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(NBC San Diego)   Fat Leonard apprehended. Skinny Pete and Height-Weight-Proportional Johnny still at large   (nbcsandiego.com) divider line
    More: Followup, United States, United States Marshals Service, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Leonard Glenn Francis, Organized crime, U.S. Marshals Service, Carlos Garate Rondon, Marshal  
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2022-09-22 4:33:34 AM  
"Fat" as a derogatory adjective for a nickname is just lazy.

What about Tiny, Slim, or even "The Whale"?
 
2022-09-22 4:34:08 AM  
His final destination was supposed to be Russia eh?  Wouldn't that just be shiny?  Nice catch
 
2022-09-22 4:44:41 AM  

Claude Ballse: "Fat" as a derogatory adjective for a nickname is just lazy.

What about Tiny, Slim, or even "The Whale"?


I like "Roche Lobe" for twins.
 
2022-09-22 4:54:01 AM  
Good.
 
2022-09-22 5:06:35 AM  
Venezuela wanted that $40k cash reward.
 
2022-09-22 5:13:56 AM  
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2022-09-22 5:28:26 AM  
If the guy had the largest military bribery case in the country's history you'd think he wouldn't be able to pay off some guards to look the other way?
Wouldn't take a lot of money either.
Much less than Epstein's case.
 
2022-09-22 5:54:24 AM  

Resident Muslim: If the guy had the largest military bribery case in the country's history you'd think he wouldn't be able to pay off some guards to look the other way?
Wouldn't take a lot of money either.
Much less than Epstein's case.


He spent all the money in bribes.
 
2022-09-22 5:55:13 AM  

Claude Ballse: "Fat" as a derogatory adjective for a nickname is just lazy.

What about Tiny, Slim, or even "The Whale"?


Lenny the Large?
 
2022-09-22 6:11:17 AM  
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2022-09-22 6:12:06 AM  
Wow. In the last thread about him I was pretty sure I posted something along the lines of "they will never find his body". I'm almost in shock about how wrong I was. I would have put money on this guy being dead, it just makes too much sense.
 
2022-09-22 6:13:11 AM  
Arrested in Venezuela, and DeSantis will soon send him to Martha's Vineyard.
 
2022-09-22 6:29:35 AM  
Military bribery scandal and headed to Russia?   Hmmm, maybe a nice long layover at Gitmo on the way back to the US would be in order.
 
2022-09-22 6:45:43 AM  

nyan9mm: Wow. In the last thread about him I was pretty sure I posted something along the lines of "they will never find his body". I'm almost in shock about how wrong I was. I would have put money on this guy being dead, it just makes too much sense.


It's almost as if conspiracy theories rarely turn out to be true!
 
2022-09-22 6:49:14 AM  
How it started:
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How it's going:
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2022-09-22 6:55:22 AM  

CheatCommando: nyan9mm: Wow. In the last thread about him I was pretty sure I posted something along the lines of "they will never find his body". I'm almost in shock about how wrong I was. I would have put money on this guy being dead, it just makes too much sense.

It's almost as if conspiracy theories rarely turn out to be true!


You've got it backwards, they are almost always true, just too convoluted to make sense of from 2nd hand/3rd hand information/Twitter and Google searches. You know I'm right, don't @ me.
 
2022-09-22 6:55:48 AM  

CheatCommando: nyan9mm: Wow. In the last thread about him I was pretty sure I posted something along the lines of "they will never find his body". I'm almost in shock about how wrong I was. I would have put money on this guy being dead, it just makes too much sense.

It's almost as if conspiracy theories rarely turn out to be true!


I was only joking about the last bit :)
 
2022-09-22 7:02:16 AM  
I'm glad to know that Interpol Venezuela did their job, despite all the political issues with the west. It means one less safe haven for another "rich" flight risk I know in FL.
 
2022-09-22 7:04:48 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: How it started:
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How it's going:
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That explains the "fat" nickname.
 
2022-09-22 7:08:59 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: How it started:
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How it's going:
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He really needs orange glitter around his mouth for maximum effect.

Also: I'm glad this asshole got caught.
 
2022-09-22 7:24:52 AM  
I guess he ran out of breath
 
2022-09-22 7:31:35 AM  

Claude Ballse: "Fat" as a derogatory adjective for a nickname is just lazy.

What about Tiny, Slim, or even "The Whale"?


Maybe he chose it for himself like Fat Amy did.
 
2022-09-22 7:31:52 AM  
This guy?

Ween - Fat Lenny
Youtube S8nRgAK-Qc4
 
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2022-09-22 7:37:10 AM  
Fat Albert/Leonard Part 6 cross-over?
 
2022-09-22 7:49:41 AM  
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2022-09-22 8:02:00 AM  
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2022-09-22 8:14:45 AM  
This dude was caught the day he took off. No 350lb man is getting away from the US government with uhaul trailers worth of stuff with him.
 
2022-09-22 8:19:06 AM  
I love it when the cops run a fat, corrupt, POS who thinks he's above the law to ground.

/there's still one to go...
 
2022-09-22 8:21:38 AM  
He was never "On the run" perhaps "On the waddle," at best.
 
2022-09-22 8:39:48 AM  

Unmatched Brutality: This guy?

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/S8nRgAK-Qc4]


Came here to post this, but I see it has been covered.
 
2022-09-22 8:48:30 AM  
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Regular size Rudy would like a word.
 
2022-09-22 9:26:09 AM  

Claude Ballse: "Fat" as a derogatory adjective for a nickname is just lazy.

What about Tiny, Slim, or even "The Whale"?


Wide Wale?

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2022-09-22 9:30:37 AM  
I would think he'd have made it further or at least for longer like whitey bulger. Guess you gotta go by boat. Planes they watch more.
That kinda money on hand you could meet up with a Russian fishing ship to take you the rest of the way.
 
2022-09-22 10:11:23 AM  
Unmatched Brutality:

Came to post this.

Stay brown
 
2022-09-22 12:07:41 PM  
 
2022-09-22 1:26:05 PM  
asclong as this guy's ok, that's all I care about
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2022-09-22 2:06:48 PM  
Any bets on how long till he gets suicided?
 
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