they come back to harass their ex. The problem is, too many women get ROs, then let their ex move back in with them or otherwise choose not to enforce the RO until it's too late.
 
2022-09-22 11:57:34 PM  

AlgaeRancher: So where was she going?


Dunno, but she had to check a bag.
 
2022-09-23 12:11:41 AM  
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2022-09-23 12:14:23 AM  

cryinoutloud: I never would have gotten over it. Our son never would have. There's no good solution. I always have the utmost sympathy for victims of stalkers and crazy exes, even if it's some loathsome person like Madonna. It's a horrible thing to go through.


I'm sorry you had to go through all that.
It sounds a bit hopeful at the end, though, unless I'm misreading. "I never would have" sounds like maybe you did?
I hope so, and there's no need for you to answer.
 
2022-09-23 1:12:30 AM  

kkinnison: FTFA: Detectives are now actively looking for the boyfriend. He violated the act of protection in the past showing up at her apartment unannounced.

Oh yea, violating the act of protection.  totally bad thing there.  lets ignore the meat cleaver and mutilated corpse that was put into 2 suitcases... which was an obvious suicide


That "valid order" is just a piece of paper.
 
2022-09-23 5:07:17 AM  
As much as I'm not normally in love with everyone packing, you got a crazy farking ex?  Get yourself a firearm.  Shiatty but you need to be able to stop them from murdering your ass.  Not a guarantee, but at least you've got a chance.  If they force their way in, kill them.  The end

/regardless of your gender
//'cause there are psychos of all flavors
///but most of them are dudes
////no, no one should have to do that, but not much else will give you that chance
 
2022-09-23 6:29:15 AM  

farkitallletitend: She had to be in two places at once.


Lot of baggage in that relationship...
 
2022-09-23 8:40:29 AM  

Fireproof: "The airline said that checked baggage was $15 a bag and tickets were $60 each, so I figured..."


(Obviously I DNRTFA before saying this)
 
2022-09-23 9:02:30 AM  
I was going to post some Patsy Cline/Wille Nelson snark, but the story is too sad.
 
2022-09-23 9:21:55 AM  

thorpe: cryinoutloud: I never would have gotten over it. Our son never would have. There's no good solution. I always have the utmost sympathy for victims of stalkers and crazy exes, even if it's some loathsome person like Madonna. It's a horrible thing to go through.
I'm sorry you had to go through all that.
It sounds a bit hopeful at the end, though, unless I'm misreading. "I never would have" sounds like maybe you did?
I hope so, and there's no need for you to answer.


I"m as fine as you see, although some Farkers would disagree with that assessment.  My ex still stalks the earth about 150 miles away, and I make sure he knows nothing about me.  Our son grew up big and makes money, which is all a young man needs--money and largeness.  I did what I could.  he ignores me a lot.  I prefer to think it's just because of all the shared pain.  We trigger each other.  That sounds harsh, but he does it to me, so I know.
Maybe I"m  better in some ways, because I had to learn so much.  But the damage is done.  If you tell me, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger,"  I'm going to kill you.  There is nothing wrong with being ignorant of these things.
 
2022-09-23 9:35:47 AM  

cryinoutloud: thorpe: cryinoutloud: I never would have gotten over it. Our son never would have. There's no good solution. I always have the utmost sympathy for victims of stalkers and crazy exes, even if it's some loathsome person like Madonna. It's a horrible thing to go through.
I'm sorry you had to go through all that.
It sounds a bit hopeful at the end, though, unless I'm misreading. "I never would have" sounds like maybe you did?
I hope so, and there's no need for you to answer.

I"m as fine as you see, although some Farkers would disagree with that assessment.  My ex still stalks the earth about 150 miles away, and I make sure he knows nothing about me.  Our son grew up big and makes money, which is all a young man needs--money and largeness.  I did what I could.  he ignores me a lot.  I prefer to think it's just because of all the shared pain.  We trigger each other.  That sounds harsh, but he does it to me, so I know.
Maybe I"m  better in some ways, because I had to learn so much.  But the damage is done.  If you tell me, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger,"  I'm going to kill you.  There is nothing wrong with being ignorant of these things.


You should say "If you tell me 'What doesn't kill you makes you stronger,' I'll test that by seeing just how strong I can make you, if you get my drift."
 
6 days ago  

AlgaeRancher: So where was she going?


North & South Dakota...
 
6 days ago  

waxbeans: Odd! I keep my realDoll in one suitcase.  WTF?


Maybe this was the chubby-chaser model...the whole thing doesn't fit in one suitcase. Well, the hole thing does, but not the rest of the body.
 
6 days ago  

bobbyjoebobby: Spawn_of_Cthulhu: Mock26: "The woman had a valid order of protection against her boyfriend until the end of the month."

I sometimes think that when women get an order of protection that it should come with a pistol or shotgun.

I worked with a woman who had one against her ex husband.  She told me it was so when he killed her, they would find the paper in her wallet and know who did it.

As but true. Restraining orders are worthless.

Lots of misogynistic comments in this thread.


One of my more disturbing excused-absence emails from a student: "In hiding today because my ex said he'd attack me and knows my class schedule. Police are on their way and know where he is, but until then is it okay if I miss class?"
 
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