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(Metro)   British Palace denounces 'fake hands' scandal amongst King Charles' security, anyone caught will be sentenced to weapon searches, kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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2022-09-22 12:15:17 PM  
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2022-09-22 8:19:22 PM  
He said in the US close protection officers are more 'trigger happy'

You don't say?
 
2022-09-22 8:57:21 PM  
Tiny fake hands?

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2022-09-22 8:58:17 PM  
Idk, they look pretty fake to me.

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2022-09-22 9:01:13 PM  
Anyone else profoundly not in the mood for sausage?
 
2022-09-22 9:03:30 PM  
Decoy digits?
Extraneous extremities?
Pseudo paws?
 
2022-09-22 9:03:47 PM  

Teddy Brosevelt: Anyone else profoundly not in the mood for sausage?


They call em bangers over there.
 
2022-09-22 9:08:29 PM  

sirrerun: Teddy Brosevelt: Anyone else profoundly not in the mood for sausage?

They call em bangers over there.


That's what Diana called them.
 
2022-09-22 9:11:46 PM  
Bishop Brennan? You mean Len.
 
2022-09-22 9:13:35 PM  

Teddy Brosevelt: Anyone else profoundly not in the mood for sausage?



Queen Consort Camilla has been enjoying the sausage for years.
 
2022-09-22 9:21:24 PM  

nakmuay: Idk, they look pretty fake to me.

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This tabloid rag article is meant to distract from Charles' hands.
 
2022-09-22 9:22:13 PM  

Archie Goodwin: Decoy digits?
Extraneous extremities?
Pseudo paws?


Manufactured manos
 
2022-09-22 9:28:09 PM  

ifky: Bishop Brennan? You mean Len.


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Don't call me "Len", you little prick! I'm a Magistrate!
 
2022-09-22 9:56:13 PM  
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2022-09-22 10:27:09 PM  

ifky: Bishop Brennan? You mean Len.


Call him whatever you want just make sure there aren't any rabbits about.
 
2022-09-22 10:31:58 PM  
It's just the latest training. That posture allows for a faster draw.
 
2022-09-22 10:37:00 PM  
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2022-09-23 12:15:41 AM  
Maybe he actually has a fake hand and shoots with the other.

Or maybe his weapon is up his sleeve, Taxi Driver style, but without the spring ejection mechanism.

Or maybe it's both and the hand is the gun and he's standing there ready to go.
 
2022-09-23 2:08:45 AM  
https://youtu.be/lUvuy921uoY @25 seconds in, one of the "dead armed" guards with a strange bulge at his side obviously used the "fake" hand to gesture with articulation. He's just an odd looking dude.
 
2022-09-23 2:51:49 AM  

DoughyGuy: Maybe he actually has a fake hand and shoots with the other.

Or maybe his weapon is up his sleeve, Taxi Driver style, but without the spring ejection mechanism.

Or maybe it's both and the hand is the gun and he's standing there ready to go.


Why not throth?
 
2022-09-23 6:37:21 AM  
JFC people are so unbearably dumb.
 
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