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(Daily Star)   Couple caught having 'wild sex' in hotel as patrons in restaurant across the way urge them to 'shut the blinds' cause they're TRYING TO EAT HERE (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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2022-09-22 4:43:10 PM  
Pretty sure that's Bigfoot.
 
2022-09-22 4:55:36 PM  
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2022-09-22 5:07:11 PM  
Dinner and a show. Nice.
 
2022-09-22 5:08:19 PM  
How about not looking in people's windows. F*cking pervs.
 
2022-09-22 5:08:48 PM  
Also, farkmods, your italics are kinda off. You have to double-space after the word to make it look right.
 
2022-09-22 5:09:22 PM  
There's a song in there somewhere:

Wild Sex (In The Working Class)
Youtube ysa7myYXm8k
 
2022-09-22 5:10:42 PM  
How come I never seem to stay in the hotels with couples having wild sex parties with the blinds open across the way?
 
2022-09-22 5:11:14 PM  
Patrons should have stood outside the door to their room and gave them a standing ovation.
 
2022-09-22 5:18:34 PM  

edmo: Pretty sure that's Bigfoot.


It's a streetlight.
 
2022-09-22 5:18:53 PM  
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2022-09-22 5:19:03 PM  
Take video of it. Then make it an NFT so they have to pay you to take it off the internet
 
2022-09-22 5:20:04 PM  

LurkerSupreme: How come I never seem to stay in the hotels with couples having wild sex parties with the blinds open across the way?


usually, the people showing off when they have sex aren't the people you want to see having sex.
 
2022-09-22 5:21:36 PM  
One generally doesn't want to see the people who want you to watch them having sex.
 
2022-09-22 5:23:38 PM  
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It's a streetlight.
 
2022-09-22 5:23:48 PM  
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2022-09-22 5:24:00 PM  

steklo: LurkerSupreme: How come I never seem to stay in the hotels with couples having wild sex parties with the blinds open across the way?

usually, the people showing off when they have sex aren't the people you want to see having sex.


*shakes tiny little ... er ... fist, yeah let's go with fist ...at you...*

/genetics can be a biatch
//thanks dad...sigh
 
2022-09-22 5:28:29 PM  
Woof.
 
2022-09-22 5:28:47 PM  
CSB

Somewhere in MA, I booked a hotel room to attend my cousin's wedding. The wife and I were coming from NY.

So we get to the hotel and one of our "things" is to have sex in a new state...so we got down to business.

no sooner as we finished, my wife heads off to the bathroom and I am putting on my pants when the door opens up and this woman with a suitcase on wheels comes waltzing into the room. No knock, no nothing, she comes right in.

"What are you doing in my room?" I asked.
"No, what are you doing in MY room?" she asked

Realizing this was going nowhere fast, I just picked up the phone and called the front desk.

"Yes, sorry, sir, have her come down to the front desk and we'll issue her a new room card. Sorry for the mix up"

so I tell her to go back down to the front desk, and they'll sort it out.

"Thank you. Hope I wasn't interrupting anything."

if she had come in ONE minute earlier?  She would've gotten a free show...
 
2022-09-22 5:30:44 PM  

Recoil Therapy: *shakes tiny little ... er ... fist, yeah let's go with fist ...at you...*


heh-heh, just chalk it up to great minds think a like.

I've got you farkied as going to Ft Knox...

it was 35 years ago I was there this month for basic training.
 
2022-09-22 5:36:29 PM  
SCANDALOUS. I hope there's a video.
 
2022-09-22 5:37:08 PM  

steklo: CSB

Somewhere in MA, I booked a hotel room to attend my cousin's wedding. The wife and I were coming from NY.

So we get to the hotel and one of our "things" is to have sex in a new state...so we got down to business.

no sooner as we finished, my wife heads off to the bathroom and I am putting on my pants when the door opens up and this woman with a suitcase on wheels comes waltzing into the room. No knock, no nothing, she comes right in.

"What are you doing in my room?" I asked.
"No, what are you doing in MY room?" she asked

Realizing this was going nowhere fast, I just picked up the phone and called the front desk.

"Yes, sorry, sir, have her come down to the front desk and we'll issue her a new room card. Sorry for the mix up"

so I tell her to go back down to the front desk, and they'll sort it out.

"Thank you. Hope I wasn't interrupting anything."

if she had come in ONE minute earlier?  She would've gotten a free show...


Go on ....
 
