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(Vice)   People keep saying you can eat Crocs footwear, please don't   (vice.com) divider line
    More: PSA, Crocs, Clog, Jibbitz, Nutrition, Eating, aspect of our collective Crocs fixation, Shoe, urban legend  
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2025 clicks; posted to Main » and Food » on 21 Sep 2022 at 5:20 PM (19 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-21 4:27:07 PM  
Is this a thing people have heard of?
 
2022-09-21 4:54:26 PM  
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2022-09-21 4:59:40 PM  
Of course, you can always eat the other kind of croc if you're hungry enough...
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2022-09-21 5:21:25 PM  
Well if you are you are moron and deserve whatever happens to you.
 
2022-09-21 5:24:08 PM  
Crocs and socks, green eggs and ham. Breakfast of Champions!
 
2022-09-21 5:24:46 PM  
I'm strongly in favor of people who bought Crocs trying to eat them.
 
2022-09-21 5:26:07 PM  

I Ate Shergar: [theknowledge.com image 600x456]


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2022-09-21 5:28:30 PM  
Not a croc but, close enough for fark.

how to skin, de-bone and flesh out an alligator

NSFW or possibly some stomachs.
 
2022-09-21 5:32:33 PM  
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2022-09-21 5:33:40 PM  
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rpm
2022-09-21 5:34:27 PM  
All you have to do is fry it in Nyquil.
 
2022-09-21 5:35:45 PM  
You can theoretically eat just about anything if you try hard enough. Use a chisel and hammer and you can start eating pieces of the Empire State Building.

Whether or not it's good for you is another story.
 
2022-09-21 5:35:57 PM  
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/are YOU gonna tell him?
 
2022-09-21 5:37:39 PM  
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2022-09-21 5:38:37 PM  
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2022-09-21 5:39:03 PM  
People are farking dumb. I don't need a 3000 word article to tell me that

/tl;dr
 
2022-09-21 5:39:15 PM  
I've been blissfully ignorant of this particular embodiment of human stupidity until now. What have done to deserve this unwanted edification?
 
2022-09-21 5:44:21 PM  
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2022-09-21 5:45:20 PM  
If you're gonna do this, please:

a) choke to death on it, preferably before...
b) you procreate
 
2022-09-21 5:47:46 PM  
I call BS. No one has ever said that you could be eating crocs.
 
2022-09-21 5:48:37 PM  
You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world!

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2022-09-21 5:51:38 PM  
You're not their boss!
 
2022-09-21 5:53:27 PM  
It's fine if you wash them down with Tide Pods
 
2022-09-21 5:57:09 PM  
"They're an enduring Y2K classic! Their ubiquity is obvious, but one aspect of our collective Crocs fixation remains a mystery: Why are people so obsessed with trying to eat them?"

I don't know, I have literally never heard of this before in my life. Maybe you should hang out with smarter people.
 
2022-09-21 6:01:17 PM  

bughunter: [nydailynews.com image 415x283]

/are YOU gonna tell him?


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2022-09-21 6:02:52 PM  
That entire article could have been shortened: YES you can eat Crocs.  You can eat dog shiat too.  Are you going to though?
 
2022-09-21 6:05:16 PM  

rpm: All you have to do is fry it in Nyquil.


I saw that on the news yesterday.  I still don't quite understand where it came from.
 
2022-09-21 6:06:51 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: rpm: All you have to do is fry it in Nyquil.

I saw that on the news yesterday.  I still don't quite understand where it came from.


Can you imagine dogshiat fried in Nyquil?
 
rpm
2022-09-21 6:10:31 PM  

PickleBarrel: The Irresponsible Captain: rpm: All you have to do is fry it in Nyquil.

I saw that on the news yesterday.  I still don't quite understand where it came from.

Can you imagine dogshiat fried in Nyquil?


Coming soon to a state fair near you
 
2022-09-21 6:11:51 PM  
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2022-09-21 6:13:44 PM  
I don't understand why I would?  They suck.
 
