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(Daily Star) Weeners "'World's biggest penis' blokes have ding-dong over who is King Dong in epic cockfight". That's a lot of dong (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
    More: Weeners, Penis, Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, Jonah Falcon, bold claim, most massive member, validity of Roberto, Medical professionals, Sexual intercourse  
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2022-09-22 8:46:59 AM  
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2022-09-22 8:50:57 AM  
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2022-09-22 8:53:25 AM  
It's almost depressing to imagine a life so empty of meaning that this is the only thing you have to be proud of.
 
2022-09-22 9:52:28 AM  

Pocket Ninja: It's almost depressing to imagine a life so empty of meaning that this is the only thing you have to be proud of.


tiny penis like typing detected
 
2022-09-22 9:54:19 AM  
Old Richard Pryor bit...

Me and this guy were saying each one of us had the biggest dicks, so we didn't want everyone
watching, so we walked out onto the Golden Gate bridge.  My buddy said damn, all that water wanting
to make me pee.  I said me too.
So he took his dick out and started pissin' and I took my dick out and started pissin'.
He said DAMN!  That water is cold!
I said yeah, and it DEEP too!
 
2022-09-22 9:54:31 AM  
Sword fight!!
 
2022-09-22 9:56:37 AM  
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2022-09-22 9:56:50 AM  
"World's Latest Penis?"
 
2022-09-22 9:56:58 AM  
Let them fight.
 
2022-09-22 9:57:12 AM  
I have a prodigious member. I wear gray sweat shorts almost exclusively.  Everyone notices me sauntering up to whatever.  It's pretty great TBH.
 
2022-09-22 9:57:49 AM  

swankywanky: [i.kym-cdn.com image 565x476]


username checks out
 
2022-09-22 9:58:24 AM  
oh I am on fire today
 
2022-09-22 9:58:51 AM  
Lots more contenders for the biggest dickhead honor.
 
2022-09-22 9:59:57 AM  
Da Vinci's Notebook - Enormous Penis (2002)
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Obligatory

/PNSFW because of weener lyrics
 
2022-09-22 10:00:08 AM  
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2022-09-22 10:02:25 AM  
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2022-09-22 10:03:59 AM  
Two guys who will never know the joy that is going balls deep.

/ or so I've heard
 
2022-09-22 10:04:03 AM  
The Meaning of Life (8/11) Movie CLIP - The Penis Song (1983) HD
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Also obligatory.

/Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.
 
2022-09-22 10:04:08 AM  
Oh this again?
 
2022-09-22 10:05:22 AM  
Dong! Oh Dong!
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2022-09-22 10:05:55 AM  

Lady J: oh I am on fire today


That's what happens when all the big penises get you really hot.
 
2022-09-22 10:07:09 AM  
Another contestant enters the fray....
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2022-09-22 10:07:57 AM  
People think Im fat and have a large stomach. But its just my penis hiding up inside me. Women grope it so much it became shy and retracted. So now to get it working or to take a leak I have to shove my middle finger up my butthole wiggle it and scream SNAKE SNAKE!!! Im not showing it. Not providing pics or first hand testimony from witnesses but I am hereby claiming the largest retracted penis in the world! IN THE WORLD DAMMIT!!
 
2022-09-22 10:10:59 AM  

Lady J: oh I am on fire today


Use some lube.
 
2022-09-22 10:14:47 AM  
These claims need to be qualified - who has the world's biggest penis that looks and functions like a penis rather than some horrific misshapen lumpen mass hanging down their leg.
 
2022-09-22 10:14:50 AM  
Blazing Saddles (7/10) Movie CLIP - Lili Goes Black (1974) HD
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2022-09-22 10:15:05 AM  
For a dick measuring contest, there sure are a lot of assholes.
 
2022-09-22 10:16:41 AM  
Roberto Esquivel Cabrera:
But in more recent years he has kept his tadger wrapped in bandages because, he claims, he gets a lot of urinary tract infections.

Jonah Falcon:
He's claimed that ... he can completely envelop a doorknob with his foreskin.


I'm having a difficult time deciding which one of these guys I'm more jealous of.
 
2022-09-22 10:20:50 AM  
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2022-09-22 10:23:55 AM  

Pocket Ninja: It's almost depressing to imagine a life so empty of meaning that this is the only thing you have to be proud of.


