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(Wales Online)   I can't be guilty of drunk driving, your honor. I was in the passenger seat, my dog was driving   (walesonline.co.uk) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Alcoholic beverage, Seaview Hotel, Melissa Jenkins Johanson, told police, end of the bizarre trail of events, Judge Huw Rees, smell of alcohol, community service order  
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2022-09-22 9:28:32 AM  
There really should be a "what's her fark handle?" tag.
 
2022-09-22 10:37:46 AM  
Back in the late seventies early eighties everyone in my hometown that was drunk blamed a dog for their car wreck, but that was a dog that ran in front of them

But that was before drunk driving was a big deal
 
2022-09-22 11:36:27 AM  
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2022-09-22 11:51:25 AM  
Did her horse make her spend that year in college, too?
 
2022-09-22 11:52:18 AM  
Was the dog drunk?
 
2022-09-22 11:57:00 AM  
Drunk #1:  Slow down!  You're driving too fast!
Drunk #2:  I thought you were driving.
 
2022-09-22 11:58:12 AM  

nmrsnr: Did her horse make her spend that year in college, too?


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2022-09-22 12:01:18 PM  
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2022-09-22 12:01:18 PM  
Does the dog call him "Tater"?
 
2022-09-22 12:03:38 PM  
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2022-09-22 12:06:14 PM  
"When police arrived at your address there was an all-consuming smell of alcohol. In your babbling incoherence you showed how intoxicated you were."

I lost count how many times that has happened to me.
 
2022-09-22 12:07:14 PM  
Dumbass, Everybody knows its Cats that drive
 
2022-09-22 12:12:21 PM  
Still, safer than letting the cat drive.

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2022-09-22 12:13:02 PM  

Eat The Placenta: "When police arrived at your address there was an all-consuming smell of alcohol. In your babbling incoherence you showed how intoxicated you were."

I lost count how many times that has happened to me.


Well, there's their problem right there.  You can't drunk drive a house!
 
2022-09-22 12:13:22 PM  
It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for her.
 
2022-09-22 12:17:54 PM  
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2022-09-22 12:36:03 PM  
I blame those cute Subaru golden retrievers driving commercials.
 
2022-09-22 12:41:02 PM  
Johanson, 47, attempted to reverse out of the car park at Ocean Café Bar and Restaurant beside The Parrog in Fishguard four times before a man noticed her drunken state and phoned the police.
But Johanson did manage to reverse out of the car park at the fifth attempt at midday on February 15, and then began driving down the footpath before colliding with a bus stop just metres from a children's play area,


This chick was so drunk in the afternoon that she couldn't back her car up.

Wonder how much she drinks on a Saturday night.
 
2022-09-22 12:49:36 PM  

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I came here for this.
 
2022-09-22 12:54:05 PM  
Well, I never should've let that dog drive...

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2022-09-22 1:00:53 PM  
Lying jerk. Dogs are good drivers.
 
2022-09-22 1:05:58 PM  

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Is this the new "Dogs Playing Poker"?
 
2022-09-22 1:12:55 PM  
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2022-09-22 1:26:37 PM  

Eightballjacket: Johanson, 47, attempted to reverse out of the car park at Ocean Café Bar and Restaurant beside The Parrog in Fishguard four times before a man noticed her drunken state and phoned the police.
But Johanson did manage to reverse out of the car park at the fifth attempt at midday on February 15, and then began driving down the footpath before colliding with a bus stop just metres from a children's play area,


This chick was so drunk in the afternoon that she couldn't back her car up.

Wonder how much she drinks on a Saturday night.


Personally responsible for providing a university education to the children of the owner of her local off license.
 
2022-09-22 1:39:40 PM  
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2022-09-22 2:18:47 PM  
She was wearing this shirt when arrested.

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2022-09-22 2:22:09 PM  
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2022-09-22 2:52:14 PM  
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