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(MSN)   FDA warning about "NyQuil Chicken" results in spiked interest, trending tweets about "NyQuil Chicken." Follow-up tag trumps Obvious tag, but just barely   (msn.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Influenza, Common cold, Food and Drug Administration, Rhinovirus, Dextromethorphan, Twitter, Social media, Paracetamol  
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2397 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Sep 2022 at 6:45 PM (11 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-22 5:36:12 PM  
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2022-09-22 6:14:25 PM  
I don't understand how society benefits by preventing anyone who wants to try this or any other dangerous TikTok trend from doing it. We should be encouraging these people, not saving them.
 
2022-09-22 6:27:50 PM  
Someone ask Mr. Sausage to do make a nyquil chicken sausage
 
2022-09-22 6:29:12 PM  
Coq au village idiot.
 
2022-09-22 6:47:05 PM  
You can only do so much to protect people from themselves.
 
2022-09-22 6:47:21 PM  
For that restful peep my body needs...
 
2022-09-22 6:48:20 PM  
It's better with the Cherry Flavor NyQuil
 
2022-09-22 6:49:17 PM  
What the shiat
 
2022-09-22 6:49:39 PM  
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2022-09-22 6:50:21 PM  
It would have been a silly joke 15-20 years ago. It's a minor joke on Tic Tack. But the safety police have to come out and say "don't do this stupid thing!" And now everyone knows about it. For a comp, look at Tide Pods. Everyone who died doing that saved us important resources during the pandemic.
 
2022-09-22 6:50:49 PM  

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God dammit that man is a genius
 
2022-09-22 6:50:57 PM  
Nyquil Chicken sounds like a fullback from that old Key & Peele football names sketch.
 
2022-09-22 6:50:58 PM  
I hear Triaminic pairs well with pork
 
2022-09-22 6:51:45 PM  
Warning people not to do stupid shiat is not the way to do it.  You have to take a person who did it and then make fun of them for two solid weeks before pretending they don't exist so they get the shame but none of the fame.  It's an old SNL trick from the '90s.
 
2022-09-22 6:54:19 PM  
I prefer Pepto Pork
 
2022-09-22 6:55:04 PM  

Aetre: Nyquil Chicken sounds like a fullback from that old Key & Peele football names sketch.


Nyquillus Dillwad, LSU
 
2022-09-22 6:55:38 PM  
WHAT IN THE FARK AM I EVEN READING??
 
2022-09-22 6:55:42 PM  

wildcardjack: It would have been a silly joke 15-20 years ago. It's a minor joke on Tic Tack. But the safety police have to come out and say "don't do this stupid thing!" And now everyone knows about it. For a comp, look at Tide Pods. Everyone who died doing that saved us important resources during the pandemic.


Ditto everyone who died listening to the advice to take horse tranquilizer and hyrdoxychloroquine, for that matter.
 
2022-09-22 6:55:46 PM  
What is the expectation with the Nyquil? Is the anise flavor the desired effect?

Do I need to marinate the chicken overnight? Is that why Nyquil is important?
 
2022-09-22 6:56:28 PM  
Cream of Kaopectate soup.
 
2022-09-22 6:59:01 PM  
I've been wondering where this came from. It was on the evening news and I was just wondering WTF started this.
Just a joke that people started talking seriously.
 
2022-09-22 7:01:57 PM  
Was this another one of those stupid ideas that Facebook/Meta posted on Tik Tok to try and kill/incarcerate it's users?
 
2022-09-22 7:02:13 PM  

Jake Havechek: Cream of Kaopectate soup.


Cream of Magnesia.
 
2022-09-22 7:02:44 PM  
How long before we see the warning on the label? Cause this is how we get those weird labels.

/No toaster company was like hmm making toast in the tub is popular, we better warn people.
//Just like all those people who try to dry their hair in the shower
///Bone-apple-tea
 
2022-09-22 7:03:13 PM  

whidbey: WHAT IN THE FARK AM I EVEN READING??


Same thing I was...idiots trying to kill people
 
2022-09-22 7:06:26 PM  
Wait I can make  NyQuil stronger?  Wait i me nyquiel cough drops?
 
2022-09-22 7:07:56 PM  
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2022-09-22 7:08:48 PM  
The internet, more than beer, is the solution to and cause of all of life's problems.
 
2022-09-22 7:09:49 PM  
This, and the pink sauce, and the pesto-bismol voodoo donuts.

It's like a combination of alchemy and cargo cult. Trying to make magical elixirs, but using OTC pharmacy products instead of bark and roots.