I'd have to see what they drive first.
 
2022-09-22 10:26:10 AM  
Jonah, who has pledged to donate his member to the Icelandic Phallological Museum after his death, has refused to do porn, saying it would be "the easy way out".

Seriously, why would you deny the one thing you have. What a tool.
 
2022-09-22 10:29:18 AM  
Jonah was interviewed by Howard Stern. He claimed most women couldn't handle the size.
 
2022-09-22 10:30:24 AM  
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2022-09-22 10:31:10 AM  
This far and no one has suggested the battle takes place in submitter's mom? Did I log into Furk instead of Fark?
 
2022-09-22 10:33:36 AM  

Boojum2k: This far and no one has suggested the battle takes place in submitter's mom? Did I log into Furk instead of Fark?


you didn't see the posts from your mom upthread?
 
2022-09-22 10:35:03 AM  

Boojum2k: Did I log into Furk instead of Fark?


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2022-09-22 10:38:19 AM  

Pocket Ninja: It's almost depressing to imagine a life so empty of meaning that this is the only thing you have to be proud of.


I typed this with my penis, so that's also something I'm proud of. It's enormous, flexible, and dexterous.

/right now I can only play chopsticks on the piano though
//eventually I'll be a true pianist
///it's like self-accompaniment with a 3rd arm (no exaggeration, wink wink)
 
2022-09-22 10:39:34 AM  

HighZoolander: eventually I'll be a true pianist


Nah, you would be better off learning to play your organ.
 
2022-09-22 10:42:50 AM  

Lady J: Boojum2k: This far and no one has suggested the battle takes place in submitter's mom? Did I log into Furk instead of Fark?

you didn't see the posts from your mom upthread?


You're not my real Mom!
 
2022-09-22 10:44:37 AM  
I see all these big dick comments, but nothing about either the user or recipient enjoying themselves and the big dick, curious thing that.
 
2022-09-22 10:45:13 AM  
Austin Powers - Radar Jokes
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2022-09-22 10:55:40 AM  
How did the Brits come up with "chopper" as slang for "penis"?
 
2022-09-22 11:03:40 AM  
"one third as tall as actor Danny DeVito."

And you guys biatch about Americans using anything other than the metric system?
 
2022-09-22 11:04:11 AM  

Boojum2k: Lady J: Boojum2k: This far and no one has suggested the battle takes place in submitter's mom? Did I log into Furk instead of Fark?

you didn't see the posts from your mom upthread?

You're not my real Mom!


that's not what your dad sa...

you know what this can't end well.  I gracefully concede.

/unlike your m...
//I said stop it!
/// ჴ
 
2022-09-22 11:09:49 AM  

steklo: HighZoolander: eventually I'll be a true pianist

Nah, you would be better off learning to play your organ.


I once had a bunch of lobsters on my piano....
 
2022-09-22 11:12:32 AM  

Pocket Ninja: It's almost depressing to imagine a life so empty of meaning that this is the only thing you have to be proud of.


This. What I think is amazing, the british guy, that dudes over 50, and looks maybe 30. He should be selling aging creams. Nobody cares about a dick that's too big to use properly.
 
2022-09-22 11:12:56 AM  

Pocket Ninja: It's almost depressing to imagine a life so empty of meaning that this is the only thing you have to be proud of.


"Concern' over inadequacies in that department are a big part of the broken psyche of many American men.

See Also:

$90,000 pickup trucks that have never seen a scratch,
Gun collections that could hold off a platoon,
30+ meter megayachts
ETC
 
2022-09-22 11:13:25 AM  

jman144: steklo: HighZoolander: eventually I'll be a true pianist

Nah, you would be better off learning to play your organ.

I once had a bunch of lobsters on my piano....


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2022-09-22 11:16:03 AM  

drxym: These claims need to be qualified - who has the world's biggest penis that looks and functions like a penis rather than some horrific misshapen lumpen mass hanging down their leg.


My understanding is the British guys is more or less normal, albeit overly large.
 
2022-09-22 11:16:51 AM  

jman144: steklo: HighZoolander: eventually I'll be a true pianist

Nah, you would be better off learning to play your organ.

I once had a bunch of lobsters on my piano....


Tis better to have tulips on your organ
 
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