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(KTLA Los Angeles)   OC man facing twenty years in prison for getting 'a tad' upset over his lack of coffee on an American Airlines flight   (ktla.com) divider line
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4031 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Sep 2022 at 7:33 PM (5 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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5 days ago  
Attacking from behind tells you everything about this person.
 
5 days ago  
A maximum of 20 years.

You can murder someone and get less time than that.
 
5 days ago  

Gubbo: A maximum of 20 years.

You can murder someone and get less time than that.


Meh, it's a max 20 years. Dude's a lil prick taking cheap shots because he can't get his way and deserves some time and no-fly list, but he's not gonna get 20 years.

Now if you murder someone and it's recorded and witnessed by a few dozen people, then you should probably expect well over 20 years.
 
5 days ago  

scottydoesntknow: Gubbo: A maximum of 20 years.

You can murder someone and get less time than that.

Meh, it's a max 20 years. Dude's a lil prick taking cheap shots because he can't get his way and deserves some time and no-fly list, but he's not gonna get 20 years.

Now if you murder someone and it's recorded and witnessed by a few dozen people, then you should probably expect well over 20 years.


Depending on who it is...
 
5 days ago  
"The man flees towards the rear of the plane where he was detained by passengers."

I'd love to hear the genius getaway plan he had.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Still better than Air Canada.
 
5 days ago  
Of course, depending how you "interfere with a flight crew", you could be risking the lives of a couple hundred people.
 
5 days ago  
Probably didn't upgrade his cooling when doing the overclock so he ended up unstable and throwing errors, or his parents cheaped out and bought a locked processor and he thought he'd bump the BLCK.
 
5 days ago  
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/oblig
 
5 days ago  
Imagine all the times this 33-year-old dude's probably gotten away with similar behavior in the past.
 
5 days ago  
This is the kind of person I want hand cuffed to a chair so that I can violently take my frustrations with life out on him. I despise cowardly bullies.

Yes, I am a terrible person, I know. But I know some of you would too.
 
5 days ago  

Weatherkiss: [Fark user image image 850x478]


A 'tad' is half-a-million miles.
 
5 days ago  
He should be sentenced to be a flight attendant for 20 years.
 
5 days ago  
if this is not behavior of insanity what the fook is?
 
5 days ago  
Makes you think about the relatively recent (20-25? years) increase in "air rage" incidents

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5 days ago  

edmo: Attacking from behind tells you everything about this person.


They know about the element of surprise?
 
5 days ago  
Why the word 'allegedly' in cases like this?  

There's a plane full of witnesses and he's on camera doing it.
 
5 days ago  

Gubbo: A maximum of 20 years.

You can murder someone and get less time than that.


It is a point of great annoyance for flight attendants that jail time is rare. Most perpertrators get probation and fines. The longest sentence handed down that I'm aware of was four years.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

edmo: Attacking from behind tells you everything about this person.


Yeah, Biden supporter. What are ya gonna do.
 
5 days ago  

Gubbo: A maximum of 20 years.

You can murder someone and get less time than that.


Even less depending how you identify.
 
5 days ago  
"I bought the unlimited drink package and I'll damn well use it until I gotta board the plane!" turned out to be a bad idea, in hindsight.
 
5 days ago  
No. Fly. List. This. Piece. Of. Garbage.
 
5 days ago  
All over a cup of crappy, third-rate airline coffee. That level of stupidity should be sterilized to protect the rest of the gene pool.
 
5 days ago  
Also, airlines should just start conducting breathalyzer tests on all passengers and deny boarding to anyone over the legal limit.
 
5 days ago  

Petey4335: [Fark user image image 425x239]
/oblig


WTF, Pedro. First you spend forever looking in the pile of gifs on the phone, and then somehow post a non animated version. Plus minutes late.

/past, present, and future me couldn't, can't, and probably won't ever be able to handle Thursdays.
 
5 days ago  
I wasn't aware that airplanes now have a No Class section.
 
5 days ago  

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That's what started it, this is how it should have ended.
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TWX
5 days ago  
I don't get most people I guess.

Angriest I've ever gotten on a plane were on a red-eye over the Atlantic when some teenager with severe developmental disabilities spontaneously started screaming in the middle of the flight like Sonak dying in the transporter accident in Star Trek: The Motion Picture:


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for over an hour.

And even then I did not get violent, strongly tempted as I was.
 