(OK the pink sauce didn't have any pharmacy products - it was pink ranch dressing)
 
2022-09-22 7:09:58 PM  
I like to put rat poison in my quesadillas.  You should try it, it's delicious.
 
2022-09-22 7:10:08 PM  
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2022-09-22 7:13:55 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I don't understand how society benefits by preventing anyone who wants to try this or any other dangerous TikTok trend from doing it. We should be encouraging these people, not saving them.


Socialized medicine (here in Canada).

Other people's stupidity ultimately costs us (read: me) individually up here.

I'm furious enough already that covidiots and pro-plague terrorists have overloaded and burned out our health care infrastructure. If I have to sit next to some nyquil chicken suicide-by-fad knuckledragger next time I need to go to emerg, I will end us both.
 
2022-09-22 7:15:43 PM  

wildcardjack: It would have been a silly joke 15-20 years ago. It's a minor joke on Tic Tack. But the safety police have to come out and say "don't do this stupid thing!" And now everyone knows about it. For a comp, look at Tide Pods. Everyone who died doing that saved us important resources during the pandemic.


But that's the joke.

I can get idiots to do ANYTHING if I just say that such and such federal agency strongly warns you not to do a thing.
 
2022-09-22 7:16:14 PM  
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2022-09-22 7:17:49 PM  

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Actually Trump run a casino in the ground.
 
2022-09-22 7:17:50 PM  
Back in my day, when a story like this would make the rounds, we would all laugh and refer to the "new drug" all the kids were doing which was diarrhea.  So either we got a lot more gullible, trolls got a lot more believable, or internet users got a lot dumber.  ...That's- that's a lot harder to tell which than I thought before writing.
 
2022-09-22 7:20:18 PM  

waxbeans: Pointy Tail of Satan: [Fark user image image 850x400]

Actually Trump run a casino in the ground.


yeah, but Trump made money.  All his investors?  yeah, not so much.

Yet somehow this idiot has a never ending supply of investors.  Thus, proving Barnum right, but I don;t think that quote was Barnum.
 
2022-09-22 7:20:38 PM  
The FDA needs to stop being so nice.  Be like: "Are you stupid?"
 
2022-09-22 7:21:13 PM  
Take some Imodium and Ex Lax and let your bowels be a battleground.
 
2022-09-22 7:23:04 PM  
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2022-09-22 7:23:54 PM  
The dinner time sautéing, grilling, baking, broiling, stuffing made, flavor, so you can eat ingredient.
 
2022-09-22 7:24:13 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I don't understand how society benefits by preventing anyone who wants to try this or any other dangerous TikTok trend from doing it. We should be encouraging these people, not saving them.


Not preventing them; they're just saying "Think about it.  Maybe don't do it.". Probably not enough to stop anybody from doing it.  "You can't tell US to think!  We don't have to do that!  This is America!"
 
2022-09-22 7:26:09 PM  
I wish Vicks 44-d from the 80s was still around.
 
2022-09-22 7:30:16 PM  
I remember thinking the last time I took Nyquil "man they should make cheesecake with this" before I drifted off to sleep.

so

I kinda get it.
 
2022-09-22 7:31:10 PM  
Now, we all know you gotta use the robitussin without the guafinisin or whatever in it or you'll just puke it up. Just look for the deoxymagnimudoum or shiat and chug the bottle and you don't need xgicken an sorta likke jus becoolmanbeco
 
2022-09-22 7:32:24 PM  
I have a great recipe for Ex-Lax brownies, if anyone wants it.
 
2022-09-22 7:35:13 PM  

Subtonic: Now, we all know you gotta use the robitussin without the guafinisin or whatever in it or you'll just puke it up. Just look for the deoxymagnimudoum or shiat and chug the bottle and you don't need xgicken an sorta likke jus becoolmanbeco


Is xgicken like levomethorphan? Cause that'd be cool
 
2022-09-22 7:35:22 PM  
Well humanity, we had a nice run.  200,000 years isn't too shabby.  Sad that we end like this though...
 
2022-09-22 7:36:17 PM  

I Swear I'll Jump: I have a great recipe for Ex-Lax brownies, if anyone wants it.


When I was 12, I was very stopped up for a while.  I was too embarrassed to get Ex Lax at the drug store because we lived in a very small town.  Then I remembered there was a bottle of prune juice in the fridge.  Drank a tall glass of that and 20 minutes later it was off to the races.  Like Jeff Daniels in Dumb and Dumber.
 
2022-09-22 7:37:43 PM  
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