2022-09-22 5:37:48 PM  

steklo: CSB

Somewhere in MA, I booked a hotel room to attend my cousin's wedding. The wife and I were coming from NY.

So we get to the hotel and one of our "things" is to have sex in a new state...so we got down to business.

no sooner as we finished, my wife heads off to the bathroom and I am putting on my pants when the door opens up and this woman with a suitcase on wheels comes waltzing into the room. No knock, no nothing, she comes right in.

"What are you doing in my room?" I asked.
"No, what are you doing in MY room?" she asked

Realizing this was going nowhere fast, I just picked up the phone and called the front desk.

"Yes, sorry, sir, have her come down to the front desk and we'll issue her a new room card. Sorry for the mix up"

so I tell her to go back down to the front desk, and they'll sort it out.

"Thank you. Hope I wasn't interrupting anything."

if she had come in ONE minute earlier?  She would've gotten a free show...



If she was hot you missed out on a chance to check threesome off of your list.
 
2022-09-22 5:38:09 PM  
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2022-09-22 5:38:19 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: SCANDALOUS. I hope there's a video.


You know that everyone with a view of that hotel window, at the restaurant pulled out their cell phones and started recording.

A version is probably up at Youporn right now...
 
2022-09-22 5:39:46 PM  

edmo: Pretty sure that's Bigfoot.


No. It's Becky.
 
2022-09-22 5:40:30 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Go on ....


If she came in a minute sooner, she would've seen the all important money shot.

Nick el Ass: If she was hot you missed out on a chance to check threesome off of your list.


it's never been on my list. I have a hard enough time pleasing one woman, two?  I would kill myself...

but hey what a way to go!
 
2022-09-22 5:40:55 PM  
Little Feat - Fat Man In The Bathtub
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2022-09-22 5:42:01 PM  

Grumpy Cat: No. It's Becky.


which one?

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2022-09-22 5:45:15 PM  
Wild Sex (In The Working Class)
Youtube eHfd29yEYmU
 
2022-09-22 5:46:19 PM  

steklo: Grumpy Cat: No. It's Becky.

which one?

[famefocus.com image 850x543]


Why not both?
 
2022-09-22 5:48:38 PM  

steklo: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Go on ....

If she came in a minute sooner, she would've seen the all important money shot.

Nick el Ass: If she was hot you missed out on a chance to check threesome off of your list.

it's never been on my list. I have a hard enough time pleasing one woman, two?  I would kill myself...

but hey what a way to go!


Bleh, not sexy. Do the version where she and your wife make out passionately and then forget you're there.
 
2022-09-22 5:51:12 PM  

steklo: Recoil Therapy: *shakes tiny little ... er ... fist, yeah let's go with fist ...at you...*

heh-heh, just chalk it up to great minds think a like.

I've got you farkied as going to Ft Knox...

it was 35 years ago I was there this month for basic training.


July of '86 for me

/Usually towards the end of the cycle you get to go see a movie
//Our Drills said that the BN Commander for the training BN decreed that nobody would go this cycle
///Full Metal Jacket had just come out and they didn't want us getting ideas...
 
2022-09-22 5:52:44 PM  

Recoil Therapy: steklo: LurkerSupreme: How come I never seem to stay in the hotels with couples having wild sex parties with the blinds open across the way?

usually, the people showing off when they have sex aren't the people you want to see having sex.

*shakes tiny little ... er ... fist, yeah let's go with fist ...at you...*

/genetics can be a biatch
//thanks dad...sigh


Son?
 
2022-09-22 5:54:37 PM  
Wife and I were on vacation in Hawaii back in 2002. We didn't bother closing the blinds during any of our activities thinking that the windows must be tinted/reflective.
We went to dinner in that restaurant on top of another hotel that rotates. It was visible from our hotel room. We learned that we should have been closing our blinds as each time our table rotated towards our hotel, we could see one guy chase/get chased by/catch and get caught by two nice young ladies. There was a lot more than chasing going on, and it was all clear as day. 
Now I'm wondering what kind of show the wife and I were putting on for diners!?!?!?
 
2022-09-22 5:54:37 PM  

Recoil Therapy: July of '86 for me


A year before I got there. Surprised they didn't show "Stripes"

you know it was filmed there right?
 
2022-09-22 5:56:14 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Do the version where she and your wife make out passionately and then forget you're there.


If my wife ever made out with another woman....hell would've frozen over...
 
2022-09-22 5:57:39 PM  

steklo: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Do the version where she and your wife make out passionately and then forget you're there.