2022-09-21 6:18:51 PM  

PickleBarrel: The Irresponsible Captain: rpm: All you have to do is fry it in Nyquil.

I saw that on the news yesterday.  I still don't quite understand where it came from.

Can you imagine dogshiat simmered in Nyquil?


Ftfy
 
2022-09-21 6:25:35 PM  
I don't really think we should stop people from doing demonstrably stupid shiat. Live and learn, or live and die, but no more bubble wrap.  If we had thinned the herd from the terminally stupid we might not be in quite the mess we are in now.

/love my crocs
//they are peach with pineapples on them
///I hope they make christmas crocs!
 
2022-09-21 6:41:57 PM  
As long as I can have Sleepy Chicken, I won't eat crocks
 
2022-09-21 6:53:09 PM  
I won't put them on my feet, why would I put them in my mouth?
 
2022-09-21 6:54:58 PM  
Keep the combination test of intelligence/right to exist challenges coming.  Anyone dumb enough to die from them deserves it and we lose nothing.
 
2022-09-21 6:56:23 PM  
I'm not ashamed to admit I'm fully a Crocs convert.

I received a pair for father's day and I absolutely love them.

In fact I'm wearing them right now!

And they're even more comfortable with socks!
 
2022-09-21 7:06:04 PM  

I Ate Shergar: Of course, you can always eat the other kind of croc if you're hungry enough...
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That looks so good.

/high
 
2022-09-21 7:27:16 PM  

Barton Fink: I'm not ashamed to admit I'm fully a Crocs convert.

I received a pair for father's day and I absolutely love them.

In fact I'm wearing them right now!

And they're even more comfortable with socks!


I'm with you on that! I bought a pair on sale at walmart and they are the most comfortable things ever. I wear them bartending and my feet love me lol
 
2022-09-21 7:51:32 PM  

Death by Spaghettification: Barton Fink: I'm not ashamed to admit I'm fully a Crocs convert.

I received a pair for father's day and I absolutely love them.

In fact I'm wearing them right now!

And they're even more comfortable with socks!

I'm with you on that! I bought a pair on sale at walmart and they are the most comfortable things ever. I wear them bartending and my feet love me lol


If I see someone wearing them while I'm wearing mine, I'll always give them a point and a wave!
 
2022-09-21 8:03:43 PM  

chitownmike: PickleBarrel: The Irresponsible Captain: rpm: All you have to do is fry it in Nyquil.

I saw that on the news yesterday.  I still don't quite understand where it came from.

Can you imagine dogshiat simmered in Nyquil?

Ftfy


Wiggling the beaker: "Nutty!"
 
2022-09-21 8:12:56 PM  
Been done

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Bonus: the strip is Crock
 
2022-09-21 9:14:30 PM  
Make no namastake about it, this sandals are delicious!
 
2022-09-21 9:56:30 PM  
This is one of those rare cases where the headline and the article are begging for an extra colon.
 
2022-09-21 10:16:31 PM  

Death by Spaghettification: Barton Fink: I'm not ashamed to admit I'm fully a Crocs convert.

I received a pair for father's day and I absolutely love them.

In fact I'm wearing them right now!

And they're even more comfortable with socks!

I'm with you on that! I bought a pair on sale at walmart and they are the most comfortable things ever. I wear them bartending and my feet love me lol


I have a bunch of people at work who wear them. I think it originally started with them needing closed toed shoes, and it became a thing. There are some pretty fun ones I see, too. And everyone says they ARE extremely comfortable. I know at least one guy who now wears them everywhere. They aren't pretty, but the haters have never worn them, not have they ever talked to someone who has...
 
2022-09-21 10:51:13 PM  

PickleBarrel: That entire article could have been shortened: YES you can eat Crocs.  You can eat dog shiat too.  Are you going to though?


I figured the gif of the scene would get me in trouble, so...

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