TWX
5 days ago  

skinink: I wasn't aware that airplanes now have a No Class section.


I thought that was Frontier, trying to introduce the equivalent of Festival 'Seating'.

/or was it Aer Lingus?
 
5 days ago  

edmo: Attacking from behind tells you everything about this person.


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5 days ago  
Don't take internet memes so seriously.

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5 days ago  
I'm guessing his attorney will try to prove his client was actually in D.C. on 1/6 and try to get a judgement there first.
 
5 days ago  
OC man

Yeah, probably obsessive-compulsive.
 
5 days ago  

Target Builder: "The man flees towards the rear of the plane where he was detained by passengers."

I'd love to hear the genius getaway plan he had.


The DB Cooper option?
 
5 days ago  
Take him out back.  Knee him down.  Have him put his head down.

Tired of this ****.
 
5 days ago  

SBinRR: Target Builder: "The man flees towards the rear of the plane where he was detained by passengers."

I'd love to hear the genius getaway plan he had.

The DB Cooper option?


The was never a high jacker. They made the dude up. Anyone other than the flight crew verify there was one? Nope.
 
5 days ago  
Back in the day, Hawaiian Airlines used to partner with American (maybe they still do). Anyway, I had half my flight on Hawaiian, half on American.

The Hawaiian half was great. The flight attendants were SO HAPPY. Got on the American half, the flight attendants acted like I was currently stabbing their children. Hateful people.
 
5 days ago  

Petey4335: Petey4335: [Fark user image image 425x239]
/oblig

WTF, Pedro. First you spend forever looking in the pile of gifs on the phone, and then somehow post a non animated version. Plus minutes late.

/past, present, and future me couldn't, can't, and probably won't ever be able to handle Thursdays.


Jeesh. Lay off the poor farker. They probably need some coffee. Maybe an Irish coffee.

/s
//had me for a sec anyways
 
5 days ago  

waxbeans: SBinRR: Target Builder: "The man flees towards the rear of the plane where he was detained by passengers."

I'd love to hear the genius getaway plan he had.

The DB Cooper option?

The was never a high jacker. They made the dude up. Anyone other than the flight crew verify there was one? Nope.


Nearly all the adult witnesses from that 1971 incident are dead. Mighty suspicious.
 
5 days ago  
A flight attendant friend once told me that you should never, EVER drink the coffee on a plane.

Like, NEVER ever.

They use the same water that comes from the bathroom tap that says "do not drink", but then make coffee with it.

Seriously.
 
5 days ago  

waxbeans: SBinRR: Target Builder: "The man flees towards the rear of the plane where he was detained by passengers."

I'd love to hear the genius getaway plan he had.

The DB Cooper option?

The was never a high jacker. They made the dude up. Anyone other than the flight crew verify there was one? Nope.


He/they made everybody else get off the flight in Seattle, so it was just "him" and the flight crew. I assumed they searched the plane and the crew for the money.
 
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5 days ago  

Gubbo: A maximum of 20 years.

You can murder someone and get less time than that.


You can do a LOT of things on a flight that will get you in a lot more trouble than it will on the ground.  It's not the place to fark around, as he's about to find out.
 
5 days ago  

Target Builder: "The man flees towards the rear of the plane where he was detained by passengers."

I'd love to hear the genius getaway plan he had.


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5 days ago  
I'd love to see the FAA get real liberal with handing out 1-10 year bans from flying for people who pull these stunts.

Not even assaults. Any belligerent disruptions. You STFU, sit TF down, and do as you're told.
 
5 days ago  
I would love to hear about this jackhole doing even a few months, but I think it's unlikely to go beyond no-fly list and a fine (unless he has some lengthy record).
 
5 days ago  

Target Builder: "The man flees towards the rear of the plane where he was detained by passengers."

I'd love to hear the genius getaway plan he had.


He was gonna take the DB Cooper way out...without a parachute.

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5 days ago  

powhound: Petey4335: Petey4335: [Fark user image image 425x239]
/oblig

WTF, Pedro. First you spend forever looking in the pile of gifs on the phone, and then somehow post a non animated version. Plus minutes late.

/past, present, and future me couldn't, can't, and probably won't ever be able to handle Thursdays.

Jeesh. Lay off the poor farker. They probably need some coffee. Maybe an Irish coffee.

/s
//had me for a sec anyways


Coffee for present self will make future self stay awake until the we hours.

Guests left past me some beer last weekend. We're good.
 
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