If my wife ever made out with another woman....hell would've frozen over...


LOL
 
2022-09-22 5:57:49 PM  

edmo: Pretty sure that's Bigfoot.


no its becky
 
2022-09-22 5:59:04 PM  

steklo: Recoil Therapy: July of '86 for me

A year before I got there. Surprised they didn't show "Stripes"

you know it was filmed there right?


About three blocks down the road (offset by five or six years). Same 'temporary' WW2 era barracks though.

/Four/Charlie/Eighteen/Four - still remember 36 years later
//4th platoon, Charlie Co, 18th training BN, 4th training brigade for those who don't army speak
 
2022-09-22 6:00:43 PM  
Just curious - does the Star think that the couple should have dull and boring sex?
 
2022-09-22 6:11:29 PM  
Wife and I had drunken sex at an old place in Germany (General Walker hotel). The headboard was slamming the wall hard. I think it occured to me that her mom and aunt were on the other side of the wall, but it was too late to stop. Probably didn't bother the aunt, because years later I heard when her husband was alive they were swingers.
 
2022-09-22 6:13:29 PM  

steklo: CSB

Somewhere in MA, I booked a hotel room to attend my cousin's wedding. The wife and I were coming from NY.

So we get to the hotel and one of our "things" is to have sex in a new state...so we got down to business.

no sooner as we finished, my wife heads off to the bathroom and I am putting on my pants when the door opens up and this woman with a suitcase on wheels comes waltzing into the room. No knock, no nothing, she comes right in.

"What are you doing in my room?" I asked.
"No, what are you doing in MY room?" she asked

Realizing this was going nowhere fast, I just picked up the phone and called the front desk.

"Yes, sorry, sir, have her come down to the front desk and we'll issue her a new room card. Sorry for the mix up"

so I tell her to go back down to the front desk, and they'll sort it out.

"Thank you. Hope I wasn't interrupting anything."

if she had come in ONE minute earlier?  She would've gotten a free show...


I had something similar happen when I arrived at my hotel in Worcester for work. Got in late - like 11:30-midnight. Check in, get the key, pop in the elevator.

Swipe the key and walk into the room to the sound of the shower running. Thought it odd, but all the lights in the room were off. Walked in, flipped the switch and walked by the bathroom only to catch sight of the sheets and comforter in disarray, a lamp knocked over, a cushion off of the couch, clothes all over the place and condom wrappers scattered around the TV.

I just turned around, lightly tapped on the bathroom door and said "Congrats on the sex, you two. I'm going to have them give me a different room. G'night."
 
2022-09-22 6:13:31 PM  

steklo: CSB

Somewhere in MA, I booked a hotel room to attend my cousin's wedding. The wife and I were coming from NY.

So we get to the hotel and one of our "things" is to have sex in a new state...so we got down to business.

no sooner as we finished, my wife heads off to the bathroom and I am putting on my pants when the door opens up and this woman with a suitcase on wheels comes waltzing into the room. No knock, no nothing, she comes right in.

"What are you doing in my room?" I asked.
"No, what are you doing in MY room?" she asked

Realizing this was going nowhere fast, I just picked up the phone and called the front desk.

"Yes, sorry, sir, have her come down to the front desk and we'll issue her a new room card. Sorry for the mix up"

so I tell her to go back down to the front desk, and they'll sort it out.

"Thank you. Hope I wasn't interrupting anything."

if she had come in ONE minute earlier?  She would've gotten a free show...


One minute..?

Show off.
 
2022-09-22 6:42:13 PM  
Dinner and a show! What's the problem?
 
2022-09-22 6:45:54 PM  
I think the funniest word in this headline is "caught". They weren't "caught" doing anything. This is totally intentional.
 
2022-09-22 6:55:46 PM  
I feel like people have a low bar for "wild" sex.
 
2022-09-22 6:57:55 PM  
One time when the ex and I stayed in a hotel, he left the room the next morning to get ice and was getting high-fived by name up and down the hall.

/ might be a screamer
 
2022-09-22 6:59:52 PM  
Am I too late to say..."ya y'all too ugly to do that" ?
 
2022-09-22 7:03:08 PM  

Cafe Threads: One time when the ex and I stayed in a hotel, he left the room the next morning to get ice and was getting high-fived by name up and down the hall.

/ might be a screamer


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2022-09-22 7:30:55 PM  
First time I read an article in ages and the recommended stuff at the bottom of the page is reminding me of the existence of Jonah Falcon. Thanks internet.
 
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